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[slindborg]

3 year old daughters who go round all the walls in her room, the landing, stairwell, hall and then into the lounge, giving said walls a good going over with a GREEN CRAYON as she goes. Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

(mind you as I've laughed we'll get that too )

make her colour all the walls in now

[Jezter]

Wouldn't mind so much (what am I saying!!), but we've got the house up for sale at the moment. At least I'd got most of it off by 1.30am this morning (happy days). If/when it happens to you Slindy, wet wipes are the weapon of choice. Googled it, got that as top recommendation (with WD40), sceptical, but it worked a treat.

[AliM]

3 year old daughters who go round all the walls in her room, the landing, stairwell, hall and then into the lounge, giving said walls a good going over with a GREEN CRAYON as she goes. Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

I did that when I was 4, and my mum never lets me forget it!

[slindborg]

Wouldn't mind so much (what am I saying!!), but we've got the house up for sale at the moment. At least I'd got most of it off by 1.30am this morning (happy days). If/when it happens to you Slindy, wet wipes are the weapon of choice. Googled it, got that as top recommendation (with WD40), sceptical, but it worked a treat.

Wet Wipes are epic, they seem 'kind' on little folks skin, yet will remove just about every substance from all surfaces ever! I think alien technology is involved

[Mangham54]

Wouldn't mind so much (what am I saying!!), but we've got the house up for sale at the moment. At least I'd got most of it off by 1.30am this morning (happy days). If/when it happens to you Slindy, wet wipes are the weapon of choice. Googled it, got that as top recommendation (with WD40), sceptical, but it worked a treat.

Wet Wipes are epic, they seem 'kind' on little folks skin, yet will remove just about every substance from all surfaces ever! I think alien technology is involved

It is just a pity you can't buy the liquid seperately, as the fabric they are made of is epic, quick run through the washing machine and they're ready to go all over again. Almost as hardcore as those 'Plenty' kitchen roll sheets.

Worked quite well at polishing up the exhaust tips on the MG as well as the tub in the VX.

[turbobob]

Is this thread now turning into 1001 top tips for wet wipes

[turbobob]

3 year old daughters who go round all the walls in her room, the landing, stairwell, hall and then into the lounge, giving said walls a good going over with a GREEN CRAYON as she goes. Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

I did that when I was 4, and my mum never lets me forget it!

Ahem, me too

[Zoobeef]

Marker pen off white boards or laminted maps. Can also use deoderant though. Getting cam cream off too. Allthough brillo pads and bleach is usually what it takes to get it off your hands

[yaaan]

Cnuts who feel the need to drive everywhere at 25mph, even in the 60 zones, thus holding you up by enough time so that when you reach your destination you don't have time to do what you had planned and have to turn and head straight back thus wasting your whole afternoon! I'm glad your time is less valuable to you than mine is to me....wankers!

[Zoobeef]

Packing

[Mangham54]

Living the furthest away from work, yet being able to get there before most of those who live locally. I am really considering that my next role has to be within spitting distance of work, (never been less than 15miles from home to work) so I can get up a sensible time in the morning, as well as to get home before 6pm. Plus I can then moan about how long it took me to get to work, compared to normal. I came over the fcuking tops this morning, past Emley Moor Mast along the windy country roads covered in snow. Not the pissy 3miles to work on a fcuking trunk road. Useless bastards is my feeling about most people I have ever worked with (when it comes to the winter dandruff).

[yaaan]

Living the furthest away from work, yet being able to get there before most of those who live locally.

I used to live about 2 minutes' walk from work and was consistently late Not sure why it was so difficult.

Now I get a 36 hour commute and am reliant on Mexicans to get there on time No snow though

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

fcuking tube driving luscious ass holes. 45k a year? what the fcuk you on, get a reality check. you drive a fcuking train not a space ship. strike boxing day? how about you fcuking choke on your turky ass hole mother fuckers.

[Goosenka]

fcuking tube driving luscious ass holes. 45k a year? what the fcuk you on, get a reality check. you drive a fcuking train not a space ship. strike boxing day? how about you fcuking choke on your turky ass hole mother fuckers.

Handbags at dawn

[Silent Steve]

Cnuts who feel the need to drive everywhere at 25mph, even in the 60 zones, thus holding you up by enough time so that when you reach your destination you don't have time to do what you had planned and have to turn and head straight back thus wasting your whole afternoon! I'm glad your time is less valuable to you than mine is to me....wankers!

Sorry. Was that you in the Hyundai i10? I pulled over as soon as I saw you.

[techieboy]

Fcuking French Politicians. Stop blaming the perilous state of your and your precious Eurozone's finances on the UK and us not wanting to cede control of our finances to another jumped up little Napoleon and Merkel, by trying to talk the credit rating agencies into downgrading our credit rating. They're not going to do it, because we're actually in charge of our own finances and can act as quickly as we need to when required, instead of having to bounce it around a committee of 26 other countries for 3 or 4 months at a time. Just get over it. Twats.

[2.2_na]

Fcuking French Politicians. Stop blaming the perilous state of your and your precious Eurozone's finances on the UK and us not wanting to cede control of our finances to another jumped up little Napoleon and Merkel, by trying to talk the credit rating agencies into downgrading our credit rating. They're not going to do it, because we're actually in charge of our own finances and can act as quickly as we need to when required, instead of having to bounce it around a committee of 26 other countries for 3 or 4 months at a time. Just get over it. Twats.

[badgerade]

Every single person I spoke to on the phone today telling me tomorrow is their last day at work until 3rd of Jan

[Noodle1791]

Stuwys post reminds me of Michael Douglas In Falling down. Lol

[Ouchie]

Every single person I spoke to on the phone today telling me tomorrow is their last day at work until 3rd of Jan

Me too. Last day tomorrow. Woohoo!