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[GeorgeBC]

Suddenly makes tyre threads look appealing.

Do you want me to start a "My tyres are better than your tyres" thread?

Ive not got anyone blocked but i may start

[G-Bob]

Suddenly makes tyre threads look appealing.

Do you want me to start a "My tyres are better than your tyres" thread?

Ive not got anyone blocked but i may start

I'll follow it up with some sort of thread for the polishers!

[LY_Scott]

fixing automated dialler data after a fknut can't use a simple process. thanks.

[The Fat Man]

Horse owners, who can't leave their horses in the fields where they are happiest! They seem to be forever lugging them around the countryside after their 4 x 4's in second gear. It wouldn't be so bad but these horseboxes are like a becon to all the others who wish to drive along at half the posted limits in convoy, rendering them impassable.

[simonvx220]

Goverment. And back markers.and people who dont fcuken pay you wen youve done the job they asked you to do.such is life.

[LY_Scott]

People who do work on a request without taking ownership of it first. Leaving me to do the wtf? this is fine? maybe im missing something etc..Yes..yes you are Scott. Because someone else has taken it and done it. I now feel a tit and the customer thinks we're amateur. Thanks...you sir are a star

[Sammy]

Cisco releasing a 'minor' update to their firewalls with a major rework of how a important section works, but it's OK because they provide an update process that does a half arsed job so you have to rewrite half your configuration on the fly while you also learn how it actually works. Result = 15 hour day yesterday plus stressful day today.

[techieboy]

Best thing we ever did was dump our PIX firewalls. The Devil's very own spawn.

[Harry Hornet]

Cisco releasing a 'minor' update to their firewalls with a major rework of how a important section works, but it's OK because they provide an update process that does a half arsed job so you have to rewrite half your configuration on the fly while you also learn how it actually works.

Result = 1
5 hour day yesterday plus stressful day today.

So its your fault that Natwest is down !!

[LY_Scott]

Best thing we ever did was dump our PIX firewalls. The Devil's very own spawn.

Did you replace them with ASA's?

[Sammy]

I like PIX and ASA 8.2 Not so keen on 8.4 at the moment!

[Zoobeef]

When I don't understand a conversation I'm reading

[Zoobeef]

Lorries on the M42 using my fcuking lane when they aren't aloud. doodahs

[KurtVerbose]

Sitting at the airport waiting for your late plane. Why do people queue to get on? Why don't you sit down and wait for the queue to finish? People desparate to get on the plane even though they have an allocated seat.

[Mangham54]

Sitting at the airport waiting for your late plane.

Why do people queue to get on? Why don't you sit down and wait for the queue to finish?

People desparate to get on the plane even though they have an allocated seat.

Because "the sooner you get on the airplane the sooner the holiday starts"

You know that is what goes through some peoples heads, as the queue for the return flight is always smaller - even though the plane is typically cleaner and cooler

[turbobob]

You may have an allocated seat but you can almost guarantee that if you're last on you ain't gonna get any overhead locker space. Don't get me wrong I'm not the first on, but I don't want to be last on either.

[NickA]

People that save themselves the trouble of waiting for their baggage on the carousel by taking 4 carry ons and using up a locker meant for 4 seats.. though I did have a hamlet moment when I removed two of them and plonked them on the owners lap (guy), put my bag in and then sat down.. I can be a bit intimidating when I'm pissed off and wearing a suit

[jules_s]

£200 quote for a service on the Pug....booked it in anyway And conversely, when I actually realised what I got for the £200 I'm pretty fcuking chuffed...they even threw a bucket of water over it

[ghand]

That f in stupid design of an oil filter on the na . Oh i will just change the oil filter thats all of 5 mins So the fcuking lot comes off and when i put it back it pisses oil out and fills the under tray with a pint of oil Take it off to find the lower oil ring creased. Which stupid tosser thought that was a good design.get me his name and I will rip his head off the jolly nice chap So tap tap with the hammer and its flat ish again and seals ok but will need a new one A cartridge filter ,oh no this abortion is much better.

[Sutol]

k unting DVLA site down, so can't tax my car and now won't be able to take it to Brands for a meet