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#3161 The Batman

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 02:39 AM

Let's not forget the m25 and m40 I think I undertake more than I overtake just because I can't be arsed changing lanes when there's fuckwits lane hogging

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 06:50 PM

Stopped to get some cash out the machine. 2 smackhead lookalikes came over and started asking me about my car, politely humoured them seeing as weve not had a stabbing or armed robbery in a couple of days in donny. Then went to the machine and saw their eyes light up and out came the sob story of just getting out the cop shop and needing 40p for the bus home. Quite happily told him no to his face even when he started begging properly. Think he was a little suprised. Also 3 lads discussing the tag one of them had and the community service one of the others was doing. They didnt even look like the asbo type :/

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 09:22 PM

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Posted 10 March 2012 - 09:22 PM

Stopped to get some cash out the machine. 2 smackhead lookalikes came over and started asking me about my car, politely humoured them seeing as weve not had a stabbing or armed robbery in a couple of days in donny.
Then went to the machine and saw their eyes light up and out came the sob story of just getting out the cop shop and needing 40p for the bus home. Quite happily told him no to his face even when he started begging properly. Think he was a little suprised.

Also 3 lads discussing the tag one of them had and the community service one of the others was doing. They didnt even look like the asbo type :/


No stabbings or robbery's for a few days.May be its just a quiet time of year,things will pick up :lol:

Cant think why they thought you had a few bob to spare.:lol:

Nearly time for me to head out for the night,hope I don't drop on any

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Posted 11 March 2012 - 06:33 PM

Why do people drive out to the countryside to then leave their litter,...car tyres, household rubbish, and even tv's in the ditches!!

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 07:18 PM

chavs although the compliment for having 'sick rims' i think i should be taking positively...

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 07:21 PM

chavs

although the compliment for having 'sick rims' i think i should be taking positively...


Put locking wheel nuts on them or they wont be there in the morning.

Aylesbury :rolleyes:

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Posted 16 March 2012 - 07:22 PM

they have........ this was in the shed btw :P :lol: and in all fairness it was at mc donalds :lol:

Edited by joe_589, 16 March 2012 - 07:23 PM.


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Posted 16 March 2012 - 11:15 PM

When someone steals my hired scissor lift! Wtf!!

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 01:53 AM

Running out of bloody scotch. :lol:

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 09:41 AM


chavs

although the compliment for having 'sick rims' i think i should be taking positively...


Put locking wheel nuts on them or they wont be there in the morning.

Aylesbury :rolleyes:

I was in aylesbury recently buying an X-ray machine. Not the easiest place to get to/ from the motorway :closedeyes:

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Posted 17 March 2012 - 11:09 AM

Na it's not really... But that's a good thing usually keeps people out :lol: Should have popped round

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 04:51 PM

The American(?) way of expressing the date in the order of month, day, year. :beat: Why do this? It's the day, then the month, then the year. Simple. Logical. It's even happening on this forum in the forthcoming events thumbsdown

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 04:54 PM

the dappy mare at RH freight I have been having an argument with all day.... if i give her any more examples of how she is wrong, ill just do her job for her aswell and earn twice the money! She's messing up my like for the smutty dirty essex bird, and thats annoying me even more :(

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 04:57 PM

Admiral car insurance. Why oh why did I use them again? Last time round they cancelled my insurance as their representative could not understand clear English, this time they attempt to take extra money from me without consent for not declaring modifications... which don't exist!

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 05:01 PM

The American(?) way of expressing the date in the order of month, day, year.

:beat: Why do this?

It's the day, then the month, then the year. Simple. Logical.

It's even happening on this forum in the forthcoming events thumbsdown


Agree. It would be a lot simpler to adopt a universally accepted format. How many times for example have you had to double check it was not the 11th of February rather than the second of November when written like this 2/11/2012. Same goes for any day below the 13th of the month, how are you supposed to distinguise between the two?!

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 05:02 PM

The American(?) way of expressing the date in the order of month, day, year.

:beat: Why do this?

It's the day, then the month, then the year. Simple. Logical.

It's even happening on this forum in the forthcoming events thumbsdown

So if I were to ask you what is the date today, would you say its the 19th of March, or would you say March 19th? The number of people that would verbally say March 19th is considerable :beat:

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 05:06 PM

I would say the number first then the month. Depends really some dates roll of the tongue better the other way around. Even the Americans do it, Spetember 11th, 4th of July etc.

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 05:44 PM

Selfish fucks who jump infront of trains.

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 08:37 PM


The American(?) way of expressing the date in the order of month, day, year.

:beat: Why do this?

It's the day, then the month, then the year. Simple. Logical.

It's even happening on this forum in the forthcoming events thumbsdown

So if I were to ask you what is the date today, would you say its the 19th of March, or would you say March 19th? The number of people that would verbally say March 19th is considerable :beat:


Just to clarify, I'm talking about the date expressed numerically, ie 19/03/12.




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