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[willow]

how the microwave, deste reaching zero seconds and making load of noise!m, still persists on makiing more once you have opened the door !!!!! - should it not have stopped!!!

[willow]

i would just like to make it known that I was very drunk when i posted that last message, after just having an argument with the microwave and a kebab - so anything that i said should be ignored - so todays "what gets on your tits" is: getting drunk. feel like shite this morning and still have to do work

Edited by willow, 19 August 2005 - 07:06 AM.

[JimH]

I don't have a microwave because I couldn't find one that didn't beep at me. It was bad enough when the bloody things binged at you but now they beep. They can't do a sort of I've finished beep. Oh no, they've got to do this dramatic beep beep beep thing. The worst are those that pause for a few monents before hassling you with a more urgent beep beep beeeeeeep. Look you jumped up little clock, I'll decide when I open the door and just because you can make really unpleasant scrambled egg quite fast is no excuse for telling me when to open the door. Actually, I hate anything that beeps. If you are going to give me feedback then give me some sort of visual feedback. A light on the button I've just pressed or even better some sort of tactile feeback. Don't ever beep at me. Ever. Mobile phones have "key tones" which I think is wonk speak for "bastard annoying beeping". Why do they beep? What does that achieve? There is a screen that you can read. I can see if the number has come up on the screen. I don't need you beeping at me. Clicks are just as bad. When a PDA comes out of the box it clicks when you touch the screen. What for? I don't need to be told that I've touched the screen. That would be made obvious because you would have done what I asked you to do when I touched the screen. If you haven't done it then I'll assume that I have for some reason missed the screen. All cars they build now beep and bing and bong at you. Christ, even the VX has a helpful lights on warning buzzer. Oh wonderful. There's a little green light on the switch to tell me the lights are on. I don't need this nasty jarring sound ever time I open the door at night. If you are that concerned just turn the bloody lights off with the ignition? But the VX is a lightweight in this department. You've left your keys in the ignition, your door is open, it's a bit cold outside, you're exceeding the speed limit, you're in the wrong gear, you aren't wearing your seatbelt and I'm telling. Mum, mum, Jim isn't wearing his seatbelt. Make him wear his seatbelt. You little twat. Anything that could be replaced with a Travelcard is in no position to tell me what to do. If I want to leave my lights on then I will, I won't wear my seatbelt and to be honest the longer those bloody awful scrambled eggs stay in the microwave the better so I'm not going to open the bloody door. You made them so you can bloody keep them.

[willow]

christ i feel slightly better about my argument with the microwave now - but I agree with Jim - thank christ for mute buttons on some things, expect microwaves

[willow]

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[CupidKnewRap]

You got a hotmail account? looks very much like one I found in mine Finally found somthing that annoys me today. cheers willow

[iceman]

..two days of happiness is enough for anyone

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[iceman]

i'm happy because 'stargate atlantis' is just starting on channel 5

[CupidKnewRap]

GF wants to watch some crappy soap feeling a little grumpy now edit: it's Eastenders.

Edited by CupidKnewRap, 19 August 2005 - 06:08 PM.

[iceman]

that's better..knew we could bring you down with us

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[vx_tigger]

I hate two-faced people

[CupidKnewRap]

thought I was being pretty honest

[iceman]

[jules_s]

That bloke in the office was at it again today.... The one who leaves his mobile on his desk with the annoying ringtone and it rings and it rings and it rings I got so fed up today...i got up and said 'thats it....im turning that fcuking fone off'............and got a silent round of applause from my boss and co-workers I walked the 30 or so yards down the office to find the bloke ACTUALLY sat at his desk, ignoring the fone and staring at his computer. So I answered his fone, told the bloke that the fones owner was in the office and had been ignoring the fone...and passed the fone to him... serves the cnut right if you ask me

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[iceman]

serves him right jules..good one you're not going to be on his! christmas card list then

[vx_tigger]

pmsl good one!!