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[LY_Scott]

I agree with above methods. This morning's monday fail...Monday following patching weekend, server services not responding...ping server, can't rdp to server....raise with windows server team....figure out you're trying to rdp to a Red Hat box....rdp to proper server, nowt wrong that I can't fix myself...grovel to windows team.

[The Batman]

Nhs

[Craig S]

By way of contract:

I have an HSBC account for which i didn't need a new profile.

HSBC business customer services couldn't be better in my experience.

Every account needs a profile and a business profile can not be used as a personal profile, that came from the head of business customer services.

Business account has not been great from day 1, the fact we were supposed to leave the bank with opened an accessable account that was the first fail as they could not get the key fobs registed as they were locked in the safe which they could not open. They closed our old account too early so direct debits got bounced and failed to photcopy my passport correctly so I had make a second trip to the bank.

Impressed I am not.

[KurtVerbose]

People who use metaphor.

[Craig S]

HSBC - now they can not find my title deeds, god give me strength. If they happened to record my first phone call they would know they are at my solicitors.

[Goosenka]

Certain people who work for London Media agencys who manage CPC campaigns. Talk sense you dick heads not fcuking riddles. You are full of sh** and no, you are not worth what we pay you.

[wanabee]

Bad day at the office CT?

[2deano5]

People who order an extract I sent them wrongly then complain the extract is wrong!. muppets!

[IAN 8-/]

Fcuking so called "Consultants" in Saudi who know Fcuk All and get paid sh** loads.............

[Goosenka]

Bad day at the office CT?

No usual day at the funny farm. HATE being in a marketing office with a bunch of air head dolly birds who spout sh** the entire day. Ask them a direct question and they are fcuked. Never known so many insecure people EVER.

My manner and demeanor goes no where. Bubbly attitude - go hump yourself.

[DarrylB]

Not being able to sleep and then waking up early to boot, it's very annoying.

[LY_Scott]

People who raise requests on Friday afternoon without thinking them through, then when they go wrong moan at me. Awesome....meeting at 1pm.

[Goosenka]

and another fcuking thing....an Executive Summary I asked for IS NOT a summary written by our Chief Executive. fcuking spastics

[ChrisS1]

People eating breakfast in the office. Get up 10 mins earlier and eat it at home you lazy fcuker.

[Mangham54]

People eating breakfast in the office.
Get up 10 mins earlier and eat it at home you lazy fcuker.

Sorry - but I disagree on that point Chris.

I eat my breakfast at work, but normally before anyone else arrives. Unfortunately I have to get up about an hour earlier than any of my colleagues at 6am. If I was to eat before I left the house I would need a dump half way to work. Now given that I spend approximately 50mins each morning on motorways with no service-station (or options to 'shed a load') then I have to eat once I get to work.

In fact I know from discussions with some of my colleagues - I am sometimes at my desk before they have even gotten out of bed.

[G-Bob]

People eating breakfast in the office.
Get up 10 mins earlier and eat it at home you lazy fcuker.

I'd annoy you!
Roll with square sausage at my desk.

[Goosenka]

it's an issue the whole 'eat don't eat then urge to dump thing' . Gave my Dad piles that dilemma

[LY_Scott]

I had porridge at my desk this morning. Don't have time/motivaton in the morning.Most other people here are doing the same...

[G-Bob]

Yup, I don't feel like breakfast when I get up. I feel starving when I get to the office though. We have a subsidised canteen that does breakfast rolls for 45p and a subsidised costa coffee too that charge £1.08 for any coffee. At todays prices I'd struggle to have breakfast at home for 45p.

[Craig S]

I have been known to eat all 3 meals at my desk but to be honest no one else here to be bothered about it expect the missus who sometimes eats in the office too .