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[Sutol]

The acting in The Day After Tomorrow.

I really don't know why i'm watching it - oh yeah there is fcuk all else on

I want to turn it over!

repeats and git TV I'm afraid mate

[VXT Tim]

The acting in The Day After Tomorrow.

I really don't know why i'm watching it - oh yeah there is fcuk all else on

I want to turn it over!

repeats and git TV I'm afraid mate

Wheeler Dealers on at 10 in Disco Realtime

[ghand]

(1) vx off the road (trackrod u/s) (2)drove to wales in the shed. (3)stuck on the bridge for an hour (road works) (4)got to caravan.Put the water on and four pipes split wide open F ing water flooding all over the place. (5) cut my finger wide open on one of the pipe couplings (6)had a swig of a drink which tasted sh** checked and it was 3 bloody years out of date. (7)repair man off site (8)went home got pissed and have ran out of bloody whisky. So thats some of what got on my tits today .Oh well who gives a sh** get my trackrod end tuesday then i will be a happy bunny (think i may have a hang over in the moro)

Edited by ghand, 17 April 2011 - 12:00 AM.

[The Batman]

Desperately needing a wee to find out your boxers are on the wrong way round

[luke.]

My lodgers - popped down to see how they were today.

Two of them were in. One is fine the other is demanding given that she is only paying £350 a month

"We need a new Hoover, we need a new door bell and we need a window cleaner" How about f*uk off!!

I can see why that gets on your tits.£350 is just half what i pay and i thought you would buy your own friggin Hoover ,i did.So f off would be in order i think

The rest of them pay £500 for their rooms but she has the smallest one. It is almost as if she is the spokeswoman!!!

Tell her to pipe down. She should know where to get a hoover from wherever she is in the world.

[ChrisS1]

Getting Tabasco in your eye.

[TheStotts]

BT Wholesale... shower of shite

[turbobob]

Getting Tabasco in your eye.

Cutting chilli's for a curry, then going for a wee ........

[VX Boyd]

Feminists. I havce the joys of radio 2 at work, which is great foir the two hours of Jeremy Vine, aka pointless arguing. However, whenthe argument involves something to do with women you get feminists on and they are total and utter twats. All happy to fight for anything that will suit them, then complain when something is made fair that doesn't benefit them! Best thing is when they get told on air they just react by shouting over the other person repeatin g the same point over and over ignoring facts. No idea how a feminist finds a husband. Also, astrology. Every week, people ring up and pin a life changing decision on what their star sign says! fcuk OFF. Why hasn't natural selection taken care of these people yet. 90% of the time, they're women as well. Do they honestly thing everyone born i tnhe same month has exacty same future?!

[spuk87]

ARRRRGH! Trying to fit those plastic film screen protectors onto a phone so that they're straight with no fluff or bubbles!!!!

[2.2_na]

Speed humps.

My local 'side road' which leads from my house to the main road, has recently been completely resurfaced.
For a few days it was a lovely flat smooth road ...but yesterday they have replaced / refitted all the speed humps, so I now HAVE to drive over 'quite a few' speed humps in order to get anywhere in my VX.

[Zoobeef]

Getting bitten on the cock by a mozzie while sweating your tits off trying to sh** in a bag

[The Batman]

trying to track down 2 adaptors and eventually find a company on the internet that have them and also selling them really cheap!! sent an email back saying i will have them and didnt get a reply today so probably will on tuesday now but searched for them and found out they are only fecking 200 yards away from my house and i could have had them today

[Wolfstone]

The Royal F*cking Wedding!

[The Batman]

The Royal F*cking Wedding!

aww angrywolf i like it! nice long weekend nothing to be angry about wolfie!

[Crazyfrog (Fab)]

joe ..

[The Batman]

i would say crazyfrog moaning but we all know he doesnt p.s. i wonder if the bride of tomorrows big wedding every thought about going on bbc programme - dont tell the bride

[ghand]

Bloody rusted up nuts and bolts.Spray,wire brush,spray,soak,wire brush,spray,and still every half a turn needs all your bloody strength to budge it.Why the fcuk did some prat not put copper slip on it years ago.

[VXT Tim]

It's 5:30 and I'm awake, I'm never awake at this time!!

[KurtVerbose]

Cutting chilli's for a curry, then going for a wee ........

I like that feeling.