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#3101 The Batman

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 10:43 PM

:lol: you wish it was gay :lol: start the black parts tomorrow! :o

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Posted 11 February 2012 - 11:12 PM

Right now....lots of things.


New name.........Grumpy999. :angry:

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 03:57 PM

Wankers who throw paint stripper over the bonnet of your car.

One of my engineers at work had some ***** throw paint stripper on his car. Massive damage to the bonnet and on to the wing too. He's such an inoffensive guy, why would some fcuker do that??? :9mm:


May be the paint stripper guys wife will know.LOL

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 07:42 PM


Wankers who throw paint stripper over the bonnet of your car.

One of my engineers at work had some ***** throw paint stripper on his car. Massive damage to the bonnet and on to the wing too. He's such an inoffensive guy, why would some fcuker do that??? :9mm:


May be the paint stripper guys wife will know.LOL

That has been suggested! But he's welsh, so I reckon it's someone else's sheep he's slept with :lol:

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 08:16 PM


THIS:- ......Panasonic Tx-36Pg50 Tv - 36 Inch - £50

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 08:18 PM


THIS:- ......Panasonic Tx-36Pg50 Tv - 36 Inch - £50

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 08:20 PM


THIS:- ......Panasonic Tx-36Pg50 Tv - 36 Inch - £50

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 08:21 PM

I should imagine ifi did get on your tits Gill you would end up flat chested :lol:

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 08:29 PM

I should imagine ifi did get on your tits Gill you would end up flat chested :lol:


PMSL!!!! :D

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 08:30 PM


THIS:- ......Panasonic Tx-36Pg50 Tv - 36 Inch - £50


Is Ken giving head to a narna?

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 08:31 PM

I should imagine ifi did get on your tits Gill you would end up flat chested :lol:

I should imagine ifi did get on your tits Gill you would end up flat chested :lol:


Didn't you know I now wear a vest :lol:

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Posted 12 February 2012 - 08:35 PM



THIS:- ......Panasonic Tx-36Pg50 Tv - 36 Inch - £50


Is Ken giving head to a narna?


he asks me to buy them but he never eats them...the mind boggles :blush:

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 09:49 PM

Call me Dave. This country is now headed by a megalomaniac tosser who instead of heeding advice is openly courting the favour (if it was ever needed) of the private sector fat cats he's so anxious to feed. Shame there isn't a viable alternative.

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 09:57 PM

I'm fcuked! Queen have just announced they are headlining Sonosphere. The same fcuking day as the National!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :( :( :( :(

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Posted 20 February 2012 - 10:43 PM

Driving 5 hours back to plymouth to get on a coach to drive to inverness. Another 15 hours :/

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 06:47 PM

I'm fcuked! Queen have just announced they are headlining Sonosphere. The same fcuking day as the National!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :( :( :( :(


Bloody bollocks. :(

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 07:30 PM

I'm fcuked! Queen have just announced they are headlining Sonosphere. The same fcuking day as the National!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :( :( :( :(


Its not Queen,he is dead :lol:

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 07:46 PM


I'm fcuked! Queen have just announced they are headlining Sonosphere. The same fcuking day as the National!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :( :( :( :(


Bloody bollocks. :(


dont worry its going out on terestial TV.....so I thought what his face said on Chris evans show.....with a yank beefing it up front

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 08:02 PM

where shall i start today... unsolicited texts messages from people trying to reclaim the PPI i never took out, the South West Train service treading water getting static shocks off everything i touch and all the people on the 'to smack in the chops' list.

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 08:14 PM

where shall i start today...

unsolicited texts messages from people trying to reclaim the PPI i never took out,
the South West Train service
treading water
getting static shocks off everything i touch
and all the people on the 'to smack in the chops' list.


But you have £3750 to claim :lol:

Edited by ghand, 21 February 2012 - 08:15 PM.

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