No C2C trains, this is not my final destination! Just because we get to the end of the line does not mean I have finished traviling!
"we have reached our final destination"
fcuk off!
What Gets On Your Tits?
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willow
, Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM
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Posted 21 March 2012 - 10:55 PM
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Posted 21 March 2012 - 11:04 PM
No C2C trains, this is not my final destination! Just because we get to the end of the line does not mean I have finished traviling!
"we have reached our final destination"
fcuk off!
Lol kinda stupid for them to announce it really I mean it is "The End of The Line". Do they really think us simple minded commuters think if they don't announce it, we'll expect the train to spill out on to the street below and carry on indefinitely at maximum speed?!
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Posted 21 March 2012 - 11:07 PM
People turning right in two miles at a roundabout on a dual carriageway and getting into the right hand lane 1 3/4 miles ahead of time and driving at a fraction of the limit for the road.
I know I've posted this on this thread before, but they weren't paying attention before despite my bet efforts so thought I'd give it another go. I encounter this at least three or four times a week.
Am I allowed to mount machine guns on my car?
Every morning I end up behind a guy from work doing the same.Two mile, three roundabouts but he stays in the right lane.Ten or more cars can undertake him.I have told him loads of times to fcuk off into the correct lane and do as the highway code tells you.He will not listen.
So last week a guy behind him flashes his lights,puts his car right up his arse and then just before the roundabout undertakes pulls in front of him and slaps on,stops dead and leans out of the window f in and blinding and going mad.I was behind them passed on the inside absolutely pissing my self
Guess what, he is still doing it.
Hence the machine guns. Natural selection and all that.
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Posted 23 March 2012 - 09:48 PM
Interlink Express.
Rearrange my delivery to make sure I am in on my first day off. Have to wait til 1428-1528 for it. Then get a text saying they tried to deliver it at 1605.
No card at any of the stairways. Can't find a stupid number for them. No car so can't pick it up tomorrow as it's not local. Driver claims to have tried to deliver it and when I got in touch at 1625 he had already left the 'area'....oh and they don't do Saturday delivery!
Oh well...... 
#3205
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Posted 23 March 2012 - 10:14 PM
I've said it before....and no doubt i will say it again....
Autodesk products
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Posted 24 March 2012 - 09:49 PM
Potholes!!!
Just knackered an NA front alloy, at least the brand new tyre looks ok. Now have a wanted ad'.
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Posted 26 March 2012 - 12:41 PM
headlight eyelashes , really girls if you think that looks good, then stick a pair on your flange and have your own vag fly trap
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Posted 26 March 2012 - 01:44 PM
headlight eyelashes , really girls if you think that looks good, then stick a pair on your flange and have your own vag fly trap
So I shouldn't buy a pair of these for Brum then?
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Posted 26 March 2012 - 01:51 PM
I double dare you.
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Posted 26 March 2012 - 06:48 PM
Cutting butternut squash.
I would rather talk to my ex wife.
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Posted 26 March 2012 - 06:59 PM
New shape beetles with the flower on the dash board. Why? Cars don't come with vases, so why the flower?
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Posted 26 March 2012 - 07:35 PM
Email hackers. 
. Apologies for any member that got a bogus email purporting to be from me in the early hours of this morning.
. Apologies for any member that got a bogus email purporting to be from me in the early hours of this morning.
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Posted 26 March 2012 - 08:45 PM
Email hackers.
Naughty Ken watching porn porn again? I enjoyed your email actually
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Posted 26 March 2012 - 09:28 PM
Putting my car in the garage the one weekend we get sunshine...and a meet.
Now the weather is taking the p*ss with day after day of the stuff.
Arse.
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Posted 27 March 2012 - 09:28 PM
Sitting down for dinner at half ten
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Posted 27 March 2012 - 09:29 PM
Oh and people who get into the right hand lane in dual carriageways too early ;-)
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Posted 27 March 2012 - 09:45 PM
Adding people to 'the list' but still being able to see in the new content feed that they have posted a topic or replied to something.
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Posted 28 March 2012 - 08:16 AM
coffin dodgers who have fcuk all else to do with their days, who then get in a line at the blood test place to waste time for folks who work and pay their pension...... selfish twats.
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Posted 28 March 2012 - 12:02 PM
Slindborg for pm. What a manifesto that would becoffin dodgers who have fcuk all else to do with their days, who then get in a line at the blood test place to waste time for folks who work and pay their pension...... selfish twats.
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Posted 28 March 2012 - 12:15 PM
Slindborg for pm. What a manifesto that would be
coffin dodgers who have fcuk all else to do with their days, who then get in a line at the blood test place to waste time for folks who work and pay their pension...... selfish twats.
You need a P60 stating you paid tax (while in employment, not from a pension) in the past 12 months to be able to attend Dentists/Drs/Hospital appointments before 10am and after 4pm
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