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#3181 turbobob

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 08:46 PM

I know. But because of that out of principle I use the date before the month when I tell someone the date otherwise I feel like a hypocrite.

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 08:51 PM

For the same reason I always call it 11/9. In their defence they do say 'born on the 4th of July'.

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Posted 19 March 2012 - 10:23 PM

Stupid adverts on the radio which have kids in them. They always start and finish with a group of generic kids shouting "YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY" Annoys the sh** out of me! thumbsdown

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 01:04 AM

people... fcuking ass holes and this fcuking cat! why do people get on the train with NO consideration. why do people have no consideration for any body/any thing but themselfs and why the fcuk does this cat keep biting me!

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 10:36 AM

Stupid adverts on the radio which have kids in them. They always start and finish with a group of generic kids shouting "YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY"

Annoys the sh** out of me! thumbsdown

That reminds me. Anybody seen the safety video on Thomson / First Choice Airlines??? That is BLOODY annoying and there is no bloody mute button.

If you haven't, here it is for you to all enjoy :

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 01:11 PM

firefox major dot releases every five minutes.

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 03:38 PM

I've been screwed over a couple of times at work recently and it's turned me into a really bitter and spitefull person at work. I fcuking hate it because it's not me. I'm generally a happy, light heated guy that likes to have a joke and I've just turned into a sour-puss that's giving snidey remarks at everything or bitching at people. :angry: At the moment, I'm getting on my own tits!

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 03:40 PM


I fcuking hate it because it's not me. I'm generally a happy, light heated guy that likes to have a joke and I've just turned into a sour-puss that's giving snidey remarks at everything or bitching at people. :angry:


Hahaha, never met that guy!! :P

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 04:35 PM

There's a "GFY" winging its way to you soon Nicol :lol:

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 04:56 PM

There's a "GFY" winging its way to you soon Nicol :lol:


Thats fine... I'm generally a happy, light heated guy that likes to have a joke :)

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 04:57 PM

I've been screwed over a couple of times at work recently and it's turned me into a really bitter and spitefull person at work.

I fcuking hate it because it's not me. I'm generally a happy, light heated guy that likes to have a joke and I've just turned into a sour-puss that's giving snidey remarks at everything or bitching at people. :angry:

At the moment, I'm getting on my own tits!


Snap out of it before the Hoon :lol:

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 05:00 PM


I fcuking hate it because it's not me. I'm generally a happy, light heated guy that likes to have a joke and I've just turned into a sour-puss that's giving snidey remarks at everything or bitching at people. :angry:


Hahaha, never met that guy!! :P

GFY!

There's a "GFY" winging its way to you soon Nicol :lol:


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There's a "GFY" winging its way to you soon Nicol :lol:


Thats fine... I'm generally a happy, light heated guy that likes to have a joke :)


....and again!

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 05:03 PM

thumbsup :lol:

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 05:04 PM

Stupid adverts on the radio which have kids in them. They always start and finish with a group of generic kids shouting "YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY"

Annoys the sh** out of me! thumbsdown


Not as bad as the frigging Go Compare annoying fat tash faced tosser who is on every second of every day

I could punch him in the head,Its that bad I have to turn the sound down when it comes on

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 05:14 PM


Stupid adverts on the radio which have kids in them. They always start and finish with a group of generic kids shouting "YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY"

Annoys the sh** out of me! thumbsdown


Not as bad as the frigging Go Compare annoying fat tash faced tosser who is on every second of every day

I could punch him in the head,Its that bad I have to turn the sound down when it comes on

:yeahthat:

It actually spurs me into action. You will never see someone rush for the remote control as quickly as me frantically searching for the 'shut the fcuk up' button. Sadly, Virgin don't offer this an option in their tv package :lol:

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Posted 20 March 2012 - 05:15 PM

sky plus , pause , go and make cup of tea, come back and fast forward the ad crap

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 09:28 AM

Mouth breahers that cant drive down a straight road without hitting something!!

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 11:26 AM

Windows update being under "Safety" in IE. Its always bugged me. Speaks volumes about our society in general. #geekpethates.

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 10:17 PM

People turning right in two miles at a roundabout on a dual carriageway and getting into the right hand lane 1 3/4 miles ahead of time and driving at a fraction of the limit for the road. I know I've posted this on this thread before, but they weren't paying attention before despite my bet efforts so thought I'd give it another go. I encounter this at least three or four times a week. Am I allowed to mount machine guns on my car?

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Posted 21 March 2012 - 10:48 PM

People turning right in two miles at a roundabout on a dual carriageway and getting into the right hand lane 1 3/4 miles ahead of time and driving at a fraction of the limit for the road.

I know I've posted this on this thread before, but they weren't paying attention before despite my bet efforts so thought I'd give it another go. I encounter this at least three or four times a week.

Am I allowed to mount machine guns on my car?


Every morning I end up behind a guy from work doing the same.Two mile, three roundabouts but he stays in the right lane.Ten or more cars can undertake him.I have told him loads of times to fcuk off into the correct lane and do as the highway code tells you.He will not listen.
So last week a guy behind him flashes his lights,puts his car right up his arse and then just before the roundabout undertakes pulls in front of him and slaps on,stops dead and leans out of the window f in and blinding and going mad.I was behind them passed on the inside absolutely pissing my self
Guess what, he is still doing it.




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