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Started by willow , Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM

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#361 iceman

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 03:17 PM

Having 2 jobs and no time off :angry:

Having no job and loads of time off :(

;) but i'v already offered you a job :rolleyes: :D :D

Did it have the word "blow" before it though :unsure: :sick:

:D

:rolleyes: how low can you get :tt: (not litterally of course) ;) :P :lol:

:o

I have never tried myself :sick:

But I admire your honesty ;)

:o :o

:lol: :lol:

;) tis the best policy Imnotworthy

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 03:21 PM

I think this cnut must have been a cross dresser....

That count? ;)

Most accountants can't count :beat: Apart from their huge bills :rolleyes:

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 03:33 PM

rant FCUKING WINDOWS RATTLING/NOT GOING UP/NOT GOING DOWN. :9mm:

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 04:13 PM

rant FCUKING WINDOWS RATTLING/NOT GOING UP/NOT GOING DOWN. :9mm:



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Posted 27 September 2005 - 04:25 PM

Women :angry:

:o :P :lol: men..............I can see a :flame: coming here :rolleyes:

It's only a reply to easy nothing more :blink: :lol: Honest ;)

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 05:03 PM

VX220s that run on 3 cylinders :( :( :angry:

#367 iceman

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 06:55 PM

Women  :angry:

:o :P :lol: men..............I can see a :flame: coming here :rolleyes:

It's only a reply to easy nothing more :blink: :lol: Honest ;)

thumbsup :tt: Yeah!! :tt: ..you tell him our kid ;) :D

:rolleyes: blummin pilots :rolleyes: up in the air one minute and on the ground the next :blink: can't trust um you know ;) :lol:

Edited by iceman, 27 September 2005 - 06:56 PM.

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 09:15 PM

Women  :angry:

:o :P :lol: men..............I can see a :flame: coming here :rolleyes:

It's only a reply to easy nothing more :blink: :lol: Honest ;)

Women that don't know their place :blink:

Isn't there a knitting forum somewhere on the web :unsure:


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Posted 27 September 2005 - 09:16 PM

:rolleyes: blummin pilots :rolleyes: up in the air one minute and on the ground the next :blink: can't trust um you know ;) :lol:

:unsure:

Well thats the whole idea of the job :blink:

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 09:41 PM

Don't know if this one has been mentioned (too lazy to read all the posts!) But when the tw@t in the car in front flicks their ciggy butt out the window and it lands in the road in front of you, showering your car in little orange sparks....... AAAAARGH.................

#371 iceman

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Posted 27 September 2005 - 10:47 PM

thumbsup know exactly what you mean.. ..but my worst nightmare, is it'll actually land in the car, on the seat :blink:

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 02:32 PM

beyond caring now..... yes it's tosswitted vendors again.... just had a call from my bank to tell me that the 'vendor' ( i believe that you have to want to sell a house to be called this) has just been in contact with the valuers to tell them that they undervalued his house :blink:. er, quick clue, valuers value, it's what they're there for! :beat: need i say!?>> :rolleyes: just about to drop this like a hot 'tato. at a cost of several hundred pounds :( anybody got a house for sale? :blink:

Edited by AntB, 28 September 2005 - 02:33 PM.

#373 LazyDonkey

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 02:44 PM

DUnno what its like in englandshireville but in Scotland the vendor never gets to find out what the valuation was. Its only the person wot paid for the survey / valuation that gets that information. Theres always lots of bluffing and double bluffing in house buying / selling - it could be another one Ant. Just depends how big your baws are ! :blink: EDIT : I should say that we were told when buying our house that we were the highest bidder (it went to sealed bids) but somone had a better entry date. Our solicitor said, "tell them to get stuffed they are bluffing" but we didn;t want to risk it so we poof ed out!

Edited by LazyDonkey, 28 September 2005 - 02:45 PM.

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 02:50 PM

DUnno what its like in englandshireville but in Scotland the vendor never gets to find out what the valuation was. Its only the person wot paid for the survey / valuation that gets that information.

unfortunately ye goode olde englishe lawes still let us get buttfcuked. :o

the vendor has seen the valuation as the lender has refused to lend at the current price.

might just wait it out for a bit to cost the cnut some more ca$h! :D

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Posted 29 September 2005 - 01:16 PM

People with cars with electric folding mirrors that leave them folded in when driving around :beat:

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Posted 29 September 2005 - 01:19 PM

Vaux garages that say they'll phone you back in 10 mins then get huffy when you call them 3 hours later to ask for an update. :9mm: :9mm: :9mm: Only the plus side i should get my car back tonight..............just in time for some torrential rain to test the new coil pack ! :unsure: :blink:

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 08:55 AM

Ok this is turning into Martin and Ants ranty thread, but anyhoo ! 1. People who get aggressive when THEY don't understand what you are talking about.......even though your descriptions is dumbed down and you were both in the meeting when a request came through AND we discussed it on Fri. 2. People who honestly, truely believe that you have made a mistake in life and can't let it lie 3. People who refuse to get involved in planning for things and then get annoyed when the last minute rush starts and they say "you really should have planned this better" ......All these points relate to MY boss who will only be my boss for 14.5 more working days - not that i'm counting. :angry:

Edited by LazyDonkey, 03 October 2005 - 08:56 AM.

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 09:11 AM

Spending a day on an unhinhabited lump of rock looking for asbestos when I could be having fun.

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 09:15 AM

Jimh hat sounds like the kind of thing you might call fun ! :)

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 09:17 AM

Spending a day on an unhinhabited lump of rock looking for asbestos when I could be having fun.

What were you doing in Scotland :rolleyes: ;)
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