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#3681 VXR

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Posted 23 July 2012 - 08:01 PM

The fact that no other forum I go in is anywhere near as helpful as this one! Fiatforum is shocking!


FIAT's are shocking full stop!!!
Lol

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#3682 Goosenka

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 11:18 AM

Usually for me a lot today - Olympic security who are utter shitwits Olympics in general Wasps Small children on the bus who don't shut the fcuk up Adults on the bus who don't shut the fcuk up Spanish women talking on their phone on the bus. You sound like a man and you look like one. Scorchio sh*t wit Work and all that is related to it Loosing my lighter People who smell mouldy. Wash your fekking clothes soap dodging tramps False people My boss. Unqualified and inexperienced corporate shagger. You don't like it when I put you on the spot do you. Realise how little you really know eh. Sorry I embarrassed you but frankly I could not care two hoots.

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 11:29 AM

The fact that no other forum I go in is anywhere near as helpful as this one! Fiatforum is shocking!


FIAT's are shocking full stop!!!
Lol


I had a discussion once with a guy who took a (clearly jealous) dislike to the VX. Why would you buy a car like that? How long does it take to put the roof on (30 secs pal) etc. we all know the questions... I asked him "What car do you drive like?" With a straight face and slightly over confidently he answered "A Tipo".

I sighed, shook my head and cried for all humanity.

Some people are just jealous dicks. Its the way it is. They continue in this vein because it is illegal to stab them in the eye.

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 11:39 AM


The fact that no other forum I go in is anywhere near as helpful as this one! Fiatforum is shocking!


FIAT's are shocking full stop!!!
Lol


I had a discussion once with a guy who took a (clearly jealous) dislike to the VX. Why would you buy a car like that? How long does it take to put the roof on (30 secs pal) etc. we all know the questions... I asked him "What car do you drive like?" With a straight face and slightly over confidently he answered "A Tipo".

I sighed, shook my head and cried for all humanity.

Some people are just jealous dicks. Its the way it is. They continue in this vein because it is illegal to stab them in the eye.

:lol:

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 11:47 AM

Usually for me a lot today -

Olympic security who are utter shitwits

Olympics in general

Wasps

Small children on the bus who don't shut the fcuk up

Adults on the bus who don't shut the fcuk up

Spanish women talking on their phone on the bus. You sound like a man and you look like one. Scorchio sh*t wit

Work and all that is related to it

Loosing my lighter

People who smell mouldy. Wash your fekking clothes soap dodging tramps

False people

My boss. Unqualified and inexperienced corporate shagger. You don't like it when I put you on the spot do you. Realise how little you really know eh. Sorry I embarrassed you but frankly I could not care two hoots.

Are you slindborg in disguise? :lol:

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 11:47 AM



The fact that no other forum I go in is anywhere near as helpful as this one! Fiatforum is shocking!


FIAT's are shocking full stop!!!
Lol


I had a discussion once with a guy who took a (clearly jealous) dislike to the VX. Why would you buy a car like that? How long does it take to put the roof on (30 secs pal) etc. we all know the questions... I asked him "What car do you drive like?" With a straight face and slightly over confidently he answered "A Tipo".

I sighed, shook my head and cried for all humanity.

Some people are just jealous dicks. Its the way it is. They continue in this vein because it is illegal to stab them in the eye.

:lol:

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 04:01 PM

OAP's that are given a hi vis vest,pen and paper and a speed radar gun!!! And why do you never see them out in the rain???why do they only come out of there warden controlled granny flats when the suns shining?!?!?

