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#261 oblomov

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Posted 19 August 2005 - 10:07 PM

I s'pose one of the things that gets on my tits is the fact that day in day out as part of my job I deal with people who don'/won't take responsibility for the situation they find themselves in.:beat They behave in a way that precipitates circmstances beyond their control, and then they complain, and blame everyone else but themselves for their predicament. :beat: I've come to realise it's a sort of blind spot they have, probably born of habit, because no matter how clearly you put the facts to them, it just aint their fault, no way, not in the slightest. Everything that happens in life is someone else's fault. :beat: I learnt a long time ago that it is pointless to pursue any discussion with them because their inability to assess the facts and reach a rational conclusion arises out of the fact that they are irrational, and it would be irrational of me to assume that I could get an irrational person to look at something rationally. :beat: They have excuses, they have convoluted and irrational reasoning, they muddy the waters, they ignore what is pertinent, they pass opinion on things about which they have little or no knolwdge, they claim expertise with one utterance and the clearly demonstrate a total lack of it with the next, and basically, they just obfuscate. :beat: Anything, as long as they don't have to take a step back and look at their actions and say, er, um, well yes perhaps I do bear some responsibility for the situation I find myself in. :beat: I think it was A.E. Van Vogt wjo dubbed this type of person, for whom the very concept of being wrong does not exist, as Mr Right. :beat: Of course, I could be completely wrong. :beat: but at least I have an awareness of that possibility, and without it, I'd be irrational as well.. :lol:

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Posted 19 August 2005 - 10:24 PM

At this very moment the thing thats getting on my tits the most is..... The Shite rolling droans of a drum 'n' bass track being played at a rave on the side of a mountain 2 miles away fom my house :angry: :angry: I would'nt mind so much if it was tidy 'house' music... But i Ferkin hate drum'n'bass :angry: :9mm: :9mm: If i could only find the long range sights to my rifle :) :9mm: :9mm:

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Posted 19 August 2005 - 10:45 PM

:9mm: Booom Booom boom boom boooommmm :angry: :angry:

Blow your whistle!! :angry:

Bunch of tossers :angry: :beat: :angry: :9mm: :saw: :flame:

They are playing Trance now :rolleyes:


[If i was only six months younger id be up there myself chomping on disco biscuits ;) :jump: ]

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Posted 20 August 2005 - 10:30 AM

At this very moment the thing thats getting on my tits the most is.....


The Shite rolling droans of a drum 'n' bass track being played at a rave on the side of a mountain 2 miles away fom my house :angry: :angry:

:9mm: :9mm:

I know the feeling, I get the same thing at the quarry up the road from me. :beat:

About a month ago I went up there to take the dogs for a walk and just caught the music van arriving to set things up. Phoned plod and told them if they got someone up there sharpish they could nip the whole thing in the bud. thumbsup

Might as well not have bothered :(

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Posted 20 August 2005 - 07:32 PM

Might as well not have bothered  :(

$hit - spoke too soon :beat: Spotted the music wagon going up ther this evening, reported it to plod who went up took a quick look then promptly did a Foxtrot Oscar :(

When I was up there later the plod helicopter came over and did a couple of passes. Yea right a lot of good that did. :( The call sign of the chopper is November Whisky One but the plods call it Waste of Money One :(

Edited by oblomov, 20 August 2005 - 07:34 PM.


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Posted 20 August 2005 - 10:18 PM

An M5 driver, :angry: :9mm: :angry: :beat: :9mm: :9mm: Pulled up at a petrol station, nudge GF "thats a brand new M5 look" Imnotworthy Take the pump next to him. As I pick up the nozzle I notice somthing. "erm..excuse me; but your putting deisel in your car" :o :rolleyes: the wonderfully curt response ;) was "Fcuk off." :saw: 40 litres and a trip to the till later and the muppets engine starts and immediatly stalls driver gets out cursing. :lol: :lol: I hop back into GJ02 giving the doodah a quick wave on my way out. :P It was strangly satisfying to see the same M5 on a flat bed when I passed it on the motorway later. Cnut.

