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[AliM]

Hi Judderman,
Do you have any .NET coding experience? If so, I have 2lb of frozen peas waiting for you, hours at 8am-6pm, no lunch break (well you can, but it involves you picking up mine from the sandwich shop), next week it's 4.5year old frozen brocoli I found in the back of the freezer.. I won't spoil the surprise but the week after could be slightly soft parsnips, potatoes with no less than 8 roots growing out of each or some apples - when can you start?

[siztenboots]

pats wise investment in allotment , jobs a carrot

[turbobob]

fcuking dumb w4nk fuckers at wanky virgin! Their jonny foreigner call centre is appalling. I spoke to someone, who faffed on my pc for 15 minutes changing settings, couldn't sort it, muttered something in jonny foreign about having to refer me, on hold for 10 minutes back at the start of the jonny foreign adventure. Explained to him what had happened and he eventually said something about going through to level 2 tech support. Still on hold 53 minutes in, and this repeating hold music is drivving me over the edge!!!!!!!!!11111111

[turbobob]

Great. I gave up with the I've got a fault line and called the I want to leave line. He's just put me on hold and I'm now listening to PJ & Duncan .................. I'm serisouly teetering ...............

[Craig S]

Another one bites the dust would be a better tune

[turbobob]

They bloody well would do if I could get hold of them

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

adverts on youtube.. fcuk OFF

[spuk87]

adverts on youtube.. fcuk OFF

If you use chrome get AdBlock Plus. Never see them again

[rob999]

Those 40s esque ecard things that everyone keeps reposting on fb. Enough already.

Edited by rob999, 18 July 2012 - 07:47 AM.

[Mike (Cliffie)]

Commuting

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

adverts on youtube.. fcuk OFF

If you use chrome get AdBlock Plus. Never see them again

even the ones before the vids?

adds down the side or bottom IDK about but its the 5 second clip that runs before watching what I want to watch that grinds me

[Judderman]

toilet seats that wont stay up

[NickA]

Toilet seats that look like they'll stay open, and then spring close mid flow.. what do you do? let go and hold the seat? accept the collateral damage and aim where the hole last was? Try and stop the flow and risk a week of pain whilst the valves repair under the emergency stop?.. Somehow it makes me feel more comfortable when people have tiles on their bathroom floor and not shag pile.

[LY_Scott]

People who p*ss on toilet seats. There are no urinals in the toilets on this floor so it's a cubicals job. IT professionals I doubt anyone earns under 30k but they don't know how to lift the seat before having a p*ss. WTF is that all about? Cretins the lot of them.

[Goosenka]

Office colleagues who try and make me feel guilty for not going on an office run at lunch. fcuk right off. It won't work. I couldn't give a sh*t.

[rob999]

Chiefs.

[J4EY D]

Sorry to hear that Rob. What's the situation at the moment?

[Darcini]

Tap dancing, show tunes and anything, absolutely anything expressed in the medium of dance.

[VXR]

Tap dancing, show tunes and anything, absolutely anything expressed in the medium of dance.

Even worst......Bruce Forsyth with tap dancing shoes!!!!

[spuk87]

The fact that no other forum I go in is anywhere near as helpful as this one! Fiatforum is shocking!