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#3361 jules_s

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Posted 26 April 2012 - 10:34 PM

He is a vile human being.


I wouldn't go quite that far....he's very successfull and plays the game very well. That makes him savvy, the vile ones are those who make the rules he plays so well ;)

Anyway BOT.

I'm about this >< far from sending a hit man (joking) to Autodesk about their fcuking 'ribbon'

Some chump of a software designer seems to think they know best, and when they concede they are wrong, bury the solutions so deep in the interface that nigh on nobody can find it.

What's worse is that the download re-sets lots of crap so you have to re-set the cui and force you to re learn their bloody 'ideas'

Fucksockwits :(

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 12:16 PM

The fcuking coverage of phone hacking :beat: The Murdochs are a bunch of cnuts. Yep got that. NOW SHUT THE fcuk UP AND COVER SOMETHING INTERESTING!!!!

#3363 fiveoclock

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 12:31 PM

A bus driver steers his bus towards me when I'm in my van using it to intimidate, its on cctv, I get out of the van to educate him regarding what a fcuking w*nker he is and I get an £80 fixed penalty for section 5 public order offence. Someone keys the side of my car causing £2700 worth of damage to it and £1500 worth of damage to a Mercedes behind that he also keyed, I catch him and he gets a £100 fine. I'm fcuking pissed off!!!

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Posted 01 May 2012 - 12:34 PM

A bus driver steers his bus towards me when I'm in my van using it to intimidate, its on cctv, I get out of the van to educate him regarding what a fcuking w*nker he is and I get an £80 fixed penalty for section 5 public order offence.

Someone keys the side of my car causing £2700 worth of damage to it and £1500 worth of damage to a Mercedes behind that he also keyed, I catch him and he gets a £100 fine.

I'm fcuking pissed off!!!


Welcome to England eh......pathetic

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 09:17 PM

The phrase "what's the least you'll take". Why the fcuk would I tell you. Then they get the hump when you ask them in reply "whats the most you'll offer"!! :beat: :beat:

Edited by fiveoclock, 02 May 2012 - 09:17 PM.


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Posted 02 May 2012 - 09:30 PM

:yeahthat:

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 09:37 PM

The McCann roadshow; there's something so distasteful, corporate, and slick about it. They even had their 'Spokeman' on Five News the other day. Who are they, Madonna? They couldn't appear on the news themselves, to talk about their own daughter?

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 09:54 PM

A bus driver steers his bus towards me when I'm in my van using it to intimidate, its on cctv, I get out of the van to educate him regarding what a fcuking w*nker he is and I get an £80 fixed penalty for section 5 public order offence.

Someone keys the side of my car causing £2700 worth of damage to it and £1500 worth of damage to a Mercedes behind that he also keyed, I catch him and he gets a £100 fine.

I'm fcuking pissed off!!!


The law in this country is unbelievably bad.Some of the judges live on a different planet to everyone else,so out of touch with "normal" folk its unreal.

I bet you are pissed off,who wouldn't be.

If I was in charge i would let you kick seven bells out of the bastard that keyed your car,No on second thoughts may be i would just tell him he was a bad lad and you misunderstand him :lol:

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 10:03 PM

go after the little sh** in the civil courts.. perhaps if the parents get hit in the wallet for their feral offsprings behavior they might act to discipline it.

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 10:15 PM

go after the little sh** in the civil courts..

perhaps if the parents get hit in the wallet for their feral offsprings behavior they might act to discipline it.


He was 44 years old!!

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Posted 02 May 2012 - 10:59 PM

A bus driver steers his bus towards me when I'm in my van using it to intimidate, its on cctv, I get out of the van to educate him regarding what a fcuking w*nker he is and I get an £80 fixed penalty for section 5 public order offence.

Someone keys the side of my car causing £2700 worth of damage to it and £1500 worth of damage to a Mercedes behind that he also keyed, I catch him and he gets a £100 fine.

I'm fcuking pissed off!!!


Utter disgrace

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 12:05 AM

East Coast Rail Loyalty Scheme, yes of course there are no loyalty point paid first class tickets between York and London Kings Cross over the next 90 days at any time of the day even though it isn't possible to buy them 91 days early, of course your loyalty point web scheme is working correctly and and I must have been too late in booking them..

#3373 G-Bob

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 07:48 AM

East Coast Rail Loyalty Scheme, yes of course there are no loyalty point paid first class tickets between York and London Kings Cross over the next 90 days at any time of the day even though it isn't possible to buy them 91 days early, of course your loyalty point web scheme is working correctly and and I must have been too late in booking them..

How can you be too late booking something 90days away on something that can't be booked less than 90days away? :huh:

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 08:13 AM

You can book between now and 90 days, my point is even if I attempt to get a ticket at the maximum 90 day period on the first day it is possible to acquire it, there isn't one - I do not believe every single ticket has been purchased by someone that got up earlier than me.. ergo the system is buggered.

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 08:22 AM

Do you really not believe that there were a 1,000 customers waiting around at 00:01 this morning waiting to book all of the available Loyalty seats? Surely not. :P

ergo the system is buggered.


Ergo the system is fine and the seats just don't exit.

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 08:30 AM

Prior to the East Coast point system 'upgrade', there were zero fare tickets available every day of the 90 days, post upgrade, number of tickets = 0.

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 08:31 AM

This is reminding me of the pointless conversations I've had with numerous EC web support people.. stop it or my next post will be simply "Techieboy" :P

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 10:07 AM

Arrogant sanctimonious twats.

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 05:26 PM

Nobody wants my money/knows how to run a business. I'm very sorry none of you can be arsed with my oh-so-irrelevant requests/to travel to a location which is only marginally outside the area you say you cover/to travel to a location which is only marginally outside the area you say you cover, unless I spend mega-spondoolies. Ever heard of winning repeat business/customer loyalty/recommendations by doing a good job on something smaller first? Go to business acumen evening classes, you greedy, small-minded spacktards A smug Ed Milliband. A smug Ed Millband, whose smugness is so childish, dignityless [sic] and undeserved. Religion next, anyone?

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Posted 04 May 2012 - 05:29 PM

Nobody wants my money/knows how to run a business. I'm very sorry none of you can be arsed with my oh-so-irrelevant requests/to travel to a location which is only marginally outside the area you say you cover/to travel to a location which is only marginally outside the area you say you cover, unless I spend mega-spondoolies. Ever heard of winning repeat business/customer loyalty/recommendations by doing a good job on something smaller first? Go to business acumen evening classes, you greedy, small-minded spacktards

A smug Ed Milliband. A smug Ed Millband, whose smugness is so childish, dignityless [sic] and undeserved. Religion next, anyone?


I like the word spacktard.




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