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[turbobob]

Top work that man

[Goosenka]

I just found out my Jessica was at Lord's today and I missed out shagging her. Gutted

[turbobob]

Damn, I bet you would have charmed the pants off her with your "most horrendous, sulphorous, rotting flesh like, dustbin ridden fart"

[Goosenka]

Damn, I bet you would have charmed the pants off her with your "most horrendous, sulphorous, rotting flesh like, dustbin ridden fart"

One of my idiotic friends just showed me a picture he took with her today. SOooooooo annoyed.

[LY_Scott]

Pretentious sandwich shops. Me: "Bacon roll and a regular americano please" Eastern european lass "Ok sose and spee on roll" Me " Sorry?" Eastern european lass "sose o spee?" Me "Sauce? nah its ok" Eastern european lass " No spee?" Me (Now bored and wishing to move on) "No fine" Spee was spread. She meant butter. hy not just say fcuking butter? Not her fault, someone has taught her that. Its not as if they have an array of spreads to offer me. Its butter in a tray ffs. Dry roll.....she also forgot my coffee til reminded.

[NickA]

Might I suggest you ask for "Spee'd bacon roll, hold tha sose, ruglar mericano, hold tha weet stuff, danke.' next time.

[fiveoclock]

Ill informed comments on for sale posts, it fcuking plsses me off

[Nev]

This non stop rain, rain, rain, fog, rain, drizzle, heavy dew, rain, monsoon, rain, sleet, snow, rain. Whats the point in even having a fast car when there is an inch of almost permanent standing water on all the roads near me, seemingly for the last 1/2 year !

[mark moyz]

Mobile phone companies providing you with a smart phone but not the package to use the sodding things also Virgin media who claim unlimited use then throttle your line between 10am to 3pm then 4pm till 9pm giving you a quarter of the speed you should have. Also being told the modem is uncapable of receiving the full line speed yet it was fine durring a trial last year.

[fiveoclock]

The question "whats the least you'll take". Why the fcuk would I tell you

[Kieran McC]

The question "whats the least you'll take". Why the fcuk would I tell you

[Bargi]

Pretentious sandwich shops.

Me: "Bacon roll and a regular americano please"
Eastern european lass "Ok sose and spee on roll"
Me " Sorry?"
Eastern european lass "sose o spee?"
Me "Sauce? nah its ok"
Eastern european lass " No spee?"
Me (Now bored and wishing to move on) "No fine"

Spee was spread. She meant butter. hy not just say fcuking butter? Not her fault, someone has taught her that. Its not as if they have an array of spreads to offer me. Its butter in a tray ffs.

Dry roll.....she also forgot my coffee til reminded.

Better late than never...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kJIEkHAWeY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBXA02uUbRs

[turbobob]

The question "whats the least you'll take". Why the fcuk would I tell you :beat:/> :beat:/> :beat:/> :beat:/>

Hasn't that already been mentioned on here? Obviously popular

[Ollyj]

On call and no beer for 2 weeks! Aaaaahhhhhh!

[Boombang]

On antibiotics and no beer for 2 days! Aaaaaahhhhhhh!

[turbobob]

Three day week at work in January

[fiveoclock]

The question "whats the least you'll take". Why the fcuk would I tell you :beat:/> :beat:/> :beat:/> :beat:/>

Hasn't that already been mentioned on here? Obviously popular

Yeah, probably by me the last time I sold something

[Kieran McC]

The question "whats the least you'll take". Why the fcuk would I tell you :beat:/> :beat:/> :beat:/> :beat:/>

Hasn't that already been mentioned on here? Obviously popular

Yeah, probably by me the last time I sold something

Every one seems to want something for nothing now adays

[turbobob]

I'll give a fiver for it

[G-Bob]

On call and no beer for 2 weeks! Aaaaahhhhhh!

I get smashed while on call all the time.