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#3121 spuk87

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 09:39 PM

unsolicited texts messages from people trying to reclaim the PPI i never took out,

:yeahthat: fcuk ME they are getting ridiculous, I was getting a phone call every day from 3 different companies for about the past month. I started answering then just leaving the phone on so that it would have cost them to connect the call and also waste 10-20 seconds while they sit they saying "hello? Hellooooo?". They finally seem to have stopped! I felt like actually talking and saying do you realise you've called this number 37 times since Christmas with no answer? Did you not get the hint that I am probably either not a real person or not interested in your services? Fucknuggets.

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Posted 21 February 2012 - 09:47 PM

Not being able to pick up a new car because the numpty who drives the van delivering the new tyres for it has decided to take a day off and the company cant get cover. Long journey in the VX tomorrow I guess.

Edited by james.a, 21 February 2012 - 09:48 PM.

#3123 Andrew aka Stuwy

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 12:20 AM

My fcuking ass hole neighbour who AGAIN has left her dog on it's own all night barking and I can't sleep! Who do I contact? Police?

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 07:00 AM

I don’t like Friends who thinks that they are very wise than others.

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 05:48 PM

I don’t like Friends who thinks that they are very wise than others.

Just joined. Is this Fab? :unsure:

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 06:12 PM


I don’t like Friends who thinks that they are very wise than others.

Just joined. Is this Fab? :unsure:

Nope, I'm 99% sure it's a spammer. There have been a number of posts if this type over the past few months.

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 06:16 PM

My fcuking ass hole neighbour who AGAIN has left her dog on it's own all night barking and I can't sleep!

Who do I contact? Police?


Go and get it ,put it in your garden and see how they like it :lol:

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 06:24 PM

Horse boxes and caravans! People that pull out stupidly in front of you then do about 10mph My staff being late!

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 06:24 PM

A fcuk wit i have to work with a right proper w*nker.

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 06:34 PM

When you miss 25% pension make up by two week,on a VR window, so you have stay at work Two friggin weeks to young !!

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 06:42 PM

Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh People on the train, selfish assholes who have no consideration for others. And then tell me not to make a scene because I asked him to move down a bit to let people on!! This isn't even close to a scene, but he got one after that comment. Fucktard. Sad thing is, you come across someone like him on nearly every journey, just happened he was the lucky one to tip me over the edge :lol:

Edited by AliM, 22 February 2012 - 06:44 PM.

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 06:54 PM

Tell me about it Ali. I'm now travelling by bus from Northampton to Milton Keynes and almost every morning and every evening I have this fat git on the bus who snores constantly, REALLY LOUDLY. He's fcuking oblivious to it and you can hear him from one end of the bus to the other. rant

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 06:58 PM

im sure mrs w says the same thing... :lol: but in the living room as aposed to the bus :P :lol:

Edited by joe_589, 22 February 2012 - 06:59 PM.

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 07:01 PM

Tell me about it Ali. I'm now travelling by bus from Northampton to Milton Keynes and almost every morning and every evening I have this fat git on the bus who snores constantly, REALLY LOUDLY. He's fcuking oblivious to it and you can hear him from one end of the bus to the other. rant


That's made me laugh, sorry

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 07:18 PM

domenic littlewood and his co-host from cowboy builders melinda-ive got too many teeth in my mouth-messinger,cant be doing with the arse hole builder either,in fact the whole show gets on my tits

:yeahthat: Its on now and Monkey Boy really does need a slap and that Messinger bint trying to make out she knows all about building. You're famous for getting your tits out love, nothing else!!! :beat:

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 07:31 PM

Tell me about it Ali. I'm now travelling by bus from Northampton to Milton Keynes and almost every morning and every evening I have this fat git on the bus who snores constantly, REALLY LOUDLY. He's fcuking oblivious to it and you can hear him from one end of the bus to the other. rant


Probably the brother of this objectional fucktard that I encountered on the tube on the way back from football the other week. He ate a whole chinese takeaway on the train, stunk the carriage out, proceeded to noisily suck all his fingers and then chucked all the rubbish on the floor. A photo had to be taken, I also have a video but its dinner time and not for the squeamish

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 07:44 PM

Oh go on then

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 11:26 PM

Fat old ugly heffa that don't know when to butt out...

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 11:30 PM

Not being able to pick up a new car because the numpty who drives the van delivering the new tyres for it has decided to take a day off and the company cant get cover.

Long journey in the VX tomorrow I guess.


I thought this was stuff that gets on your tits, ling drive in the VX sounds gooooood! X

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Posted 25 February 2012 - 12:09 AM

Fat old ugly heffa that don't know when to butt out...


fcuking ***** ass fcuk ass sh** stabber ass hole mother fcuking ass that no one would miss if she just jumped in front of a train. Fuckibg ass hole ***** ass hole bitch mother fuckibg ***** ass hole
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