Edited by oblomov, 19 August 2005 - 10:09 PM.
What Gets On Your Tits?
#261
Posted 19 August 2005 - 10:07 PM
#262
Posted 19 August 2005 - 10:24 PM
#263
Posted 19 August 2005 - 10:45 PM
Blow your whistle!!
Bunch of tossers
They are playing Trance now
[If i was only six months younger id be up there myself chomping on disco biscuits ]
#264
Posted 20 August 2005 - 10:30 AM
I know the feeling, I get the same thing at the quarry up the road from me.At this very moment the thing thats getting on my tits the most is.....
The Shite rolling droans of a drum 'n' bass track being played at a rave on the side of a mountain 2 miles away fom my house
About a month ago I went up there to take the dogs for a walk and just caught the music van arriving to set things up. Phoned plod and told them if they got someone up there sharpish they could nip the whole thing in the bud.
Might as well not have bothered
#265
Posted 20 August 2005 - 07:32 PM
$hit - spoke too soon Spotted the music wagon going up ther this evening, reported it to plod who went up took a quick look then promptly did a Foxtrot OscarMight as well not have bothered
When I was up there later the plod helicopter came over and did a couple of passes. Yea right a lot of good that did. The call sign of the chopper is November Whisky One but the plods call it Waste of Money One
Edited by oblomov, 20 August 2005 - 07:34 PM.
#266
Posted 20 August 2005 - 10:18 PM
#267
Posted 20 August 2005 - 10:37 PM
Timbo?An M5 driver,
Pulled up at a petrol station, nudge GF "thats a brand new M5 look"
Take the pump next to him. As I pick up the nozzle I notice somthing.
"erm..excuse me; but your putting deisel in your car"
the wonderfully curt response was
"Fcuk off."
40 litres and a trip to the till later and the muppets engine starts and immediatly stalls driver gets out cursing.
I hop back into GJ02 giving the doodah a quick wave on my way out.
It was strangly satisfying to see the same M5 on a flat bed when I passed it on the motorway later. Cnut.
#268
Posted 22 August 2005 - 08:57 AM
#269
Posted 22 August 2005 - 09:00 AM
The VX site being down for an entire 24 hours!!!
extra annoying if you have it as your home page
#270
Posted 22 August 2005 - 09:06 AM
#271
Posted 22 August 2005 - 09:08 AM
An M5 driver,
Pulled up at a petrol station, nudge GF "thats a brand new M5 look"
Take the pump next to him. As I pick up the nozzle I notice somthing.
"erm..excuse me; but your putting deisel in your car"
the wonderfully curt response was
"Fcuk off."
40 litres and a trip to the till later and the muppets engine starts and immediatly stalls driver gets out cursing.
I hop back into GJ02 giving the doodah a quick wave on my way out.
It was strangly satisfying to see the same M5 on a flat bed when I passed it on the motorway later. Cnut.
#272 Guest_AntB (Guest)
Posted 22 August 2005 - 11:49 AM
Edited by AntB, 22 August 2005 - 11:53 AM.
#273
Posted 22 August 2005 - 12:07 PM
#274
Posted 22 August 2005 - 12:09 PM
#275
Posted 22 August 2005 - 12:14 PM
#276
Posted 22 August 2005 - 12:19 PM
#277
Posted 22 August 2005 - 01:18 PM
Edited by ad172, 22 August 2005 - 01:18 PM.
#278 Guest_AntB (Guest)
Posted 22 August 2005 - 01:33 PM
#279
Posted 22 August 2005 - 01:38 PM
and whats worse is that you KNOW its for you benefit mateMy boss at the moment-Apart from the fact that her Tits are almost falling out!
#280
Posted 22 August 2005 - 01:47 PM
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