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 04:14 PM

People who think they are going to get an answer that isn't "NO" if they escalate things. You can go all the way up the tree and back down but the answer to them will still be the same...... "NO"

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 09:05 PM

Fecking oil all over the block paving from the stupid excuse for a well designed oil filter housing again. Get me the name and phone number of the tosser who designed that load of sh*t. :lol:

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 09:09 PM

Americans. Never have them as part of your quiz team in the pub. They don't know much really. Victoria falls is not in South Africa you Mickey Mouse lover

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 09:14 PM

Americans. Never have them as part of your quiz team in the pub. They don't know much really. Victoria falls is not in South Africa you Mickey Mouse lover


No she fell in London a few days back even I know that :lol:

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 09:17 PM


Americans. Never have them as part of your quiz team in the pub. They don't know much really. Victoria falls is not in South Africa you Mickey Mouse lover


No she fell in London a few days back even I know that :lol:


Seriously though WTF???? Also Kylie Minogue is not pronounced Mineogoo you EPCOT lovIng McDonald's worshipping, Florida born nob

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 09:25 PM



Americans. Never have them as part of your quiz team in the pub. They don't know much really. Victoria falls is not in South Africa you Mickey Mouse lover


No she fell in London a few days back even I know that :lol:


Seriously though WTF???? Also Kylie Minogue is not pronounced Mineogoo you EPCOT lovIng McDonald's worshipping, Florida born nob


And what about those cocktards that have no idea what MG stands for eh Goose? ;)

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 09:27 PM

That would be you Ken.......:lol: google worshipper

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 09:31 PM

That would be you Ken....... :lol: google worshipper


Rich coming from a pub quiz cheat. I had to stop eating my shepherds pie to text you the answer. :lol:

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 09:35 PM


That would be you Ken....... :lol: google worshipper


Rich coming from a pub quiz cheat. I had to stop eating my shepherds pie to text you the answer. :lol:


I still lost. Bloody Septic

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 09:58 PM



Americans. Never have them as part of your quiz team in the pub. They don't know much really. Victoria falls is not in South Africa you Mickey Mouse lover


No she fell in London a few days back even I know that :lol:


Seriously though WTF???? Also Kylie Minogue is not pronounced Mineogoo you EPCOT lovIng McDonald's worshipping, Florida born nob


It may not have been his specialist subject

Now he may have known the un laden air speed velocity of a north European Swallow

Or his favorite colour sorry color :lol:

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 10:27 PM




Americans. Never have them as part of your quiz team in the pub. They don't know much really. Victoria falls is not in South Africa you Mickey Mouse lover


No she fell in London a few days back even I know that :lol:


Seriously though WTF???? Also Kylie Minogue is not pronounced Mineogoo you EPCOT lovIng McDonald's worshipping, Florida born nob


It may not have been his specialist subject

Now he may have known the un laden air speed velocity of a north European Swallow

Or his favorite colour sorry color :lol:

I'll put it simply - he knows fcuk all.

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 10:36 PM





Americans. Never have them as part of your quiz team in the pub. They don't know much really. Victoria falls is not in South Africa you Mickey Mouse lover


No she fell in London a few days back even I know that :lol:


Seriously though WTF???? Also Kylie Minogue is not pronounced Mineogoo you EPCOT lovIng McDonald's worshipping, Florida born nob


It may not have been his specialist subject

Now he may have known the un laden air speed velocity of a north European Swallow

Or his favorite colour sorry color :lol:

I'll put it simply - he knows fcuk all.


How do you know he is not an expert on Time and relative dimensions in space,did this subject crop up in the quiz ? :lol:

Edited by ghand, 25 July 2012 - 10:37 PM.


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Posted 26 July 2012 - 06:54 AM






Americans. Never have them as part of your quiz team in the pub. They don't know much really. Victoria falls is not in South Africa you Mickey Mouse lover


No she fell in London a few days back even I know that :lol:


Seriously though WTF???? Also Kylie Minogue is not pronounced Mineogoo you EPCOT lovIng McDonald's worshipping, Florida born nob


It may not have been his specialist subject

Now he may have known the un laden air speed velocity of a north European Swallow

Or his favorite colour sorry color :lol:

I'll put it simply - he knows fcuk all.


How do you know he is not an expert on Time and relative dimensions in space,did this subject crop up in the quiz ? :lol:


Because he can't even eat properly either. Proves everything. He is odd




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