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[fiveoclock]

1) Damian ego w a n k e r Hirst

I went to a Lotus specialist today to get an exhaust system for the S1 and the bloke there said Damien Hirst brings his car in to them and that he was a complete cnut

Edited by fiveoclock, 26 May 2012 - 10:24 PM.

[Silent Steve]

That girl from those girly vampire-films that my wife has taken to watching (R-Patz is lovely, apprently).

She should cheer up. The miserable bitch.

<The girl in the film. Not the wife*>


*I am writing this in case she ever finds this page. Sorry dear.

[slindborg]

Italians in their neverending quest to operate at 'lunch' speed.... FFS do some work, I know I'm here for a week but I'd like a day off to goto the Lamdo factory!

[siztenboots]

satellite F connectors , utter shite way to join coax

[2deano5]

The M25

[Claws]

People that get all flustered when that red light that they have been sitting at for 2 whole minutes suddenly and unexpectedly changes to green!

[slindborg]

Earthquakes/Tremors.... Just fcuk off you fcuking twunts. The ground isn't supposed to move about like that!!!!!!!

[techieboy]

Earthquakes/Tremors.... Just fcuk off you fcuking twunts.

The ground isn't supposed to move about like that!!!!!!!

Ouch. Bit alarming, was it? I see a certain red themed factory in Maranello has called it a day and everyone has buggered off home.

[slindborg]

At first the ground moved a little (like in a multi story carpark, and I assumed as its a factory they were moving something heavy), then it was like I was stood on a tray and someone was swirling it around. We all legged it outside, and I then realised what had happened and nearly pooed It happened about 3 hours ago and I are still twitchy/restless/sitting in a Huayra with the engine running aimed at the door

[techieboy]

sitting in a Huayra with the engine running aimed at the door

Got launch control enabled as well, for the full monty speedy getaway?

[slindborg]

And literally moments after posting that the ground moves again..... Going to move the car outside and keep it running

[techieboy]

[CocoPops]

I actually want to experience an earthquake. You know, without injuries etc, just to see what it's like.

[siztenboots]

so this was a side to side, rather than up & down

[Goosenka]

I actually want to experience an earthquake.

You know, without injuries etc, just to see what it's like.

Didn't Universal Film Studies or one of the Mickey Mouse parks in the States have an Earthquake simulator?

[slindborg]

I actually want to experience an earthquake.

You know, without injuries etc, just to see what it's like.

No, NO you don't I can happily be on a boat or plane being chucked about, I can use my laptop doing calibration while being thrown round a track in a car but this is the first time I've ever felt motion sickness etc, plus having to leg it out of a building to make sure it won't kill you etc isn't nice
Then standing outside having everything wobble is massive disorientating too.

so this was a side to side, rather than up & down

Very much side to side.

[CocoPops]

@Goose : Not really the same is it

[Mangham54]

I actually want to experience an earthquake.

You know, without injuries etc, just to see what it's like.

No, NO you don't I can happily be on a boat or plane being chucked about, I can use my laptop doing calibration while being thrown round a track in a car but this is the first time I've ever felt motion sickness etc, plus having to leg it out of a building to make sure it won't kill you etc isn't nice
Then standing outside having everything wobble is massive disorientating too.

so this was a side to side, rather than up & down

Very much side to side.

I experienced a light earthquake in Cyprus the night before the Solar Eclipse - I can confirm it is a properly fcuked up experience!

It was on 'the list' along with seeing a Volcano erupt and experiencing a Tornado.

But I can honestly say I really wouldn't fancy experiencing a big 'quake!

[Bargi]

People who don't use their indicators, it's not that hard to do

Edited by Bargi, 29 May 2012 - 05:10 PM.

[luke.]

People who say, Well clarkson says... Now thinking they are subject matter expert because they take his word for gospel!!!