No, fun was going to the national day. Fun was not going out to an island in a boat full of salmon entrails to wander round a tiny lump of over grown rock. That was not fun. To cap it all I needed to take some ladders so I could even go there in the bloody VX.Jimh hat sounds like the kind of thing you might call fun !
What Gets On Your Tits?
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, Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 09:24 AM
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 09:30 AM
No, fun was going to the national day. Fun was not going out to an island in a boat full of salmon entrails to wander round a tiny lump of over grown rock. That was not fun. To cap it all I needed to take some ladders so I could even go there in the bloody VX.Jimh hat sounds like the kind of thing you might call fun !
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 09:34 AM
i resent the accusation.Ok this is turning into Martin and Ants ranty thread
but it is entirely true.
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Posted 03 October 2005 - 11:11 AM
in the style of shooting myself in the foot (with regard to the comments above)
fcuking O2, i changed my tariff in may and they've kept (over)charging me for five months by keeping me on the previous one with me ending up with a cadjillion leftover minutes each month.
useless, lazy t0ssers 
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 07:25 AM
Spots. I'm 33 for crying out loud. What am I doing with a spot?
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 07:27 AM
Oh and while I'm on - cleaning.
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 07:27 AM
women
edit to say :
just noticed someone else beat me to this one
Edited by Mikey, 05 October 2005 - 07:27 AM.
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 07:27 AM
What about cleaning women?women
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 07:28 AM
dirty bitchesWhat about cleaning women?women
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 09:33 PM
Spots. I'm 33 for crying out loud. What am I doing with a spot?
mods..can you move this reply (.. 
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bout time you were spotted Jim
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 09:36 PM
Tickly cough and the Flu 
Ive had it for 4 fcuking weeks
Ive had it for 4 fcuking weeks
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 09:39 PM
..and today! i have mostly been annoyed by god darn customers ordering (between two of them) over a £1000 worth of items to be delivered, then not being in when i'v spent all my time off deliving to them ..and tomorrow they'll have the nerve to phone and try to get me to deliver after work tomorrow fools..i'v learned that there's more to life than the pursuit of wealth 
they'll just have to wait now 
..and tomorrow they'll have the nerve to phone and try to get me to deliver after work tomorrow fools..i'v learned that there's more to life than the pursuit of wealth they'll just have to wait now
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Posted 05 October 2005 - 09:42 PM
Tickly cough and the Flu
Ive had it for 4 fcuking weeks
someone's!! not looking after themselves properly (kettle/pot/black time) 
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Posted 06 October 2005 - 06:37 AM
another one for man-flu 
but i'm still at work, what a trooper
but i'm still at work, what a trooper
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Posted 06 October 2005 - 06:45 AM
another one for man-flu
but i'm still at work, what a trooper
it's the 'bird' variety you've got to be careful of
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 01:22 PM
As the most easily irritated person in the world I can think of fcuk loads of things that p*ss me off! But here's my top 5:
5) Colin & Edith
Oh my god they’re sh*t! Someone please, please, please put them in a sack and throw them into the sea.
4) People who don't indicate at roundabouts
Pretty self explanatory really. I now keep a gun in my glovebox.
3) Shop doors that don't open
Try the first one - no, locked. Try the second one - no, doesn’t open that way. Then finally, "Hooray!" they've let me into their shop. I'm so priviliged. Shop owners: DON'T LOCK YOUR DOORS! It's not an electronic device so you're not saving money. You're just pissing your customers off!
2) sh*t song lyrics
Is there no song writing talent in the world today? I wish someone would take the Kaiser Chiefs, James Blunt, Katie Melua and Oasis and force them to go on a poetry appreciation course. IT'S ABOUT CONTENT, NOT JUST MAKING WORDS RHYME YOU TALENTLESS BASTARDS!
1) Novelty vinegar dispensers
Why do pubs insist on putting vinegar in those little fiddly pots that are fcuking impossible to use? It's not posh it's just bloody annoying!
