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#3701 siztenboots

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 04:35 PM

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Posted 26 July 2012 - 07:09 PM

Ryan Giggs - captain of the Great Britain football team, cant be bothered to sing the national anthem whilst his goalkeeper next to him sings his heart out.

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 01:56 PM

Spelling mistakes and general lack of grammar from the general public. Un-educated doodahs. :angry2:

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 01:58 PM

5pm not coming round quick enough.....

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 02:04 PM

Ryan Giggs - captain of the Great Britain football team, cant be bothered to sing the national anthem whilst his goalkeeper next to him sings his heart out.


I'm sure his skills are playing football not singing. As long as you stand respectfully I don't see the big deal. I don't even know the words to that song other than when the title of the song is sung. He might be the same.

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 02:20 PM


Ryan Giggs - captain of the Great Britain football team, cant be bothered to sing the national anthem whilst his goalkeeper next to him sings his heart out.


I'm sure his skills are playing football not singing. As long as you stand respectfully I don't see the big deal. I don't even know the words to that song other than when the title of the song is sung. He might be the same.


And there's the problem

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Posted 27 July 2012 - 08:10 PM

The Olympics........

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 07:43 PM

Fitting/removing/fitting/removing/fitting VX exhaust systems. thumbsdown

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 10:24 AM

My wife! Everything this weekend so far that I've questioned, I've been given a sarcastic answer and spoken to in the "FFS I've told you this a million times" voice. Also any time I've checked anything I've been given the "I told you so" look. I've been told multiple times that the Olympic swimming I'm going to is this afternoon at 3pm. It's not. It was at bloody 10am. When I informed her that it was at 10am (at around 10:40) I was given a mouthful of abuse and why didnt I check. What a waste of 65.

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 10:32 AM

My wife!

Everything this weekend so far that I've questioned, I've been given a sarcastic answer and spoken to in the "FFS I've told you this a million times" voice. Also any time I've checked anything I've been given the "I told you so" look.

I've been told multiple times that the Olympic swimming I'm going to is this afternoon at 3pm. It's not. It was at bloody 10am.

When I informed her that it was at 10am (at around 10:40) I was given a mouthful of abuse and why didnt I check.

What a waste of 65.


Its ok. We won't let her back in later :lol:

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 11:40 AM

Other forums deleting your posts as they have a sense of humour failure !!!

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 12:25 PM

BBC News at One. First 15 minutes dedicated to the Olympics, featuring video interviews already shown numerous times today across the BBC. Then moving to a different set of reporters (and not the usual BBC Olympic team) at the venues to report live on what's happening today. Fcuk off, you've already had 8 hours (x 24 channels) of coverage this morning and have got another 12 hours of coverage to go. This program is called the NEWS, not what Tom Daley has had for breakfast and what he might do when he gets off his arse in 8 hours to go to the pool. So can I just have some fcuking news about what's happening elsewhere in the country and the wider world. ETA: Ooops, spoke to soon. We've since had a report on the Olympic traffic situation. Now we're back at the stadium to see the queues of people waiting for the gates to open. Oooh, and now we're following a family from Worcestshire who've taken 2 days to get to Stratford to watch the hockey. Fcuk me. Ah, now weve moved on to how "not cheap" it was for the whole weekend. But it's alright, the baby wasn't a problem and will be able to say in future that "he was there". Jesus fcuking wept.

Edited by techieboy, 30 July 2012 - 12:28 PM.


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Posted 30 July 2012 - 02:19 PM

BBC News at One.

:yeahthat: . Not even just now during the Olympics, they p*ss me off how every evening the "local" news is about some poncy local dance/arts centre who are "bringing the local community together" and "teaching children useful life skills"...what, like dancing and singing!? That's exactly what we need to put Britain at the forefront of the world economy isn't it, more singers and dancers? Absolute fucknuggets. I wouldn't mind but it is literally every day there is a 15min section on this bollocks thumbsdown.

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 02:43 PM

BBC News at One.

First 15 minutes dedicated to the Olympics, featuring video interviews already shown numerous times today across the BBC. Then moving to a different set of reporters (and not the usual BBC Olympic team) at the venues to report live on what's happening today. Fcuk off, you've already had 8 hours (x 24 channels) of coverage this morning and have got another 12 hours of coverage to go. This program is called the NEWS, not what Tom Daley has had for breakfast and what he might do when he gets off his arse in 8 hours to go to the pool.

So can I just have some fcuking news about what's happening elsewhere in the country and the wider world.

ETA: Ooops, spoke to soon. We've since had a report on the Olympic traffic situation. Now we're back at the stadium to see the queues of people waiting for the gates to open. Oooh, and now we're following a family from Worcestshire who've taken 2 days to get to Stratford to watch the hockey. Fcuk me.

Ah, now weve moved on to how "not cheap" it was for the whole weekend. But it's alright, the baby wasn't a problem and will be able to say in future that "he was there".

Jesus fcuking wept.

Exactly this. Doing my bastard head in :angry:

ETA good to see how our licence fee is being frittered away.... How much have the bbc spent on all this shizzle?

Edited by turbobob, 30 July 2012 - 02:44 PM.


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Posted 30 July 2012 - 03:02 PM

Good going this. Every sportsperson that the BBC have hyped up beyond belief and made films about has bombed (quite literally in Daley & whathisface's case) so far. Poor old Victoria Pendleton, doesn't spell good news for her, when it's her turn. BBC. The kiss of death. thumbsdown

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 03:04 PM

Good going this. Every sportsperson that the BBC have hyped up beyond belief and made films about has bombed (quite literally in Daley & whathisface's case) so far. Poor old Victoria Pendleton, doesn't spell good news for her, when it's her turn.

BBC. The kiss of death. thumbsdown


You working from home today, then? :D

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 03:06 PM

Always. This is the worst thing. I'm watching Wallander on iPlayer but am in a 6-way Skype conference with the office and Russia and they've got the coverage going on one of the big screens and feel the need to do a running commentary. :rolleyes:

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 03:06 PM

Roll on the important sports like synchronised swimming.

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 04:51 PM


BBC News at One.

First 15 minutes dedicated to the Olympics, featuring video interviews already shown numerous times today across the BBC. Then moving to a different set of reporters (and not the usual BBC Olympic team) at the venues to report live on what's happening today. Fcuk off, you've already had 8 hours (x 24 channels) of coverage this morning and have got another 12 hours of coverage to go. This program is called the NEWS, not what Tom Daley has had for breakfast and what he might do when he gets off his arse in 8 hours to go to the pool.

So can I just have some fcuking news about what's happening elsewhere in the country and the wider world.

ETA: Ooops, spoke to soon. We've since had a report on the Olympic traffic situation. Now we're back at the stadium to see the queues of people waiting for the gates to open. Oooh, and now we're following a family from Worcestshire who've taken 2 days to get to Stratford to watch the hockey. Fcuk me.

Ah, now weve moved on to how "not cheap" it was for the whole weekend. But it's alright, the baby wasn't a problem and will be able to say in future that "he was there".

Jesus fcuking wept.

Exactly this. Doing my bastard head in :angry:

ETA good to see how our licence fee is being frittered away.... How much have the bbc spent on all this shizzle?


So your best bit so far was ? :lol:

Just check your remote,see if you have a big red switch on it with a circle and a line. :lol:

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 05:06 PM

I find the more I watch the Olympics, the more I think...should that be an event? Take today, diving....should it really be in there? Handball?




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