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#3041 slindborg

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 08:56 AM

This one has been bubbling for a while... Why the fcuk is that ***** Chris Brown still 'popular' and even signed by record labels?!?!?!?! He beat up a woman (I'm no fan of hers but its the principal) and thinks he can waltz back into the public eye and no one give a sh**? arghhhhhhh

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 09:42 AM

Syncing my morning pee with the cleaning lady's visit....all week.

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 11:00 AM

Two for the price of 1 1. Online retail websites sites that dont work and then 2. advise to go to phone contact centre whose work flow process is sh**te and advise that " due to large number of calls we advise you use the online WebSh**te" Do they want my money or not ( there is no alternative supplier)...grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 11:43 AM

Two for the price of 1

1. Online retail websites sites that dont work and then 2. advise to go to phone contact centre whose work flow process is sh**te and advise that " due to large number of calls we advise you use the online WebSh**te"

Do they want my money or not ( there is no alternative supplier)...grrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Gulp .... Hope it's not mine :lol:

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 12:32 PM

Two for the price of 1

1. Online retail websites sites that dont work and then 2. advise to go to phone contact centre whose work flow process is sh**te and advise that " due to large number of calls we advise you use the online WebSh**te"

Do they want my money or not ( there is no alternative supplier)...grrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Woops, sound like they need a different number and messaging for website support.

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Posted 20 January 2012 - 05:40 PM

F***tards who think it's a great idea to set new automated file deletetion procedures on the server so that all of your incident investigation files have been deleted, just in time to write the report on it!

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Posted 21 January 2012 - 05:13 PM


Two for the price of 1

1. Online retail websites sites that dont work and then 2. advise to go to phone contact centre whose work flow process is sh**te and advise that " due to large number of calls we advise you use the online WebSh**te"

Do they want my money or not ( there is no alternative supplier)...grrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Gulp .... Hope it's not mine :lol:


nope...and I am ashamed to say it was the Watford Fc site when i was trying purvhase tickets for our match of the year vs Tottenham ColdSpurs

what makes it worse I do Business change, Service channels and delivery etc as a living and I have offered my services many a time

..trouble is they use Ticketmaster who run things on a shoe string..no sorry not even on a shoe string..on open toed sandals..no not even that...more like flip flops ...what they need is a bath plug :P

Edited by Harry Hornet, 21 January 2012 - 05:14 PM.


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Posted 27 January 2012 - 07:08 PM

Hangers. I mean great for obvious reasons but in all that is holy when you put, say 10 hangers neatly together, do they decide to fcuking well attach themselves to each other and all 10 come out as one. Bollocks to them. They really p*ss me off

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 07:12 PM

Hangers.

I mean great for obvious reasons but in all that is holy when you put, say 10 hangers neatly together, do they decide to fcuking well attach themselves to each other and all 10 come out as one. Bollocks to them. They really p*ss me off

fcuk me. I thought I was the only one that hate hangers. When you want them to stay out of the way they have a nasty habit of falling and getting in the way. But the moment you try and pull one out carefully you can guarantee it will snag on something. A number of them have gone in the bin after I have lost my rag with them :lol:

Eta when you said hangers I thought you meant a turd that just won't drop into the bowl :lol:

Edited by turbobob, 27 January 2012 - 07:14 PM.


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Posted 27 January 2012 - 07:15 PM


Hangers.

I mean great for obvious reasons but in all that is holy when you put, say 10 hangers neatly together, do they decide to fcuking well attach themselves to each other and all 10 come out as one. Bollocks to them. They really p*ss me off

fcuk me. I thought I was the only one that hate hangers. When you want them to stay out of the way they have a nasty habit of falling and getting in the way. But the moment you try and pull one out carefully you can guarantee it will snag on something. A number of them have gone in the bin after I have lost my rag with them :lol:


I bet we are not alone. The only use for hangers apart from the obvious is to straighten them out to fish things out from under my vx's seat :)

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 08:38 PM

Eta when you said hangers I thought you meant a turd that just won't drop into the bowl :lol:


Those hangers are a pain in the arse. :lol:

And I hate it when they get tangled in your anal mane. :lol: :lol:

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 08:42 PM

Anal mane???? Wtf :o :lol:

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 08:45 PM


Eta when you said hangers I thought you meant a turd that just won't drop into the bowl :lol:


Those hangers are a pain in the arse. :lol:

And I hate it when they get tangled in your anal mane. :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: wrong uns

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 08:50 PM

Anal mane???? Wtf :o :lol:


A wolf has a hairy arse :lol:

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 08:53 PM

Tesco's :angry2: :angry2: :angry2:

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 08:55 PM

And I hate it when they get tangled in your anal mane. :lol: :lol:


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That can really smart, what's the point in having a hairy crack anyway. thumbsdown

Edited by -Dab-of-Oppo-, 27 January 2012 - 08:57 PM.


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Posted 27 January 2012 - 09:11 PM


Anal mane???? Wtf :o :lol:


A wolf has a hairy arse :lol:


I believe I used the term "I hate it when they get tangled in your anal mane".

So it ain't mine that's hairy! Veet ftw. :lol:

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 09:17 PM



Anal mane???? Wtf :o :lol:


A wolf has a hairy arse :lol:


I believe I used the term "I hate it when they get tangled in your anal mane".

So it ain't mine that's hairy! Veet ftw. :lol:

You hate it when either your turd or their turd gets caught in someone else's hairy mane? :o keep digging ken you're getting deeper and deeper :lol:

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 09:34 PM

running out of lager and having to drink Shepperd neame bitter old stock :(

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 10:04 PM

running out of lager and having to drink Shepperd neame bitter old stock :(

I have an image of you with a straw in a barrel, Fab




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