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[NickA]

What's wrong with SELECT salary*(1+(1/5)) FROM sal WHERE bonus=True; ?

[LY_Scott]

Being the telecoms guy and being engaged in months long telecoms project the day before they want it setup. What the actual fcuk? Aye nae bother.... How long will this take you then Scott........"Erm...a week at best for the routing but...I'll need someone to answer my list of questions first and where do all these options actually go? You've listed some depts in edinburgh, leeds and York but no actual skill groups?" Oh....We spoke to ....yup....not me right? The menu marked "unchanged" and removed from your concerns..unchanged where? where does it exist? "york"...right. so we'll need to create it here so it can move.[adds to announcement list] and these announcements are recorded in a studio externally, they have a 5 working day SLA and its normally extra £40 a shot for each of them but the contract is in limbo you'll need to manually create a PO for them at a much higher rate. Have you factored queueing out of hours, welcome, and your menu announcements into your project budget?.............. Fax numbers hey? and where are they going? ...oh right...do we have control of these 0845's so we can change it easily?..... A new web number hey? more routing...announcemnts are they using the same branding? no...ok....so.... A new dealing line....as above... Have you factored any MI/ Reporting into this? etc. Fk me gently. Seriously. Talking shops. I hate them. 9 people on a conference call not one of them know anything about call routing. You pick up the phone and it just works, right?....................................................click...durrrr

[Goosenka]

....and breath ol'son.....

[ghand]

....and breath ol'son.....

Then just do it, its your job, well how hard can it be !! press a few buttons bit of key board stuff ,luxury

Think your self lucky I had to change two light bulbs today and put four wires on a motor (,but then I did finish early for a blast home with the roof off and a sit in the sun,) and you think you have it rough

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

stupid I.T systems

[Mangham54]

fcuking new phone number... I am not called Danielle and I haven't defaulted on a loan EVER, nor have I ever had had PPI. Yes I have had a car crash, but no it wasn't last year.

[Zoobeef]

fcuking new phone number... I am not called Danielle and I haven't defaulted on a loan EVER, nor have I ever had had PPI.

Yes I have had a car crash, but no it wasn't last year.

I've had this number for a few years now and still get calls and messages from debt management companies for a guy called Paul Lovegrove :/

[Mangham54]

fcuking new phone number... I am not called Danielle and I haven't defaulted on a loan EVER, nor have I ever had had PPI.

Yes I have had a car crash, but no it wasn't last year.

I've had this number for a few years now and still get calls and messages from debt management companies for a guy called Paul Lovegrove :/

Think I am finally going to succumb and request a new number from Vodafone, as I get 2-3 text messages a day from these shitbags.

Worst thing is I am not that popular with my own friends and family.

[ghand]

fcuking new phone number... I am not called Danielle and I haven't defaulted on a loan EVER, nor have I ever had had PPI.

Yes I have had a car crash, but no it wasn't last year.

I've had this number for a few years now and still get calls and messages from debt management companies for a guy called Paul Lovegrove :/

Think I am finally going to succumb and request a new number from Vodafone, as I get 2-3 text messages a day from these shitbags.

Worst thing is I am not that popular with my own friends and family.

Join the club I had this for a long time. I eventually found the company web site and found the customer service email

I told them the problem and to stop ringing,nothing happened,so I started having fun in my spare time I sent a email saying every time they rang I would send an abusive email,had fun for a week or two then they got the message .

[Ouchie]

Telephone preference service?

[james.a]

Adverts every 45 seconds on the Paralympic coverage

[LY_Scott]

....and breath ol'son.....

Then just do it, its your job, well how hard can it be !! press a few buttons bit of key board stuff ,luxury

This is true. Technically what they have asked for isn't complex, its bread and butter stuff. My issue is that now the heat is on me and I'll be pestered and stressed at until its done. Not because I fcuked up, but because they did.

I hate that.

[siztenboots]

every day PPI scam calls about 4 a day

[Mike (Cliffie)]

Adverts every 45 seconds on the Paralympic coverage

Isn't it annoying.

Mind you I do have a laugh when I see the ads from Morrissons, Asda & Waitrose must really p*ss Sainsbury's off as the sponsor of the Paralympics.

[TheRealVXed]

The lack of an excuse for being 45 minutes late for work now the Paralympics is over. Oh and people who call it the Paraolymipcs. It's not. Just no.

[ghand]

....and breath ol'son.....

Then just do it, its your job, well how hard can it be !! press a few buttons bit of key board stuff ,luxury

This is true. Technically what they have asked for isn't complex, its bread and butter stuff. My issue is that now the heat is on me and I'll be pestered and stressed at until its done. Not because I fcuked up, but because they did.

I hate that.

" so gents seems you have all fcuked up , you have all made a right hash of things and its a good job you have me to pull you out of the sh*t.

I will try and work my magic "

Or words to that effect

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

Being hungry and STILL an hour away from Lunch.. has time stopped?

[Zoobeef]

Being hungry and STILL an hour away from Lunch.. has time stopped?

I started lunch at 9.15 and am goin back to work at 1.15

Dexter has got a hammering this morning!

[Craig S]

" so gents seems you have all fcuked up , you have all made a right hash of things and its a good job you have me to pull you out of the sh*t.

I will try and work my magic "

Or words to that effect

Or just you my line AKA the garage line "This is not going to be a cheap fix and I am busy right now so I will let you know when I can fit you in and how much it will cost you".

[TheRealVXed]

Insurance companies they put you on hold for ages just to say "No". Are they hoping you'll go away?!