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[G-Bob]

Having to spoon feed team mates on how to do everything when they are getting paid more money than you!

[slindborg]

Ill children that do the WORST impression of an ill person

[Mangham54]

Ill children that do the WORST impression of an ill person

Or a dog that knows it is raining and is scheduled to go for her evening walk and suddenly starts limping. So give her the benefit of the doubt and think better of going out in the rain myself. Then 5 minutes later here something drop at my feet... look down it is her indoor football. So I change my mind and walk back over to pick up her lead, with her following me limping across the lounge, so give her the benefit of the doubt a second time.

5 minutes later she starts bouncing up and down when she hears a dog on the telly, runs off to collect her football for a game in the house.

Clever dog, but very iritating.

[Mangham54]

My own stupidity..... Just taken the lid off my yoghurt and quickly looked back at the computer screen before licking the lid. However I had failed to realise that the torn edge was facing me, therefore I have just sliced and dragged the sharp edge of the yoghurt lid across my tongue. Hmmm... Bloody-Vanilla Muller Yoghurt. Lush

[J4EY D]

Ordering 2 sets of engine mount inserts and only having one delivered

[J4EY D]

Van drivers in london that jump a red light, you end up on their bonnet, then when you get off they drive away and get stuck at the next set of lights... then they're surprised when you catch up to them and open their door to 'have a go'!!

[Zoobeef]

Women that have the cheek to ASK me to buy them a drink!! If i like you i may offer to get you one. Dont just chuffin ask! Then dont look shocked when i say no because you asked. Just because your 18, have awesome tits, the worlds greatest body and looks to die for doesnt mean you should get free wets!! Now get to the bar you tramp

[LY_Scott]

That's the spirit!

[ChrisS1]

That's the spirit!

Boom boom.

[Seb.F]

People who you buy items from on eBay and then dont bother to contact you after 3 days, even after several messages, they only reply when you do an eBay lookup on their details and speak to their mother on the phone Then don't bother to send the item because they have to "Wait for paypal to clear funds into their bank" FOR FUCKS SAKE IF IT'S IN PAYPAL IT'S YOUR MONEY GODDAMMIT, it's not like it's going anywhere or I can magically call it back.... Oh, and then still don't reply even 8 days after purchasing.

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

thinking everything is going well, then being told that a member of your family is very ill.... Why can't everything go smoothly for a change... if its not one thing it something else FFS

[rob999]

Sorry to hear that Stuwy I may have said this before but I'll say it again. Cocks down the gym who can't help but pull ridiculous poses, in the changing room. You look like total f**kwits

[Zoobeef]

Sorry to hear that Stuwy

I may have said this before but I'll say it again. Cocks down the gym who can't help but pull ridiculous poses, in the changing room.
You look like total f**kwits

I always get impressed watching other blokes posing in the mirrors. Do you not find that?

One annoying thing with gyms is blokes dropping weights after using them. PUT the fuckers down not throw them. If they're too heavy use smaller ones.
They'll last longer too

Edited by zoobeef, 06 April 2011 - 06:18 PM.

[Zoobeef]

thinking everything is going well, then being told that a member of your family is very ill.... Why can't everything go smoothly for a change... if its not one thing it something else FFS

[rob999]

Mark, I do not want to see your picture reappearing in the Game girlfriend thread!! I'm of the opinion, save it for your bedroom. You just look like a tool constantly admiring yourself in a mirror, in front of everyone else.

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

my mobile phone... its sh**

[VXT Tim]

Half way through that sentence I really hoped you were going to find out she was a man

I can confirm... definitely not a man.

Proof please!!!

[ChrisS1]

Beer garden weather when you are stuck in work

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

Beer garden weather when you are stuck in work

or roof off b-road blasting..