Kate and Gerry mc fcuking cann,,dirty horrible bastards the pair of em
What Gets On Your Tits?
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willow
, Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM
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Posted 17 May 2012 - 08:00 PM
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Posted 20 May 2012 - 05:29 PM
Chelsea supporters wearing Chelsea shirts everyfuckingwhere I've been today. I dont know why but a Chelsea shirt lends itself to chavness more than any other football shirt.
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Posted 20 May 2012 - 05:58 PM
I dont know why but a Chelsea shirt lends itself to chavness more than any other football shirt.
Millwall?
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Posted 20 May 2012 - 05:59 PM
High maintenance women.
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Posted 20 May 2012 - 06:00 PM
I dont know why but a Chelsea shirt lends itself to chavness more than any other football shirt.
Millwall?
Strangely not
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Posted 20 May 2012 - 06:29 PM
When your scrotum sticks to your leg.
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Posted 23 May 2012 - 11:38 AM
People with annoying ringtones that are really loud....then insist on staring at their ringing phone and say "I wonder who that is, I don't recongnise the number..?"
ANSWER THE PHONE AND YOU'LL FIND OUT WHO IT IS YOU CHUFFING NITWIT! and change that poxy ringtone
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Posted 23 May 2012 - 05:39 PM
Scumbag trailer trash mothers who shout at the top of their voices on the bus to their 3 or 4 year old son (who, as far as I could tell, was behaving OK (and I detest children in public)):
"Oi, what the fcuk are you doing? Get off the floor, sit down and shut up".
Women (and I use that term loosely) like that ought to be banned from procreating.
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Posted 23 May 2012 - 05:41 PM
Scumbag trailer trash mothers who shout at the top of their voices on the bus to their 3 or 4 year old son (who, as far as I could tell, was behaving OK (and I detest children in public)):
"Oi, what the fcuk are you doing? Get off the floor, sit down and shut up".
Women (and I use that term loosely) like that ought to be banned from procreating.
I once heard a "woman" in the street call her probably 6 year old daughter a cnut, mind you it was in Sutton
Edited by fiveoclock, 23 May 2012 - 05:42 PM.
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Posted 23 May 2012 - 07:39 PM
Suttons vile BTW
I hate the underground two hours do to a twentyinute journey. Utter c. U. N. t. S
Edit - sorry I'm pissed 
Edited by Goosenka, 23 May 2012 - 07:42 PM.
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Posted 25 May 2012 - 03:50 PM
Thieving scumbag doodahs.
Went for a meal last night and it was £40, i only had £15 in cash on me and the lad with me had £10. So i put it on my card and he gave me £20 when he had been to a cash point.
At some point between me leaving my room this morning and putting my jeans on at around 1pm something has happened as theres is now only the 70p in my pocket that i had there. fcuking fuming
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Posted 25 May 2012 - 09:20 PM
sky dish is broken, was working last night, ordered all new cables which arrived today but getting nothing from the lnb
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Posted 25 May 2012 - 11:26 PM
The fact that i think ive broken my wrist but cant get it check because ill get kicked off my course.
Wrapping the exhaust was rather painfull this evening :/
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Posted 26 May 2012 - 12:04 AM
What course Mark? you still on juniors or whatever you doing.. And when you back off to sunny bordon? 
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Posted 26 May 2012 - 12:07 AM
Yeah still on the JCC, just finished week 4 haha. Off to Sennybridge for the week at 8am on Sunday!
Start of July i should be there :/
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Posted 26 May 2012 - 12:17 AM
If it makes it any easier i'm off up to altcar sunday night. 2 days on ranges. I'm there as armourer cover. So 2 days sunbathing here i come.. Sennybridge. mate i'd like to say weather will be good but we all know no matter what time of the year it's going to be raining there haha.
Back on topic. What gets on my tits is not having the vx for weather like this 
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Posted 26 May 2012 - 08:59 AM
you still on juniors or whatever you doing..
That sounds so inapproprtiate.
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Posted 26 May 2012 - 09:03 PM
Quite a few things tonight -
1) Damian ego w a n k e r Hirst
2) the fact my dog eats better and more consistently than I do
Edited by Goosenka, 26 May 2012 - 09:04 PM.
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Posted 26 May 2012 - 09:12 PM
Quite a few things tonight -
1) Damian ego w a n k e r Hirst
Saw one of his 'works' in the Saachi gallery on Friday. A white piece of paper 1.5m square with coloured dots on it. Price? 30 grand. I'm obviously completely ignorant and missing some deep hidden meaning otherwise the guy would just be a talentless twat wouldn't he?
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Posted 26 May 2012 - 09:14 PM
Quite a few things tonight -
1) Damian ego w a n k e r Hirst
Saw one of his 'works' in the Saachi gallery on Friday. A white piece of paper 1.5m square with coloured dots on it. Price? 30 grand. I'm obviously completely ignorant and missing some deep hidden meaning otherwise the guy would just be a talentless twat wouldn't he?
2.5 hours of my life gone for ever.
The things I saw there tonight were utter spunk dribble. The meaning people give his work astounds me. Utter shite.
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