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#2701 Big Steve

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 01:06 PM


It makes me seriously angry :lol:

And if i see any of the monkeys from the Jammy dodger advert I will eat them :lol:

Do you mean these - Monkeys



like a plum, I clicked it. Rick Feckin' Astley.

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 01:24 PM



It makes me seriously angry :lol:

And if i see any of the monkeys from the Jammy dodger advert I will eat them :lol:

Do you mean these - Monkeys



like a plum, I clicked it. Rick Feckin' Astley.

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Much to learn you have, young apprentice mmmmmmm :lol:

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 02:13 PM

Couple more things to add to my sh** day! 1. Underestimated a big puddle and absolutely drenched my feet, shoes and bottom of my jeans :beat: 2. Then when I made it back to the van I had a parking ticket as I was 10minutes late :9mm: £50 aswell :lol: I'm starting to think I should work Fridays :lol:

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 04:04 PM

Couple more things to add to my sh** day!

1. Underestimated a big puddle and absolutely drenched my feet, shoes and bottom of my jeans :beat:

2. Then when I made it back to the van I had a parking ticket as I was 10minutes late :9mm: £50 aswell

:lol: I'm starting to think I should work Fridays :lol:


I think you bloody should do... You seemingly can't be arsed working on the VX, so you should make all the wasted time be more productive than speed wanking and eating tasteless greasy sh** - Dominos you 'aving a fooking laugh! Rather eat my toe nails than the shite they serve... And don't get me started on some of the other FastTurd Outlets...

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 04:05 PM

Couple more things to add to my sh** day!

1. Underestimated a big puddle and absolutely drenched my feet, shoes and bottom of my jeans :beat:

2. Then when I made it back to the van I had a parking ticket as I was 10minutes late :9mm: £50 aswell

:lol: I'm starting to think I should work Fridays :lol:

Time to break out the murray mints chinky chinky

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 04:07 PM

Mine for today: OCR Key Skills Application of Number Level 2 2009 Online Exam Paper! -> Bag of shite!

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 04:14 PM

Who gives a flying fcuk about who's judging cnuting X-Factor on either side of the twatting Atlantic. The fact the programme gets any airtime at all is a fcuking travesty, in the first place.

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Posted 27 May 2011 - 05:08 PM

Who gives a flying fcuk about who's judging cnuting X-Factor on either side of the twatting Atlantic. The fact the programme gets any airtime at all is a fcuking travesty, in the first place.

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Posted 01 June 2011 - 04:18 PM

What really gets on my tits is digging a hole.... About 4ft long 2.5ft wide and 3ft deep then to be told... Actually can you dig a 30m trench 1ft wide and 2ft deep... Still least its sunny...

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Posted 01 June 2011 - 04:22 PM

What really gets on my tits is digging a hole.... About 4ft long 2.5ft wide and 3ft deep then to be told... Actually can you dig a 30m trench 1ft wide and 2ft deep...

Still least its sunny...


Well at least you know it isn't your own grave now. New one sounds tall enough for Partridge however. :lol:

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Posted 01 June 2011 - 04:30 PM

It's a joke my boss too cheap to hire a digger or atleast some labourers lol! I'm an electrician digging a fecking trench! Still could be worse I suppose... If it rains that trench is gonna fill right up :lol: Oh and they told us to be careful of the grass... Well underneath the grass is left over concrete from the builders I suspect so have to divert all over the place! Looks like one of those maps you get on kids menus to try and find your way out :lol:

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Posted 01 June 2011 - 04:56 PM

Calculus, that gets on my tits

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Posted 01 June 2011 - 05:01 PM

Calculus, that gets on my tits



F**cking aye to that, brother! :yeahthat:

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Posted 02 June 2011 - 10:15 AM

sleep/lack of

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Posted 02 June 2011 - 04:22 PM

Stupid delivery drivers.... I'm not signing for it until I check condition.... Just sign if it's bad damage post it back.. Then I have to pay for postage you fuckwit On another note alot Of shiny bits turned up today :D oh and it's the weekend :D

Edited by joe_589, 02 June 2011 - 04:22 PM.


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Posted 02 June 2011 - 04:28 PM

oh and it's the weekend :D


Just make sure you sort your parking ticket out properly this 'weekend'. :lol:

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Posted 02 June 2011 - 04:32 PM


Foreign call senders :9mm:

I fecking hate them with a passion :9mm:

Even more when you ask to speak to a english person they get the right ars.... I'm not racist I just don't understand you!!! Plus it doesn't help you speak faster than.... A really fast speaking person :lol: :9mm:

You been booking a table at chez Fab again? :lol:

i am really missing so much has i gave up throttling the vx220 site :rolleyes:
and everyday i have to deal with foreign call :lol:


vx=tits on wheels

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Posted 02 June 2011 - 05:05 PM



Foreign call senders :9mm:

I fecking hate them with a passion :9mm:

Even more when you ask to speak to a english person they get the right ars.... I'm not racist I just don't understand you!!! Plus it doesn't help you speak faster than.... A really fast speaking person :lol: :9mm:

You been booking a table at chez Fab again? :lol:

i am really missing so much has i gave up throttling the vx220 site :rolleyes:
and everyday i have to deal with foreign call :lol:


vx=tits on wheels

Oi, that was Joe's quote, not mine :P

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Posted 02 June 2011 - 05:12 PM




Oi, that was Joe's quote, not mine :P

who's joe :mellow: fab need his wheels

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Posted 02 June 2011 - 05:18 PM

Constantly checking the SPOTTED Thread, even though it's not been out of teh garage in three weeks.




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