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[Silent Steve]

People who drift in to my office, drop an Agatha, then drift away, smirking. Leaving me trapped on the phone.

[Goosenka]

People who drift in to my office, drop an Agatha, then drift away, smirking. Leaving me trapped on the phone.

My dogs called Agatha

[jules_s]

WTAF is an agatha? On topic is Vodafone. 70p/mb data in france. £20/day without trying. Last year it was £2 for 25mb, so I must have done something wrong this year

[Silent Steve]

WTAF is an agatha?

On topic is Vodafone.

70p/mb data in france. £20/day without trying. Last year it was £2 for 25mb, so I must have done something wrong this year

Quotes from Roger's Profanisaurus:

Agatha: Agatha Christie - A silent, yet putrid fart "committed by someone in this very room"; only one person knows whodunnit.

or

CT's Dog

[Wolfstone]

The occasional scrote that surfaces on the forum and takes us for mugs. Thankfully they're few and far between.

[Silent Steve]

The occasional scrote that surfaces on the forum and takes us for mugs. Thankfully they're few and far between.

I am sorry.

[slindborg]

The iPad magically deleting all my safari bookmarks... That was helpful, thanks for that. And moments later they are all back. WTF!!!!

Edited by slindborg, 22 September 2012 - 10:56 PM.

[Mangham54]

The occasional scrote that surfaces on the forum and takes us for mugs. Thankfully they're few and far between.

?????

[Wolfstone]

I'm not naming and shaming Chris.

[turbobob]

Hah. You stirrer ken

[TheRealVXed]

People not naming and shaming scrotes.

[Bumblebee]

Certain people Jeez Zzzzz!

[The Batman]

Health and safety If I didn't feel safe doing a job I wouldn't be doing it!!!

[Claws]

The general public using lifts. A few tips/pointers 1. Pressing "down" will stop the lift in the down direction...don't press this button if you wish to go up 2. Opposite of above 3. Pressing both buttons helps no one 4. Repeatedly pressing the button will not make the lift travel faster 5. Pressing the button harder...see point 4 6. Being able bodied and using the lift to go one floor whilst getting annoyed and implementing points 4 and 5, but the problem is further hampered by busting out point 3 7. You, from point 6, don't huff and puff like a 3 year old when you notice the lift is out of service, this will result in you looking like a doodah. It's not big, it's not clever and doesn't really fix anything

Edited by Claws, 25 September 2012 - 06:43 PM.

[LY_Scott]

The lifts here do a very frustrating thing. Even if you only press up, they stop on the way down. Causing a red face as you arrive on -2 from level 1 and people wonder why you're not getting off. Thankfully most of them have made the same mistake. It will then stop again at level 1 on the way back up and there is an awkward emptiness. The trick is to watch the arrows on the display above the doors as the announcement comes just in time for you to have jumped on the lift. "Lift going down..." "aww fksake". Compounded by the displays not always working. What a stupid system.

[NickA]

I find pressing the intercom button in the lift at work, telling them I'm Jack Bauer and that I'm stuck between floors 7 and 8 always prioritises the issue in the eyes of the repair company (Daft I know, there are only 3 floors)

[Judderman]

Welsh Broadband, I wasn't expecting anything special moving to Llandovery but i didnt realise BT hold most of the exchangers hostage here. Stuck with sky which is shocking since i've moved here because all the broadband packages here are rebranded BT ones which were shite/overprice'd pre 2000 tech hardware in the first place. Worst of all I work remotely and I need the internet daily. arrrrrrrrrarh best of all my neighbour asked me what i thought of the broadband here and i told him what i thought, he looked at me blankly and said he thought it was very good, especially his 2gig cap.... I MEAN WTF

[fiveoclock]

Self opinionated, conceited, arrogant, obnoxious people. I have just found the first person to put on my ignore list

[Judderman]

hehe your ignore list must be quite full on here

[Wolfstone]

Self opinionated, conceited, arrogant, obnoxious people. I have just found the first person to put on my ignore list

Think we can all guess who that is.