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Started by willow , Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM

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#3021 turbobob

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 05:05 PM

Come on Ali, who's on the list???? :D

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 05:16 PM

That chap sitting next to me on the train has made the list, put 3 chewies in his mouth and is incapable of chewing with his mouth closed. Might be even more difficult with my fist in it too! Aside from him, there is a variety of people.

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 05:20 PM

Ali could easily take you apart chunks!!

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 05:24 PM

It's right up there with people with whistling noses.

Edited by AliM, 19 January 2012 - 05:25 PM.

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 05:37 PM

People chewing and opening their mouth whilst they are doing it :beat:

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 06:51 PM

People, mainly women, who begin every sentence with 'Oh my god'. Or just use 'Oh my god' as a sentence on its own. :angry:

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 06:56 PM

if even worse if they say OMG!!! :9mm:

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 07:34 PM

dont talk about rob like that :lol:


What bit dont you like.
1. being a civil servant
2. being an alcoholic
or 3 or being a black kettle :huh:

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 10:50 PM

To my wife Natasha. To the woman I adore and love more than my VX ( :o ) I love you so, so much..... BUT STOP WEARING MY fcuking EXPENSIVE JUMPERS,HOODIES AND TOPS, CONTINUALLY ROLLING THE SLEEVES UP ON THEM AND RUINING THEM BY GETTING PAINT ON THEM. YOU HAVE 6 DOUBLE WARDROBES CRAMMED FULL OF YOUR OWN!!!!!!! Thanks kids, I needed that, phew :thumbsup:

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 10:59 PM

To my wife Natasha. To the woman I adore and love more than my VX ( :o ) I love you so, so much.....

BUT STOP WEARING MY fcuking EXPENSIVE JUMPERS,HOODIES AND TOPS, CONTINUALLY ROLLING THE SLEEVES UP ON THEM AND RUINING THEM BY GETTING PAINT ON THEM. YOU HAVE 6 DOUBLE WARDROBES CRAMMED FULL OF YOUR OWN!!!!!!!

Thanks kids, I needed that, phew : thumbsup:


Will Natashas gear not fit you then :lol:

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 11:01 PM


To my wife Natasha. To the woman I adore and love more than my VX ( :o ) I love you so, so much.....

BUT STOP WEARING MY fcuking EXPENSIVE JUMPERS,HOODIES AND TOPS, CONTINUALLY ROLLING THE SLEEVES UP ON THEM AND RUINING THEM BY GETTING PAINT ON THEM. YOU HAVE 6 DOUBLE WARDROBES CRAMMED FULL OF YOUR OWN!!!!!!!

Thanks kids, I needed that, phew : thumbsup:


Will Natashas gear not fit you then :lol:


Size 6 vs my 15 stone so no :lol:

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 11:13 PM



To my wife Natasha. To the woman I adore and love more than my VX ( :o ) I love you so, so much.....

BUT STOP WEARING MY fcuking EXPENSIVE JUMPERS,HOODIES AND TOPS, CONTINUALLY ROLLING THE SLEEVES UP ON THEM AND RUINING THEM BY GETTING PAINT ON THEM. YOU HAVE 6 DOUBLE WARDROBES CRAMMED FULL OF YOUR OWN!!!!!!!

Thanks kids, I needed that, phew : thumbsup:


Will Natashas gear not fit you then :lol:


Size 6 vs my 15 stone so no :lol:


Ha Ha unlucky,just hide your best gear in a case under the bed

Size 6 !!! and i thought Jan was small at size 8

you only have near 4 stone on me :lol:

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 11:15 PM




To my wife Natasha. To the woman I adore and love more than my VX ( :o ) I love you so, so much.....

BUT STOP WEARING MY fcuking EXPENSIVE JUMPERS,HOODIES AND TOPS, CONTINUALLY ROLLING THE SLEEVES UP ON THEM AND RUINING THEM BY GETTING PAINT ON THEM. YOU HAVE 6 DOUBLE WARDROBES CRAMMED FULL OF YOUR OWN!!!!!!!

Thanks kids, I needed that, phew : thumbsup:


Will Natashas gear not fit you then :lol:


Size 6 vs my 15 stone so no :lol:


Ha Ha unlucky,just hide your best gear in a case under the bed

Size 6 !!! and i thought Jan was small at size 8

you only have near 4 stone on me :lol:

Stunning figure though and yea I am a big lad and shoulders to boot. She goes through the mattress like chips :lol: (read as skinny fries :lol: )

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Posted 19 January 2012 - 11:30 PM





To my wife Natasha. To the woman I adore and love more than my VX ( :o ) I love you so, so much.....

BUT STOP WEARING MY fcuking EXPENSIVE JUMPERS,HOODIES AND TOPS, CONTINUALLY ROLLING THE SLEEVES UP ON THEM AND RUINING THEM BY GETTING PAINT ON THEM. YOU HAVE 6 DOUBLE WARDROBES CRAMMED FULL OF YOUR OWN!!!!!!!

Thanks kids, I needed that, phew : thumbsup:


Will Natashas gear not fit you then :lol:


Size 6 vs my 15 stone so no :lol:


Ha Ha unlucky,just hide your best gear in a case under the bed

Size 6 !!! and i thought Jan was small at size 8

you only have near 4 stone on me :lol:

Stunning figure though and yea I am a big lad and shoulders to boot. She goes through the mattress like chips :lol: (read as skinny fries :lol: )


Nice and easy to pick up,jans the same.Which reminds me not done that for a while Mmmm :lol:

Cant see to type just read the bloody leaf spring bit in coilovers oh i pissed my self

why are some things so funny at times may be its the whisky :lol:
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Posted 20 January 2012 - 08:29 AM

My Vx. And the fact I want a truck or a tank depending how busy the army are to come and drive over it

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 08:34 AM

Not sure even a full cage will help with that. :o :P What's it done now?

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 08:35 AM

It's currently parked by the side of the motorway Oh and my god I did a good job at cutting them rear cents out B)

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 08:40 AM

Bollox. :(

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 08:41 AM

Feel free to have my trackday at silver stone thumbsup
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