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#3341 ChrisS1

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 12:06 PM


People eating breakfast in the office.
Get up 10 mins earlier and eat it at home you lazy fcuker.


Sorry - but I disagree on that point Chris.


I have no problem with that, i too get up before 6am and travel 50mins to work, it's specifically the woman in my office who lives 5min drive away, strolls in at 8.45, turns computer on, makes herself cereal and spends next 20mins reading the Daily Mail website stuffing her face.

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 12:09 PM



People eating breakfast in the office.
Get up 10 mins earlier and eat it at home you lazy fcuker.


Sorry - but I disagree on that point Chris.


I have no problem with that, i too get up before 6am and travel 50mins to work, it's specifically the woman in my office who lives 5min drive away, strolls in at 8.45, turns computer on, makes herself cereal and spends next 20mins reading the Daily Mail website stuffing her face.


We have a couple of them... And I think there is a link based on the 'newspaper' of choice.

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 02:44 PM

Clarty bastards who p*ss on toilet seats. What the actual fcuk? Lift the fcuking seat?! What are these people's houses like?

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 07:39 PM

it's specifically the woman in my office who lives 5min drive away, strolls in at 8.45, turns computer on, makes herself cereal and spends next 20mins reading the Daily Mail website stuffing her face.

Actually with you on that particular form of in-office breakfast eating. I used to sit next to a guy who did just that - every day, he arrived late - breakfast in hand - and would spend the next half an hour stuffing his face and surfing the web

Not being able to get onto .org when I need to vent in this thread

Having perfect TV signal in the middle of nowhere, yet back in London - sometimes it's so bad, my television can't pick up a single channel. Last night, I had four (channels) - it was like being in the 90s again. Oh no wait, even though there were only four channels back then - there were decent programmes aplenty

Google. It's now sh**. 99% of its search results are fcuking blogs, showing me results of what I'm looking for - but that some blogger in Seattle got in their local car-boot, or that they liked and it sold out five years ago, or that the blogger got free but that actually costs one meeeeeelion dollars. And what's with this googleleads breadcrumb business, which results in endless back-button-hitting

fcuking blogs. 99% of the internet must be blogs. Point? So, today you wore an Alexander McQueen dress with a bright pink lipstick from YSL; or you decorated your wall with a paint called 'Angry Jellyfish'; or you like this pair of shoes from Louboutin. WHO CARES

The woman downstairs who keeps ringing me about nonsense. Should have listened to my gut instinct not to give her my number. Always listen to your gut people: always

Human Resources/in-house recruitment teams

Right, back to unpacking

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 08:56 PM

fcuking blogs. 99% of the internet must be blogs. Point? So, today you wore an Alexander McQueen dress with a bright pink lipstick from YSL; or you decorated your wall with a paint called 'Angry Jellyfish'; or you like this pair of shoes from Louboutin. WHO CARES


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Posted 24 April 2012 - 10:05 PM

Falling asleep on the sofa for 30 mins, only to goto bed and not be sleepy grrrrr

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 07:48 AM

Donald fcuking Trump Prick of the highest order. Giving evidence to the Scottish economy committee down at the Parliament today. I hope they rip him a new arse. I also hope several things are pelted at him outside. I may go down and throw something over the ***** myself. Go home.

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 07:56 AM

^ That (well, some of it :D ), but applied to the - in my opinion only M'Lord blah - scheming, slippery Murdochs giving evidence at the Leveson enquiry (thought we'd seen the last of them after the Committees) When will 'phone hacking, and all of it's tedious accoutrements, just. go. away

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:03 AM

Show your support:

http://www.trippinguptrump.com/

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 12:46 PM

Donald Trump

Mr Trump said he supported renewable developments like wave and tidal power, but said the use of wind farms was "one of the most serious problems Scotland will have or has had".


Not World Wars then Mr Trump? The Highland Clearances? Darien? The currect economic crisis?

