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Started by willow , Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM

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#3801 DarrylB

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 03:59 PM

These particular folk live opposite the original entrance to Pinewood Studios. A little town called Iver Heath

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 04:04 PM

Know it well. They are just ignorant bastards. I will come over and start my car on the hour every hour outside their house

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 05:50 PM

That will just coincide with when they fire their cannons.

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 10:47 PM

Ha cheers Goose!

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 12:05 PM

Sloppy American script writers - if you can't tell a story in less than 20 hours don't bother.

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 12:15 PM

That second blast of a hangover. Get up, don't feel too bad...give it a few hours though and Hellooooooooooooooooooooo

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 02:02 PM

Waking up the day after a hangover is one of the best feelings ever :)

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Posted 25 August 2012 - 02:47 PM

Waking up the day after a hangover is one of the best feelings ever :)


IMHO it is the best thing about getting violently pissed as you know that at some stage the next day you will feel really good.

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Posted 27 August 2012 - 08:36 AM

Those creepy British Gas adverts on TV.

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Posted 27 August 2012 - 09:52 AM

On the subject of adverts: those annoying blue aliens on the Argos adverts. Don't know why they rustle my jimmies so much!

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Posted 27 August 2012 - 10:56 AM

BT adverts. I hate your company and your loser student bloke in the ad campaign.

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Posted 27 August 2012 - 02:08 PM

BT adverts. I hate your company and your loser student bloke in the ad campaign.


What he says (time 10!)

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Posted 27 August 2012 - 08:55 PM

Locking myself out of my vx. Cool as a cucumber straight from the fridge, walk back to my baby in the M5 service station. Coffee in one hand, decide the metal sticking in my rather skinny behind is annoying me, so decide i deserve some comfort, put keys in ignition and gently/respectfully, close the door... ..BLOOD rushing to face moment...please, please, please!! god don't let my fears be true. But...inevitably so, they were, i had locked myself out/keys in. Long story short = I got in..but..window winder bent internally (but not broken) and door furniture off in an attempt to find an easy fix. None found. Damn my stupidity.

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 08:41 PM

fcuking mosquito's / mosquito bites :angry:

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 08:42 PM

fcuking mosquito's / mosquito bites :angry:


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Posted 28 August 2012 - 08:44 PM

It stinks! And melts plastic. Yes I have used it in the past. Oh and it didn't bloody well work in Cuba. But then again, they were fcuking mutant bastards!!! :lol:

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 08:52 PM

It stinks! And melts plastic. Yes I have used it in the past. Oh and it didn't bloody well work in Cuba. But then again, they were fcuking mutant bastards!!! :lol:


Its not too bad once its dried, you spray it on your clothes (natural fabric), do you wear plastic clothes :o I used it in Borneo (100 strength). It was brilliant, didnt get bitten once in 17 days in the rain forest.

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 09:01 PM

Yes I normally don my bin liner :lol: it worked for me in the US. But not Cuba. Putting the bottle after use in a bag gets messy.

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Posted 28 August 2012 - 09:14 PM

Apple only getting a billion from Samsung. Stealing bastards should pay twice that - hey bob ;-)

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Posted 29 August 2012 - 08:00 PM

Chuffing wankers!!!! All the other courts (well then ones I read about) threw Apple's case out of the window. But Apple being an AMERICAN brand (note though its made in Taiwan) had their case upheld in an AMERICAN court. Surprise, surprise. Oh and for you APPLE fans, I gather that the shitty APPLE connector that is riddled across the APPLE world is going to change on the iPhone 5 HA HA HA HA HA , time to throw your accessories away and spend MORE money on some bullshit APPLE w4nk accessory :P
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