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Posted 23 August 2011 - 06:11 AM

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To the point lol

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Posted 23 August 2011 - 01:07 PM

my lunch hour only being an hour and before i have read posted some spam on hear its gone :beat:


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Posted 23 August 2011 - 02:19 PM

An expensive paperweight on my driveway...

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Posted 24 August 2011 - 12:47 PM

An expensive paperweight on my driveway...


it is the world finest paperweight thumbsup

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Posted 24 August 2011 - 01:30 PM

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Posted 24 August 2011 - 04:20 PM

non standard sized steps/stairs The ones that you can't simply walk down in nice easy strides, you either have to do a double short step, mincing along like Wayne Sleep or take ridiculously long strides ala John Cleese Ministry of Silly Walks. Either of which makes you look like a tit.

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Posted 25 August 2011 - 05:56 AM

People who advertise items for sale but dont actually make any effort to want to sell it..... The Weirdo

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Posted 25 August 2011 - 07:21 AM

Arabs who drive at twice the speed limit and flash their lights to get you to move out of the way!!! :9mm:

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Posted 25 August 2011 - 08:37 AM

Arabs who drive at twice the speed limit and flash their lights to get you to move out of the way!!! :9mm:


:yeahthat: Drive down the Edgeware Road and smell the Shisha.....VILE

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Posted 25 August 2011 - 08:43 AM


Arabs who drive at twice the speed limit and flash their lights to get you to move out of the way!!! :9mm:


:yeahthat: Drive down the Edgeware Road and smell the Shisha.....VILE


I actually quite like shisha, especially grape and mint :P but there is a type of shisha which is tobacco with the hot coals placed within it and that stuff stinks like shite.

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Posted 25 August 2011 - 08:44 AM



Arabs who drive at twice the speed limit and flash their lights to get you to move out of the way!!! :9mm:


:yeahthat: Drive down the Edgeware Road and smell the Shisha.....VILE


I actually quite like shisha, especially grape and mint :P but there is a type of shisha which is tobacco with the hot coals placed within it and that stuff stinks like shite.

hhhmmmm maybe by default the Edgeware Road smells of shite then

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Posted 25 August 2011 - 09:20 AM

hhhmmmm maybe by default the Edgeware Road smells of shite then


Maybe it just might! or maybe things taste/smell better when its warm and sunny over here than in England...

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Posted 25 August 2011 - 09:26 AM

hhhmmmm maybe by default the Edgeware Road smells of shite then

In my experience, the Edgware Road does smell of shite pretty consistently. thumbsup

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Posted 25 August 2011 - 09:33 AM


hhhmmmm maybe by default the Edgeware Road smells of shite then

In my experience, the Edgware Road does smell of shite pretty consistently. thumbsup

Agreed and I would also include the Harrow Road, Kilburn High Street and most of East London

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Posted 25 August 2011 - 12:21 PM

dogs or more to the point neighbors dogs... barking all night.. because they are out on trip overnight.... :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm:

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 01:34 PM

Paintball gun stuwy, can borrow mine if you like, haven't heard a bark since.

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 02:14 PM

dogs


or more to the point neighbors dogs... barking all night.. because they are out on trip overnight....


:9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm:

:yeahthat: My neighbours dog barking every time it hears the slightest noise, it makes mine start and really p**ses me off, that and the two noisy little sh1ts of kids that live there as well who encourage the dog to bark even more :angry: but worst of all is the fact that the woman (the dog owner and their parent) doesn't have any consideration for the neighbours at all and just lets them get on with it rant
I've taken to using the three wheely bins the council has deemed necessary to supply me with as a set of drums that I play with a piece of three by two when they are being really noisy :D , it usually quietens them down for a while. If I'm really in a bad mood I shut all our windows and doors then mess about with the mixture on the lawn mower and leave it ticking over by the fence which usually smokes them back inside :tt:

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 02:20 PM


dogs


or more to the point neighbors dogs... barking all night.. because they are out on trip overnight....


:9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm:

:yeahthat: My neighbours dog barking every time it hears the slightest noise, it makes mine start and really p**ses me off, that and the two noisy little sh1ts of kids that live there as well who encourage the dog to bark even more :angry: but worst of all is the fact that the woman (the dog owner and their parent) doesn't have any consideration for the neighbours at all and just lets them get on with it rant
I've taken to using the three wheely bins the council has deemed necessary to supply me with as a set of drums that I play with a piece of three by two when they are being really noisy :D , it usually quietens them down for a while. If I'm really in a bad mood I shut all our windows and doors then mess about with the mixture on the lawn mower and leave it ticking over by the fence which usually smokes them back inside :tt:


Those kind of dip-shite dog owners boil my blood. If my dog barks I tell to shut the fek up and she listens. What gets on my wick at the moment is the new neighbour next door who screams at her kid constantly (in chinese)...I feel a 'VOXAC30 moment and Brian May Red Special next to the wall at 9am Sunday morning moment' coming on.......will it be a verse of Tie Your Mother Down or the Number of the Beast riff......

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 02:25 PM

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Posted 26 August 2011 - 02:37 PM



dogs


or more to the point neighbors dogs... barking all night.. because they are out on trip overnight....


:9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm:

:yeahthat: My neighbours dog barking every time it hears the slightest noise, it makes mine start and really p**ses me off, that and the two noisy little sh1ts of kids that live there as well who encourage the dog to bark even more :angry: but worst of all is the fact that the woman (the dog owner and their parent) doesn't have any consideration for the neighbours at all and just lets them get on with it rant
I've taken to using the three wheely bins the council has deemed necessary to supply me with as a set of drums that I play with a piece of three by two when they are being really noisy :D , it usually quietens them down for a while. If I'm really in a bad mood I shut all our windows and doors then mess about with the mixture on the lawn mower and leave it ticking over by the fence which usually smokes them back inside :tt:


Those kind of dip-shite dog owners boil my blood. If my dog barks I tell to shut the fek up and she listens. What gets on my wick at the moment is the new neighbour next door who screams at her kid constantly (in chinese)...I feel a 'VOXAC30 moment and Brian May Red Special next to the wall at 9am Sunday morning moment' coming on.......will it be a verse of Tie Your Mother Down or the Number of the Beast riff......

Exactly, mine shut up when they are told (dogs), my kids quieten down when they are asked to as well, I bet the neighbours on the other side are really pleased with them as they have an 18 month old that doesn't sleep well at the best of times.
I do miss my old RS2000, the VX is way to quiet at the moment to carry out any subtle exhaust based audible assault like a pair of 45's and a single box 3" system could manage, even ticking over when facing into the garage used to rattle the glasses in the kitchen cupboards :blink:
They were at it last night so I gave them the latest Trivium album followed by some good old Motorhead, the wife wasn't very pleased with me though so I had to turn it down in the end :beat:




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