The arrogance of this man is unbeleivable. If he fired his objection straight at the wind farm off the coast off his new development and did it discretely it have probably been dealt with and sorted out by now. His resort opens in July btw.

Marketing ;)

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:31 PM

Sleeping in a woodblock last night in the most horrible weather ive had the pleasure of sleepig in. Nothing stayed dry and no sleep was had. Gonna sleep well tonight i thinks

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 08:48 PM

Donald Trump


Mr Trump said he supported renewable developments like wave and tidal power, but said the use of wind farms was "one of the most serious problems Scotland will have or has had".


Not World Wars then Mr Trump? The Highland Clearances? Darien? The currect economic crisis?

The arrogance of this man is unbeleivable. If he fired his objection straight at the wind farm off the coast off his new development and did it discretely it have probably been dealt with and sorted out by now. His resort opens in July btw.

Marketing ;)


I'm not sure I get what you're pissed of with TBH

Trump makes a massive investment and doesn't want a noisy windfarm on his doorstep

or, as is more usual

A wind farm blighting the countryside?

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:29 PM

You need to look into the story more

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:35 PM

You need to look into the story more


OK.

Just skimmed the link you posted

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 09:56 PM

Only just found this thread,where do I start! Cameron. Osborne. People who won't wait for you to do a 3 point turn or pull into drive and zoom around you like they are evading baddies. Everything about the apprentice and the attitude of those on it. Blue sky b0!!0cks. Bankers. If I were incompetent at my job I'd be sacked. End of! MPs. All sorts of wrong doings are sometimes proven and all that happens is they allow them to resign. Mark Hughes as he is always to bitter and has a huge chip on his shoulder. Oh, and Sara Cox.

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Posted 25 April 2012 - 10:03 PM

Nope, I'm still not getting that at all. 99% of people I come across moan about CPO's because they are CPO's...ie compulsory, nobody likes that Yet you seem to be pissed off because Trump is moaning about a CPO...so are you pissed at him or are you in the 1% that disagree with him? Or pissed off because he's built a fcuk off hotel and golf course on the side of it....and then he moans about a CPO that affects his hotel?

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 04:11 AM

The fact that tescos don't sell hot cooked chickens at this time... That gets on my tits!!!

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 10:05 AM


Donald Trump


Mr Trump said he supported renewable developments like wave and tidal power, but said the use of wind farms was "one of the most serious problems Scotland will have or has had".


Not World Wars then Mr Trump? The Highland Clearances? Darien? The currect economic crisis?

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I'm not sure I get what you're pissed of with TBH

Trump makes a massive investment and doesn't want a noisy windfarm on his doorstep

or, as is more usual

A wind farm blighting the countryside?


Are modern wind turbines noisy? On a school trip in 1994/5 we went and measured the 'noise' of a wind farm in Cornwall.... Right under the fcuking things :lol: and the wind + local road were the biggest noises.... The turbines made next to no nose. They do look shite though.

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 11:43 AM

Oh, and Sara Cox.

Ohhhh :yeahthat:

Wind turbines are a complete eyesore - hate the things

I don't think we can be in recession, because most small businesses don't return my emails/calls. I'm so fed up of having to chase people to give them my money :angry2:

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 12:45 PM

Nope,

I'm still not getting that at all.

99% of people I come across moan about CPO's because they are CPO's...ie compulsory, nobody likes that

Yet you seem to be pissed off because Trump is moaning about a CPO...so are you pissed at him or are you in the 1% that disagree with him?

Or pissed off because he's built a fcuk off hotel and golf course on the side of it....and then he moans about a CPO that affects his hotel?


1%?

The wind farm is offshore btw

My problem is his ego and language. He can go through planning process to oppose the turbines near his site

Instead he is throwing insults at current and previous first ministers and trying to dictate to elected officials on a country's energy policy. Not using diplomatic, fact based evidence or pleasant language but by shouting loudly and spending obscene money on lawyers

He is a vile human being.




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