5) Colin & Edith
Oh my god they’re sh*t! Someone please, please, please put them in a sack and throw them into the sea.
4) People who don't indicate at roundabouts
Pretty self explanatory really. I now keep a gun in my glovebox.
3) Shop doors that don't open
Try the first one - no, locked. Try the second one - no, doesn’t open that way. Then finally, "Hooray!" they've let me into their shop. I'm so priviliged. Shop owners: DON'T LOCK YOUR DOORS! It's not an electronic device so you're not saving money. You're just pissing your customers off!
2) sh*t song lyrics
Is there no song writing talent in the world today? I wish someone would take the Kaiser Chiefs, James Blunt, Katie Melua and Oasis and force them to go on a poetry appreciation course. IT'S ABOUT CONTENT, NOT JUST MAKING WORDS RHYME YOU TALENTLESS BASTARDS!
1) Novelty vinegar dispensers
Why do pubs insist on putting vinegar in those little fiddly pots that are fcuking impossible to use? It's not posh it's just bloody annoying!
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 01:50 PM
2) sh*t song lyrics
Is there no song writing talent in the world today? I wish someone would take the Kaiser Chiefs, James Blunt, Katie Melua and Oasis and force them to go on a poetry appreciation course. IT'S ABOUT CONTENT, NOT JUST MAKING WORDS RHYME YOU TALENTLESS BASTARDS!
Top notch ranting streety
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 01:54 PM
Can we please add Kanye West to that list?2) sh*t song lyrics
Is there no song writing talent in the world today? I wish someone would take the Kaiser Chiefs, James Blunt, Katie Melua and Oasis and force them to go on a poetry appreciation course. IT'S ABOUT CONTENT, NOT JUST MAKING WORDS RHYME YOU TALENTLESS BASTARDS!
Top notch ranting streety
Lyrical retard
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Posted 11 October 2005 - 03:26 PM
Today is getting on my tits - its dragging on, only a week and a bit to go until i leave the motor trade forever and its just taking so long to go by
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Posted 20 November 2005 - 10:11 PM
having spent the last month and a bit in Slovakia, I thought I would just let you know a few observations to what gets on my tits & things that have come to mind in the time ive been away.............
1) Not being able to say the most basic things in a language, and then when you try and say what you have learnt, people take it upon themselves to speak back in english (although i understand that they are learning that too, but it doesnt help me )
2) Because you are english, people will add 300% to the prices that they qoute you
3) Coming back to England and paying 8 times more for beer
4) coming back to england and not being legally allowed to sell your fags for 8x more
5) estate agents & dodgy back handers
6) trusting too many people
7) selling the vx to buy a ford tourneo minibus
8) knowing that whoever you are friends with locally will be more interested in your money and 'perks' then chilling with a beer with you................
although these are just a few down points, i have a million and 2 plus points, i just couldnt find the "what doesnt get on your tits" thread
edit: oh and being 23 and looking 15 (according to my misses) doesnt help when you are having serious money talks with banks, businesses and contractors either............ especially when you cant hold a serious conversation for more then 5 minutes ......
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2) Because you are english, people will add 300% to the prices that they qoute you
3) Coming back to England and paying 8 times more for beer
4) coming back to england and not being legally allowed to sell your fags for 8x more
5) estate agents & dodgy back handers
6) trusting too many people
7) selling the vx to buy a ford tourneo minibus
8) knowing that whoever you are friends with locally will be more interested in your money and 'perks' then chilling with a beer with you................
although these are just a few down points, i have a million and 2 plus points, i just couldnt find the "what doesnt get on your tits" thread
edit: oh and being 23 and looking 15 (according to my misses) doesnt help when you are having serious money talks with banks, businesses and contractors either............ especially when you cant hold a serious conversation for more then 5 minutes ......
Edited by willow, 20 November 2005 - 10:16 PM.
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