Can't remember if I've said this before, but I'll say it again: people that eat with their mouths open.
Seriously, what is with that.
What Gets On Your Tits?
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willow
, Jul 05 2005 12:46 PM
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Posted 07 November 2012 - 04:40 PM
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Posted 07 November 2012 - 04:43 PM
schlop schlop schlop
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Posted 07 November 2012 - 04:47 PM
schlop schlop schlop
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Posted 07 November 2012 - 05:00 PM
I can just about cope with the look of the open mouth, but the fcuking noise 
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Posted 07 November 2012 - 05:53 PM
a severe case of gobblers jaw 😊Can't remember if I've said this before, but I'll say it again: people that eat with their mouths open.
Seriously, what is with that.
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Posted 07 November 2012 - 05:55 PM
Yeah it's definitely the noise that does it, and they always seem to be eating noisy food such as crisps, toast or an apple, never candy floss or the like
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 09:32 AM
School runs. Let your fat children walk to fking school you road cluttering reprobate thundercunts!
Also Edinburgh Trams!
2 hours to get to work today, two cocking hours!...Was going to get the train and thought, ach I'll drive it'll be alright. HOLY sh*t was I wrong.
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 10:07 AM
Nicki Minaj
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Posted 08 November 2012 - 11:10 AM
New phones for everyone in the office. All I can hear is the Samsung 'whistle' message alert, iPhone beepy reminder noise and various idiots trying out ringtones.
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Posted 13 November 2012 - 05:57 PM
Abu Qatada
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Posted 13 November 2012 - 07:17 PM
Abu Qatada
Snap. DC sounded very annoyed at the decision.
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Posted 13 November 2012 - 08:37 PM
Drivers who can't use a slip road.
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 12:17 PM
shitcunts
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 12:58 PM
Are you referring to your bottom hole?shitcunts
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 12:59 PM
Not mine specifically...
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 01:01 PM
Someone in your office has either farted or someone has fallen on to your lap and you have started bumming their shitty sphincter? 
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 01:09 PM
The two obvious scenarios...
In this instance I was mainly refering to the generalignorant public
In this instance I was mainly refering to the general
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 02:47 PM
Someone on the tube this morning dropped the most horrendous, sulphorous, rotting flesh like, dustbin ridden fart that my nose has ever had the mis fortune to have to inhale.
Vile, disgusting creatures.
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 02:48 PM
Was it you?Someone on the tube this morning dropped the most horrendous, sulphorous, rotting flesh like, dustbin ridden fart that my nose has ever had the mis fortune to have to inhale.
Vile, disgusting creatures.
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Posted 14 November 2012 - 02:51 PM
Was it you?
Someone on the tube this morning dropped the most horrendous, sulphorous, rotting flesh like, dustbin ridden fart that my nose has ever had the mis fortune to have to inhale.
Vile, disgusting creatures.
It was a cracker Made myself a 'Decent fart badge' when I got to work
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