What Gets On Your Tits?
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willow
, Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 03:01 PM
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 03:41 PM
barclays and there luscious mumbai team of useless wankers.
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 03:41 PM
was it dave?
its always dave strangely
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:11 PM
Bet you didn't get their first name.
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 04:13 PM
I couldn't even understand who has been spending my money 
#3286
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 08:11 PM
Jules?...Please talk to Amanda (privately)
I'll ask no more, none further but, please.
Love to all...
..icey
Sorry
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 08:51 PM
soft people
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 09:18 PM
soft people
What, as in fat? Or stoopid?
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Posted 10 April 2012 - 09:19 PM
I'm a bit podgy round the middle. What have I done to upset you?
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Posted 14 April 2012 - 10:23 AM
The Titanic. It was 100 years ago, get over it.
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Matt Lucas. Haven't been able to turn on the TV without encountering him for the last week or two. Fat, bald, unfunny knobhead.
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Posted 14 April 2012 - 10:53 AM
The Titanic. It was 100 years ago, get over it.
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Matt Lucas. Haven't been able to turn on the TV without encountering him for the last week or two. Fat, bald, unfunny knobhead.
In person he is a very nice guy. Agree though rather over exposed ATM.
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Posted 15 April 2012 - 07:32 PM
Web sites (particularly shopping ones) without a search facility. I mean, really?
PS Can we make make this thread a pinned one?
#3293
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Posted 15 April 2012 - 07:53 PM
The Titanic. It was 100 years ago, get over it.
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Matt Lucas. Haven't been able to turn on the TV without encountering him for the last week or two. Fat, bald, unfunny knobhead.
In person he is a very nice guy. Agree though rather over exposed ATM.
But the Titanic film,why watch that ?we all know the ending.
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Posted 15 April 2012 - 08:22 PM
soft as in cant deal with a minor problem in life without having to share it all over an forum looking for some sympathy from other soft people and many other types of soft people,it makes me wonder how some people get on in life
soft people
What, as in fat? Or stoopid?
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Posted 17 April 2012 - 11:09 PM
Flat-pack things which are missing a part, except it's the final part, and the company will only exchange the whole product - and the old item must be in its original box 
#3296
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 02:09 AM
Speed humps.
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 11:56 AM
I saw this picture the other day and thought of you Matt :The Titanic. It was 100 years ago, get over it.
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 12:00 PM
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 12:56 PM
Professor Brian Cox, to be honest seems a perfectly nice chap, but for some reason really REALLY gets on my tits.
I think it's his voice...he just has a naturally patronising tone.
Was thinking just the same thing. Great guy to watch but he is just so fopping
Professor Brian Cox, to be honest seems a perfectly nice chap, but for some reason really REALLY gets on my tits.
I think he's a LEGEND!!!!! Love Wonders of the solar system!! Bought the boxed set
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Posted 18 April 2012 - 01:18 PM
Auto wipers.
God they are bloody shit.
Talk about a downgrade.
I thought hey were crap on our 206 and put that down to it being a few years old and french.
Nope, brand new Golf and they are bloody awful, hateful, useless things.
Worse than that, there is no other intermittent option, its auto or you can piss off.
Here is how it goes:
Usually use wipers on constant, rain or spray starts to abait a little, switch to auto, wait...wait, right now would be a good time, wait a bit more, and suddenly, the fucking thing has caught on that it might be a good idea to get going, so goes into high speed mode.
for one wipe. and we play the game again, wait... etc etc. The Golf thinks its smart because it can do intermittent but also vary the speed, i'd say there were around 4 different speeds. you can vary the sensitivity but that just confuses it more and makes the world's shittest, useless, system even worse.
the othe great thing it does, is that sometimes, very very rarely, it goes into constant wipe, the same setting as one click further. this makes me forget that i'm in the stupid auto mode. Then something happens, i don't know what, maybe the system gets scared by a spider, or it sees a ghost, but with seemingly no change what so ever in the rain, it decides, it needs to go as fast as it can, so fast infact, that it is now wiping a pretty much dry screen.
The result is, that in 2012, in a £28k car, i'm having to do the same as in 1998 in my first car, a £450 MkII fiesta which didn't even have intermittent wipers. Yep, i DIY. press the lever down. wait a bit. press the level down. wait a bit.
Not so long ago, someone had a really bright idea, how about we give drivers ajustable time on their intermittent wiper. 1 second to 10 seconds. And it worked perfectly.
auto wipers, my number one for room 101.
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