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[willow]

And making sure its nicely trimmed/Shaven

[TurboTomato]

What have I started?

[willow]

kinda like word association - just being smutty and dirty Think ill go back to writing about what gets on my tits

[TurboTomato]

Can I just say Alan Sugar again, or have I already said that? Just flicked over to some rubbish on Sky that he was presenting and instantly wanted to destroy my TV

[jules_s]

Can I just say Alan Sugar again, or have I already said that?

Just flicked over to some rubbish on Sky that he was presenting and instantly wanted to destroy my TV

Dont want to buy some premium bonds then?

perhaps you are being distracted by DFS's latest sale

[LazyDonkey]

Gossips and doom-mongers Apparently my EON (who also own Powergen) are looking to make a cash offer for our company. .......which is clearly a bit unsettling, but at the end of the day IF (and its a big IF) it does happen it will take a fair amount of time to get sorted, and any redundancies will be well flagged and (probably) quite generous in their settlement. And yet I've had three people come up to me today and ask how i feel about it. When i say I'm not bothered, they are like "but what about your mortgage". Again i make some glib comment about worrying about if and when it happens and one lassie said to me "Yes but they'll definately shut the marketing dept" Oh FFS I'm convinced some people just like have a dissaster happen to them so they can spend all day worrying about it. Don't get me wrong I'm not a self-sufficient playboy who works for kicks (R1CHY ) and I would be in a bit of poo if i were to loose my job, but its already happened twice to me already and I've come through it. But the MOST ANNOYING bit is that i know that these people in question aren;'t actually going to start looking for a job now, no they'll just moan about it. over ...sorry bout that !

[jules_s]

That sucks lazydonkey My pet hate ATM is driving westward at any time after 18:00

[johnaachen]

People who can't spell. Christians. George Bush. People who don't wave back when you let them out at junctions. People who don't indicate. Girls who give you their mobile phone number and then a few days later casually drop it into the conversation that they have a boyfriend. Racists. Big groups of Christians.

[VXT Tim]

Your in ASDA, you're pushing a heavy trolly having just paid. You're following someone closely as you are obviously itching to get past as they are walking FAR too slow. They randomly stop for no reason, i swear i could kill someone when this happens!

[johnaachen]

Your in ASDA, you're pushing a heavy trolly having just paid.
You're following someone closely as you are obviously itching to get past as they are walking FAR too slow.

They randomly stop for no reason, i swear i could kill someone when this happens!

I agree! Also when people are walking in front of you on the street and they randomly stop, or stop and turn round and walk the other way. You then bump into them and they look at you as if its yous fault!

[johnaachen]

Girls who give you their mobile phone number and then a few days later casually drop it into the conversation that they have a boyfriend.

that is a fcuking p1ss take. i know that if i gave a bird my number and then said a couple of days later, "ooh, sorry i've got a girlfriend" a ) i'd be a tw@t. b ) my girlfriend would kill me. c ) my girlfriend would torture me before she killed me.

I think its a german thing.....its happened to me lots of times over here. the worst is when you have bought her shed loads of drinks and spoken to her all night and she suddenly says something like " oh you are a really funny / cool / nice guy i think that my boyfriend would like you...do you want to meet him? - he's just over there!!!"

Nooooo I dont want to meet him......i want to MEAT you!!!

[TurboTomato]

People who can't spell.

Christians.

George Bush.

I can spell Christians and George Bush

Look there, I just did!

[LazyDonkey]

People who can't spell.

Christians.

George Bush.

I can spell Christians and George Bush

Look there, I just did!

Oh and Scottish Power update : They've chosen today to annouce a £60m cost saving coming from (ahem) restructuring.

Woo and indeed hoo

In saying that all signs show that we won't be affected.

Gotta laugh tho !

[TurboTomato]

Pick up small carton of OJ Take the straw out and stick it in the top Pick up said OJ carton with straw in it squeezing it just enough for it to squirt juice all over your crotch

[Richy]

Not working I need a job!

[LazyDonkey]

Almost as bad as the wee pots of milk you get on planes that are IMPOSSIBLE to open without spurting milk everywhere. Oh and another thing - companies that pay p*sh wages, shovel LOADS of sh*t your direction but blank you when you ask for a rise / changes to workload. So you leave and then they fall over themselves to give you things to stay. WHY COULD YOU NOT DO THAT BEFORE ????

[Richy]

Almost as bad as the wee pots of milk you get on planes that are IMPOSSIBLE to open without spurting milk all over your crotch.

Yeah thats your story!


We all know its not milk