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[TheRealVXed]

God damn twatting women. (excluding the vx forum females)

I've not been to my house for 7 months even though i've been paying half and the ex has been living there this whole time

Told her that i would like to stay there this sat night with my mum so we can go to a charity ball at sandhurst sat night.

She has the cheek to say sorry im having some friends round for a takeaway and some drinks. Who the fcuk does she think she is!!
So told her tough sh** and i'm using the house. So she said fine but i'm not leaving so you'll have to sleep on the sofa as she's got no-where to go. Bollocks as all her family live in the area and single female friends with houses aswell. Awkward ***** i didnt want to have to see her. Cant wait to sell the house so she'll be screwd and have to live back with her parents

Feel your pain buddy!

I am in exactly the same situation. I am moving down to London and the ex is staying in the house. A right ball ache. At least we have a lodger so I don't have to pay anything!

[techieboy]

Helicopters and raves. The copper chopper has been hovering above our house on and off for the last 12 hours whilst the police try and shut down a wanky illegal rave in a field half a mile away. So throbbing rotor noise, mixed with gas turbine exhaust, interspersed with flabby sounding bass and over the top treble and fireworks every couple of minutes. Grrrrrr. Break out the water cannons and wash the fcuking sound system and any twat stupid enough to get in the way, into the river.

[The Batman]

When the lights go out in the airport toilets when you are having a poo

[VXT Tim]

When the lights go out in the airport toilets when you are having a poo

Clearly not just having a poo!

[LY_Scott]

The Olympics. Getting serious Olympic fatigue. Doesn't help the place I'm working at the moment is a sponsor, everytime I open an intranet page there it is, huge banners everywhere, visits by the torch, a counter to it and the paralympics. Team GB Football team what a crock of sh** that is. BBC coverage. I feel we're all the victim of some olympic commitee's massive wet dream and propaganda. I really could no give two shits about it. I'll probably watch some of it but its being made out to be the fking second coming or something, its just a couple of weeks of sport. The olympic committe has yesterday even applied to have the olympic rings placed on Edinburgh castle during the games....no bother, we'll stick the Glasgow 2014 logo on the tower of london during the games then?...exactly. fcuk off already!

[Mitch_VX]

the way chavs speak (init, bruv, safe blad, set me one) ect.

[ChrisS1]

The pain 2 days after returning to the gym after a prolonged break (a year). Exercise is reported to be good for you...why does it hurt so much....

[DarrylB]

Probably been mentioned before but: Facebook.... especially when people have private conversations via their status that then gets sent to everyone or simply update their status with a 'LOL' or 'that was funny' or the even worse attention seeking status: 'is sad ' You have to actually log on to it via a PC turn all the crap off too, can't seem to do it by the app - but to be fair I can't actually be bothered to check! If mates didn't insist on organising events via FB then I'd ditch it altogether

[luke.]

The pain 2 days after returning to the gym after a prolonged break (a year). Exercise is reported to be good for you...why does it hurt so much....

What you been doing at the gym.. i need to get back there. Might have a better chance with the ladies if i wasn't so fat haha

[ChrisS1]

The pain 2 days after returning to the gym after a prolonged break (a year). Exercise is reported to be good for you...why does it hurt so much....

What you been doing at the gym.. i need to get back there. Might have a better chance with the ladies if i wasn't so fat haha

A routine I got from the interweb somewhere ages ago which burns fat and builds muscle. Also got a triathlon training regime which is hardcore fitness if you just want to get fit and burn some lard! .can send you a copy if you want - PM email address

[ghand]

The pain 2 days after returning to the gym after a prolonged break (a year). Exercise is reported to be good for you...why does it hurt so much....

Its pay back for being a lazy git.

And I should know I am on my 653 comeback

Just easing back into it (you have to at 54)Feels good

[XXX]

People, particularly TV presenters, who say "somethink" - it's something you fuckwit, as in SOME THING. Not fcuking somethink! Nuffink make me angrier....

[TIP]

when you get your shiny new TD's delivered to your Dads place for convenience, and he offers to sort the tyre fitting out for you,because he's got a mate who will do him a good price. you tell him EXPLICITLY what tyres you want and the best price you have been quoted so far and he gets bloody KH31's fitted for more that you were quoted for KU39's grrrr and I cant get down there for another 2 weeks to sort the bloody mess out and calm ...... he was just trying to help, and repeat he was just trying to help, he was just trying to help.......

[jules_s]

People, particularly TV presenters, who say "somethink" - it's something you fuckwit, as in SOME THING. Not fcuking somethink!

Nuffink make me angrier....

Restaurant managers....please take some tips


When eating out I donit like

Taking my fiance to a restaurant we eat in all the time and the welcome is 'hi guys'

Errr

1/. She's female

2/. We eat here once a month and book in our names ffs

3/. Our names are on the fcuking screen in front of you because we booked online so why not 'Hi Jules & Debs'?

4/. We know your names, why not try to learn ours?

Oh, and when you take the missus out for a birthday meal and buy her Champagne....it's not the best idea to comp her a cheap glass of Prosecco as a birthday gift

[iceman]

What gets on my nerves? Being a tech numpty. Could anyone help me please (it's not worth starting a whole new thread to ask, so am calling upon your wisdom from here and keeping my fingers crossed). In the personal forum settings, there appears to be a way to have your settings on to show in your status that you are on line but to keep the where you are active in or looking at as 'private' (i hope that i've explained that properly). Could any kind person explain to me just how this is achieved? Best regards... ..icey [/hoping] Edit add..it's the bit that says 'last active'

Edited by iceman, 05 December 2011 - 08:45 PM.

[spuk87]

Perfume and aftershave adverts...are the writers/directors/producers of those high on LSD or what!? Also that new song by Emily Sande or something like that, gets my goat how she says the last 2 words of each effing sentence just to stretch it out so it fits the song better

[Mike (Cliffie)]

People who bid last minute on eBay on an item that specifies payment by PayPal in full within 24 hours of the auction ending and then still not paid 48 hours later.

[-Dab-of-Oppo-]

People who bid last minute on eBay on an item that specifies payment by PayPal in full within 24 hours of the auction ending and then still not paid 48 hours later.

If it's for the carbon bonnet send me a second chance offer and I'll pay £200 in full within 24 seconds!

[iceman]

What gets on my nerves?

Being a tech numpty.

Could anyone help me please (it's not worth starting a whole new thread to ask, so am calling upon your wisdom from here and keeping my fingers crossed).

In the personal forum settings, there appears to be a way to have your settings on to show in your status that you are on line but to keep the where you are active in or looking at as 'private' (i hope that i've explained that properly).

Could any kind person explain to me just how this is achieved?

Best regards...

..icey [/hoping]

Edit add..it's the bit that says 'last active'

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[Andrew aka Stuwy]

bad weeks