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#2521 turbobob

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Posted 08 April 2011 - 02:46 PM


Beer garden weather when you are stuck in work :(


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or roof off b-road blasting..

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Proper work CBA this afto :(

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 10:12 AM

yesterday's curry needs to be evacuated but I'm at work and some bright spark decided to separate the men's bogs and the customer services office full of women with a very thin, seemingly porous wall.

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 10:39 AM

:ninja: :lol:

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 11:31 AM

yesterday's curry needs to be evacuated but I'm at work and some bright spark decided to separate the men's bogs and the customer services office full of women with a very thin, seemingly porous wall.



:lol: Just go for it, even the Queen has to take a sh1t

PS The lighted match technique works well

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 11:54 AM

yesterday's curry needs to be evacuated but I'm at work and some bright spark decided to separate the men's bogs and the customer services office full of women with a very thin, seemingly porous wall.

:lol: your stories never cease to either impress me (game girlfriend) or make me lol

#2526 Andrew aka Stuwy

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 12:23 PM

dramatics :rolleyes:

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 12:26 PM


yesterday's curry needs to be evacuated but I'm at work and some bright spark decided to separate the men's bogs and the customer services office full of women with a very thin, seemingly porous wall.

:lol: your stories never cease to either impress me (game girlfriend) or make me lol



Glad to be of service.

You'll all be pleased to know the evacuation was nowhere near as toxic as first expected. I thought about posting on here mid-squeeze but I'm not a great multitasker.

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 12:27 PM



yesterday's curry needs to be evacuated but I'm at work and some bright spark decided to separate the men's bogs and the customer services office full of women with a very thin, seemingly porous wall.

:lol: your stories never cease to either impress me (game girlfriend) or make me lol



Glad to be of service.

You'll all be pleased to know the evacuation was nowhere near as toxic as first expected. I thought about posting on here mid-squeeze but I'm not a great multitasker.

Thank f*** you didn't Youtube it :lol:

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 12:38 PM

this opens up a whole new topic in the gallery section :lol:

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 01:21 PM

this opens up a whole new topic in the gallery section :lol:

Have you ever been to www.ratemypoo.eu ..... :sick: :lol:

Oh yeah, NSFW

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 01:37 PM

I thought about posting on here mid-squeeze but I'm not a great multitasker.


Pah, if you had to squeeze it can't have been a very good curry :tt:

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 01:38 PM


I thought about posting on here mid-squeeze but I'm not a great multitasker.


Pah, if you had to squeeze it can't have been a very good curry :tt:


proper curry makes you sprint to the loo

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Posted 15 April 2011 - 03:05 PM

Ew! Too much information!! :sick:

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Posted 16 April 2011 - 07:35 PM

Have you ever been to www.ratemypoo.eu ..... :sick: :lol:

Oh yeah, NSFW


Good god Bob. I just entered that site. I don't know about it being NSFW......its just NS full stop! I feel physically sick!

Having said that....are you a regular poster pooster on there? :lol:

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Posted 16 April 2011 - 07:56 PM

My lodgers - popped down to see how they were today. Two of them were in. One is fine the other is demanding given that she is only paying £350 a month "We need a new Hoover, we need a new door bell and we need a window cleaner" How about f*uk off!!

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Posted 16 April 2011 - 08:05 PM

My lodgers - popped down to see how they were today.

Two of them were in. One is fine the other is demanding given that she is only paying £350 a month

"We need a new Hoover, we need a new door bell and we need a window cleaner" How about f*uk off!!

I can see why that gets on your tits.£350 is just half what i pay and i thought you would buy your own friggin Hoover ,i did.So f off would be in order i think

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Posted 16 April 2011 - 08:10 PM

The acting in The Day After Tomorrow.

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Posted 16 April 2011 - 08:16 PM

The acting in The Day After Tomorrow.

I really don't know why i'm watching it - oh yeah there is fcuk all else on :rolleyes:

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Posted 16 April 2011 - 08:16 PM


My lodgers - popped down to see how they were today.

Two of them were in. One is fine the other is demanding given that she is only paying £350 a month

"We need a new Hoover, we need a new door bell and we need a window cleaner" How about f*uk off!!

I can see why that gets on your tits.£350 is just half what i pay and i thought you would buy your own friggin Hoover ,i did.So f off would be in order i think


The rest of them pay £500 for their rooms but she has the smallest one. It is almost as if she is the spokeswoman!!!

#2540 VXT Tim

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Posted 16 April 2011 - 08:25 PM


The acting in The Day After Tomorrow.

I really don't know why i'm watching it - oh yeah there is fcuk all else on :rolleyes:


I want to turn it over!




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