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Posted 20 August 2005 - 10:37 PM

An M5 driver, :angry: :9mm: :angry: :beat: :9mm: :9mm:

Pulled up at a petrol station, nudge GF "thats a brand new M5 look" Imnotworthy
Take the pump next to him. As I pick up the nozzle I notice somthing.

"erm..excuse me; but your putting deisel in your car" :o :rolleyes:

the wonderfully curt response ;) was

"Fcuk off." :saw:

40 litres and a trip to the till later and the muppets engine starts and immediatly stalls driver gets out cursing. :lol: :lol:

I hop back into GJ02 giving the doodah a quick wave on my way out. :P

It was strangly satisfying to see the same M5 on a flat bed when I passed it on the motorway later. Cnut.

Timbo? :rolleyes:

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 08:57 AM

The VX site being down for an entire 24 hours!!! :P

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 09:00 AM

The VX site being down for an entire 24 hours!!! :P

:lol:

extra annoying if you have it as your home page :rolleyes:

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 09:06 AM

Iceman was so distressed at the site being down he posted about 40 posts on the propaganda forum haha!

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 09:08 AM

An M5 driver, :angry: :9mm: :angry: :beat: :9mm: :9mm:

Pulled up at a petrol station, nudge GF "thats a brand new M5 look" Imnotworthy
Take the pump next to him. As I pick up the nozzle I notice somthing.

"erm..excuse me; but your putting deisel in your car" :o :rolleyes:

the wonderfully curt response ;) was

"Fcuk off." :saw:

40 litres and a trip to the till later and the muppets engine starts and immediatly stalls driver gets out cursing. :lol: :lol:

I hop back into GJ02 giving the doodah a quick wave on my way out. :P

It was strangly satisfying to see the same M5 on a flat bed when I passed it on the motorway later. Cnut.

:o

:lol: :lol: :lol: :beat: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 11:49 AM

not in my usual jolly mood, no trust me, it happens. ;) the fcuking weather! lying in bed last night hotter than, well very hot, due to the muggy (what does that word actually mean :blink: ? ) weather. got to sleep about 4am. get up and the weather has gone from horribly hot to soaking, meaning the roads have been pre- greased for my drive to work, so increased danger of @rse out crash on my way to work on three hours sleep. c0ck bo11ocks sh1t :angry: edit: sorry, in the world of someone who's previously suffered from insomnia a lack of sleep is one thing, increased danger of destroying my pride and joy is a bit too much to take.

Edited by AntB, 22 August 2005 - 11:53 AM.


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Posted 22 August 2005 - 12:07 PM

DIY electrics

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 12:09 PM

Depends what you call DIY. I was standing in a primary school last week shaking my head at the results of "calling the professionals". Just out of interest it was the handywork of a national company with the initials BK.

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 12:14 PM

burger king do diy???

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 12:19 PM

Would have probably done a better job.

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 01:18 PM

My boss at the moment-Apart from the fact that her Tits are almost falling out! :sick: (totally inappropriate!!!) she has become a paracite on my back. I'm teh only consultant in the office at the moment and It's really getting to me. All she does is repeat herself :beat: :beat: :beat: :angry:

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 01:33 PM

i'm guessing the boobs are belonging to a lady of a certain vintage and obviously not a pammie anderson- alike(?) otherwise i guess that wouldn't be a problem ad?

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 01:38 PM

My boss at the moment-Apart from the fact that her Tits are almost falling out! :sick:

and whats worse is that you KNOW its for you benefit mate :lol:

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 01:47 PM

Well her husband already thinks that we are having an affair which it not good.!!! Aparently on a recent girls night out(the ones from the office) The boss didn't stop talking about me !!!! Now that is very poor darts




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