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[darronwall]

Well, frankly, I am still not persuaded away from the notion that they did it either. And yes, I also agree that they were *intensely* stupid to leave their children alone

Ok, so I added it to make myself feel better about slagging them off, in case it emerges that they're telling the truth!

it wont

[Yellow_or_black?]

Whilst we're at it - the Argentinian Prime Minister

[Yellow_or_black?]

Dog acts on Britain's Got Talent; and child singers - what's the point of them? #pushymothersRUs

[Yellow_or_black?]

Oh, and the *utter* drivel that football reporters come out with, to create a story out of a score. But, really, I've never heard anything as bad as 'You can't keep an old Drogba down'. You should be sacked for that

[fiveoclock]

Dog acts on Britain's Got Talent; and child singers - what's the point of them? #pushymothersRUs

The Dalek man was the funniest thing I've seen for ages.............................................yes, I am easily amused.

Edited by fiveoclock, 05 May 2012 - 09:42 PM.

[Yellow_or_black?]

I didn't think you were that simple, Mark I can't believe they put through bacofoil man, and talentless Latino woman - but not the female impressionist, who - I thought - was good Jonathon has to win really

[fiveoclock]

I didn't think you were that simple, Mark

Cant explain it, it just tickled me Who said variety is dead

[yaaan]

The wife!

[Goosenka]

Someone at home listening to Spotify whilst I am at work and I can't use it

[ChrisS1]

'hash tag'

[TheRealVXed]

Someone at home listening to Spotify whilst I am at work and I can't use it

Listening to Spotify at work

[Goosenka]

Someone at home listening to Spotify whilst I am at work and I can't use it

Listening to Spotify at work

Always mate...only thing that keeps me going. Better than having to listening to the sloany twats in my office talk about who they went out with last night...namely 'Biffers', 'Willsy' blah blah you get the drift.

Something else which pisses me off is that a certain young woman has come back off holiday in Thailand today and starts plastering on something called 'Toasted marshmallow' body cream. It absolutely stinks to high heaven.....

[TheRealVXed]

Try licking her..... Maybe it tastes better? I hate people who describe products as their "bread and butter" or "vanilla". Are we talking like Walls Vanilla ice cream? Or Green and Blacks? Because Green and Blacks has pods and all sorts in it!

[Yellow_or_black?]

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[Yellow_or_black?]

And again, the woman in the flat downstairs. I've only been here a matter of weeks, and she is making my life a real fcuking misery over absolute nothings [sic], because she's an old spinster with nothing better to do/think about (isn't it supposed to be the young people who p*ss the oldies off, not the other way around?). I'm a nervous wreck I've held my mouth until now; don't *ever* ring me or talk to me again, else I won't be responsible for the ensuing outburst

[Yellow_or_black?]

Oh, and turning up for an appointment on the wrong day - after having forked out for a cab, because the tube's were having a spasm I've never done that in my life; I swear the woman downstairs is sapping all my mental and emotional energy

[MellowYellow]

And again, the woman in the flat downstairs. I've only been here a matter of weeks, and she is making my life a real fcuking misery over absolute nothings [sic], because she's an old spinster with nothing better to do/think about (isn't it supposed to be the young people who p*ss the oldies off, not the other way around?). I'm a nervous wreck I've held my mouth until now; don't *ever* ring me or talk to me again, else I won't be responsible for the ensuing outburst

I lived above a 94 year old lady that complained about absolutely everything I did, to the extent that it was my fault when almost all the bulbs (5 out of 6) in both her light fittings (living room) had gone because, and I quote "all the stomping around I did upstairs". My monthly task was to replace the bloody things as and when she collared me as I went past her front door, turns out the lights were on for at least 8 hours a day so that she didn't have to get up and turn them on when it went dark (because she may fall over if it went dark and she didn't notice!!), go figure that they didn't last forever, stupid old bint.
I lived alone but I was living in fear (that I would loose my rag and just tell her to f**k off), the slightest excuse and she would be up knocking on the door even when the noise was obviously thunder or someone shutting a door somewhere else in the block. Best days work I ever did when I sold that flat, never ever buy another for this reason alone.

[Yellow_or_black?]

I'm glad someone else understands It really is miserable, isn't it? This is such a lovely flat, and I really thought I'd be happy here. Your situation sounded horrible; how long were you there for? Aside from respect/conscience blah, I can't say anything because my cat has to use her land (I didn't know she owned it, until after I moved in); so I'm scared what she'll do to my cat (I've already seen her shooing a neighbour's cat out of the garden, and my cat is really timid and gets scared easily), or that she'll say that my cat can't come out anymore. So I have to keep it bottled up

Edited by Yellow_or_black?, 08 May 2012 - 06:47 PM.

[henjb]

Caravans! Fu&£ing caravans. Came back from Wales yesterday and was stuck in about a que of 250 cars (no exaggeration ) what could you see right at the front.... Some twat with a caravan. On this stretch of road there's a lay by every half a mile! What a complete tosser

[-Dab-of-Oppo-]

The current trend of having t-shirts, bags etc with various unfunny twists of the old slogan 'Keep Calm and Carry On' printed on them. It was sh!t the first time round and aint no better now.