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#3261 amanda

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 10:57 PM


Sorry i will shut up


I know...read my post above.

It's none of our business....so no point in us reading posts about your issues


i know sorry!!!!!!

#3262 jules_s

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 11:07 PM

And by posting 'your' issues...I didn't mean you More like the pair of you :(

Edited by jules_s, 05 April 2012 - 11:08 PM.


#3263 ghand

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 11:42 PM

Men that beat woman!!!!!!!


A long time ago I was stopped from beating seven bells out of a guy who had badly punched his woman,he had done it a few times and i had seen enough.

Good job they stopped me as he committed suicide a few days later.

So a mental problem may be ?

#3264 Zoobeef

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 12:06 AM

Lids on microwavable meals!!! They either shred into millions of strands or just the outer rim comes off leaving it still sealed with no edge!!

#3265 iceman

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 01:48 AM

Jules?...Please talk to Amanda (privately) I'll ask no more, none further but, please. Love to all... ..icey :grouphug:

#3266 GeorgeBC

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 09:30 AM

Lids on microwavable meals!!!
They either shred into millions of strands or just the outer rim comes off leaving it still sealed with no edge!!


:lol: My company makes the machines that puts those lids/films on. People use the wrong/cheap film and the operators change all the machine settings.

#3267 luke.

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 03:41 PM


Lids on microwavable meals!!!
They either shred into millions of strands or just the outer rim comes off leaving it still sealed with no edge!!


:lol: My company makes the machines that puts those lids/films on. People use the wrong/cheap film and the operators change all the machine settings.


Still your fault :lol:

#3268 Mitch_VX

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Posted 06 April 2012 - 06:49 PM

When people feel the the need to preach to you over facebook :angry2:

#3269 spuk87

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 10:28 AM

Getting a good insurance quote from Need to Insure starting in 6 weeks time, taking your car off the road to plan for it, calling up to purchase the quote then having them say "oh it was just an indicative quote, here is an additional £300 you need to pay if you actually want it", despite it saying the quote was guaranteed for 30 days thumbsdown :angry2: . Funny how CCI's quote wasn't "indicative" only, even though the circumstances were exactly the same.

#3270 slindborg

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Posted 08 April 2012 - 11:31 AM

Vw pd130 engines grrrrr

#3271 green_machineGC

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 10:38 AM

Other drivers who force their way through a gap head on at you when its you're right of fcuking way!!!!!!!!! :beat:

#3272 rob999

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 10:47 AM

Rain. Does this mean the hosepipe ban is over?!!

#3273 J4EY D

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 11:08 AM

Rain.
Does this mean the hosepipe ban is over?!!


Nope, its probably going to last all summer :angry:

Just clean the vx at work mate, wont be a problem there :D

#3274 Claws

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 01:35 PM

People that get stuck in lifts at 3am... when I am in bed... sleeping, requiring me to get up and drive for 30-ish mins to get them out [insert Snatch based Sequence] : :groupjump: >>> :sleepy: >>> :huh: >>> :dry: >>> rallly >>> :beat: >>> :tt: >>> rallly >>> :glare: >>> :sleepy:

#3275 XXX

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Posted 09 April 2012 - 03:04 PM

Getting a call at 9.10am on Bank Holiday monday whilst still in bed :sleepy: "Morning Mr Price, this is Zenith Windows. Don't worry, we are not selling anything..." "NOT SELLING ANYTHING...!" FFS! What the fcuk are you bothering me for then? To wish me a Happpy easter Monday... :angry:

#3276 TheRealVXed

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 01:54 PM

Women. They get on my tits when I try to get on theirs.... :glare:

#3277 The Batman

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 01:55 PM

:yeahthat: or in between them :lol:

#3278 TheRealVXed

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:03 PM

Joe, you motorboating son-of-a-bitch.... I wonder if you could do a boob job with a dremel.....

#3279 LY_Scott

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:05 PM

People who raise job requests or "incidents" with bewildering insufficent information inside then go on holiday....time wasted, SHITE in the job queue, SLA's missed and probably moaned at on their return beause they can't speak fcuking english or read the questions in said form. Questions that to me (and I didn't write them) seem so basic a child could understand, Also don't post an email thread in a request, the shite system I use to pick them up was designed for screens of about 640x480 and I can't be arsed or follow 45 mails worth of waffle in a 2cm high dialogue box. I thank you.

#3280 LY_Scott

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Posted 10 April 2012 - 02:21 PM

ALSO If you work on a service desk or in IT Asset Management, . Escalating to me a request/incident with the email address for the user as "UNKNOWN" is unacceptable. If you can't find them..chances are I can't but you have them on the fcuking phone, idiot!




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