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#281 CupidKnewRap

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Posted 29 August 2005 - 05:36 PM

cisco bast*rd routers, nothing in particular but six weeks into the course and i'm threaders with the whole thing. :angry: trust my luck that i'm good at it ;) , probably spend the next few years working with them :(

#282 garethianwhyte

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 01:28 PM

Your G/f Kissing your best mate! Thats a f**ker!

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 01:35 PM

Your G/f Kissing your best mate!

Thats a f**ker!

as opposed to your girlfriend kissing HER best mate......

sorry, i was miles away :rolleyes:

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 02:07 PM

[insert previous rant about my stupid employer] HR departments ! F*cking f*ckwits with not a clue of how things work in the real world :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm:

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Posted 30 August 2005 - 08:51 PM

QUOTE (garethianwhyte @ Aug 30 2005, 13:52 ) Your G/f Kissing your best mate! Thats a f**ker! as opposed to your girlfriend kissing HER best mate...... sorry, i was miles away Loving your work!

#286 CupidKnewRap

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Posted 31 August 2005 - 06:02 AM

[insert previous rant about my stupid employer]

HR departments !

F*cking f*ckwits with not a clue of how things work in the real world

:9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: :9mm:

still no joy with the pay issue Martin? :unsure: :(

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Posted 31 August 2005 - 06:21 AM

Nope - completed revision 1,234 of my appeal last night on the basis of yet more feedback...this time from our director. ....it now looks strangely like it did at revision 1,211 :beat: :beat: :beat: :beat: .....annoyed doesn't come close. :angry: Still I have other irons in the fire and I may get a "get out of jail" card this week. :blink:

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Posted 31 August 2005 - 08:10 AM

The till guy/gal getting to ask me for my card pin JUST before the display in front of me tells me. Paul

#289 jules_s

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Posted 01 September 2005 - 07:44 AM

timesheets* *esp when you are a lazy doodah like me, and have a six month backlog

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Posted 01 September 2005 - 07:58 AM

small minded undereducated little hitlers/ jobsworths/ fcukwits who work in offices. how can these people have so much interest in that which is SO unimportant and so little thought for the bigger picture. do these people not understand how much misery their pettiness causes :( then :angry:

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Posted 01 September 2005 - 08:03 AM

do these people not understand how much misery their pettiness causes

Amen to that :angry: :angry: :angry:

#292 jules_s

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Posted 01 September 2005 - 08:10 AM

small minded undereducated little hitlers/ jobsworths/ fcukwits who work in offices. how can these people have so much interest in that which is SO unimportant and so little thought for the bigger picture.

do these people not understand how much misery their pettiness causes

:(

then

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care to elaborate? :rolleyes:

Ive managed to wrong foot the time recording system after 15 mins....accountant is now scratching his head in the background :lol:

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Posted 01 September 2005 - 08:34 AM

i'm learning to switch off to it, it just really gets to me. i know you don't have to be 'best mates' with everyone you work with, but usually most people can make up some common ground with all their co-workers. you just always seem to get one moron in every office that ruins the place with their small mindedness, this being the only way they seem to have to "make small talk". some sort of social defficiency (sp) i guess? :unsure: very sad really :(

Edited by AntB, 01 September 2005 - 08:38 AM.


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Posted 01 September 2005 - 09:36 AM

JimCross my son, you hit the proverbial Nail on hits head! Tossers they are. Self centered, egotistical, attention seeking sadacts! rant Text people so that their replies make them look popular! :angry: I quite dislike the word 'Portion' as well! Any of u lot loathe any word in/out of the english dictionary?

#295 LazyDonkey

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Posted 01 September 2005 - 09:53 AM

I quite dislike the word 'Portion' as well!

Sir you are wrong.

Portion is a fine word.

Rather like "moist"

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Posted 01 September 2005 - 10:11 AM

I quite dislike the word 'Portion' as well!

Sir you are wrong.

Portion is a fine word.

Rather like "moist"

I agree,

Always good to use those two in the same sentence...

/cue all sorts of non sexual banter to prove me wrong :rolleyes:

#297 TurboTomato

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Posted 01 September 2005 - 10:55 AM

Trousers that split right in the middle of the crotch when you're at the gym :o

#298 Joss

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Posted 01 September 2005 - 11:22 AM

...unless worn by the person opposite you.

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Posted 01 September 2005 - 11:55 AM

And they're female (and fit :P )

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Posted 01 September 2005 - 02:49 PM

With no underwear on!!! :o thumbsup :D




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