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[turbobob]

Oi, that was Joe's quote, not mine

who's joe fab need his wheels

Mr MurrayMint&Vodka

Nice evening for a drive

[Crazyfrog (Fab)]

Nice evening for a drive

i am taking mine home tonight and the roar of the itb's with a proper linear power will calm today anger

[techieboy]

and the roar of the itb's with a proper linear power will calm today anger

Proper linear power

[Crazyfrog (Fab)]

is this what i need today ................
i have said and will say it again i am not a tubby man or a soupacharged man either
i am talking about naturally aspirated engine not force feed

[techieboy]

Sometimes you need to force feed hunger strikers, otherwise they just shrivel up and die.

[Crazyfrog (Fab)]

Sometimes you need to force feed hunger strikers, otherwise they just shrivel up and die.

no the only time i force feed is with the wine and no i wouldn't die or shrivel but instead snore

[Mike (Cliffie)]

Wankers who rely on you to avoid the accident they seem so desperate to have. In 50 miles this morning I had to take some pretty drastic avoidance tactics on no less than three separate occasions. Worst offender was a Land Rover Discovery who decided at the very last minute that he wanted to come off the M25 at Junction 17. Trouble was he was already 50 metres past the exit so he dived across the white hatchings right in front of me. I gave the guy on the inside of me the fright of his life as I dived left to avoid the Disco.

[turbobob]

Wankers who rely on you to avoid the accident they seem so desperate to have.

In 50 miles this morning I had to take some pretty drastic avoidance tactics on no less than three separate occasions. Worst offender was a Land Rover Discovery who decided at the very last minute that he wanted to come off the M25 at Junction 17. Trouble was he was already 50 metres past the exit so he dived across the white hatchings right in front of me. I gave the guy on the inside of me the fright of his life as I dived left to avoid the Disco.

That makes my fcuking blood boil. The times I have seen some complete stupid ***** cutting across the traffic. I have actually seen a bad accident as a result of it too

Is it me or are the majority of Land Rover / Range Rover drivers becoming sizeable helmet heads? Wankers

[Mike (Cliffie)]

I find it is not limited to any driver of a peticular marque. It used to be easy when it was just BMW drivers but it seems to have crept cross-marques. Another major annoyance is the twats that think by holding their phone under their chin and using the loudspeaker that they are using handsfree... You are not hands free, you are just breaking the law.

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

Constantly checking the SPOTTED Thread, even though it's not been out of teh garage in three weeks.

[turbobob]

I find it is not limited to any driver of a peticular marque. It used to be easy when it was just BMW drivers but it seems to have crept cross-marques.

Another major annoyance is the twats that think by holding their phone under their chin and using the loudspeaker that they are using handsfree... You are not hands free, you are just breaking the law.

I wasn't suggesting that particular manoeuvre was limited to Land Rover / Range Rover drivers. I just find that in general the majority of Land Rover / Range Rover Drivers are tits

[2.2_na]

Wankers who rely on you to avoid the accident they seem so desperate to have.

I often wonder how many near misses / hits I'd have if I were to drive as badly as the drivers around me, especially in London traffic.

[siztenboots]

Wankers who rely on you to avoid the accident they seem so desperate to have.

I often wonder how many near misses / hits I'd have if I were to drive as badly as the drivers around me, especially in London traffic.

especially taxi drivers

[rob999]

People who are relieved we get rain, oh it'll do our gardens/lawns good. Bore off, I want bloody sunshine, it's supposedly Summer

Edited by rob999, 10 June 2011 - 12:20 PM.

[Mike (Cliffie)]

Bob Fuc-king Crow the militant wan-ker. Needs a big punch in the face.

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

People who are relieved we get rain, oh it'll do our gardens/lawns good.
Bore off, I want bloody sunshine, it's supposedly Summer

[siztenboots]

Bob Fuc-king Crow the militant wan-ker. Needs a big punch in the face.

with a chainsaw

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

Bob Fuc-king Crow the militant wan-ker. Needs a big punch in the face.

with a chainsaw

no, no, no..

he needs to be slowly tortured over the couse of a year... pain constantly increasing untill death...

[The Batman]

Opening a tin of that p38 stuff in the van and instantly knowing it was a bad idea!! Man that stuff stinks!! I thought I could see ufos on the way home too

[Tony H]

People who reverse into your VX then drive off without leaving any details, as happened to me on Monday...  vx crack (2).jpg   151.3KB   1 downloads.  vx crack (4).jpg   95.68KB   0 downloads Sorry for the dirtiness of the car I have not had a chance to wash it for a couple of weeks.

Edited by tharriso, 22 June 2011 - 06:55 AM.