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[ghand]

I wouldn't dream of it Bob, I'm an L4W abiding citizen don't you know

Yeah OK!

The thing is, one of the roads has gone from being one of the main routes to forth road bridge into a nice clear road. They also resurfaced it from the surface of the moon to a nicer surface. So its quieter and smoother than its ever been and there's not been any accidents on it since, yet they thought it was necessary to reduce it.

Now come on Bob the police are always right or so you tell me

[Goosenka]

Spoilt kids

What do you mean, they have a right to have their new cars in the correct colour. Its stupid parents!!

5 year olds? IPad minis? Do me a favour...it's disgusting

[G-Bob]

I wouldn't dream of it Bob, I'm an L4W abiding citizen don't you know

Yeah OK!

The thing is, one of the roads has gone from being one of the main routes to forth road bridge into a nice clear road. They also resurfaced it from the surface of the moon to a nicer surface. So its quieter and smoother than its ever been and there's not been any accidents on it since, yet they thought it was necessary to reduce it.

Now come on Bob the police are always right or so you tell me

Its not the police that set the limits, they just police them. Its the council. If I was pulled over then it would be a fair cop because I know what the limit is and took the chance to speed.

[Zoobeef]

Spoilt kids

What do you mean, they have a right to have their new cars in the correct colour. Its stupid parents!!

5 year olds? IPad minis? Do me a favour...it's disgusting

Don't worry I'm on your side. I'm all for wrapping empty boxes for them to play in until their 15

My mate text and said it looked like his kids had the contents of toys R Us in his living room and his daughter had spend the last 10 mins playing in the pile of used wrapping paper haha

[jules_s]

Power cut 6:20 on Christmas Day ffs

[CocoPops]

Spoilt kids

What do you mean, they have a right to have their new cars in the correct colour. Its stupid parents!!

5 year olds? IPad minis? Do me a favour...it's disgusting

5?

I bought my 2yr old twins one each, 64gb 3G+wifi

Did I fcuk!? Hardly likely

[Sutol]

'Celebrations'! well not exactly on my tits more like between my tits and my dick.

[turbobob]

'Celebrations'! well not exactly on my tits more like between my tits and my dick.

That sounds like a kinky chocolatey story that shouldn't be shared on here ............

[Zoobeef]

'Celebrations'! well not exactly on my tits more like between my tits and my dick.

Try eating them, makes a much smaller mess

[darronwall]

Spoilt kids

What do you mean, they have a right to have their new cars in the correct colour. Its stupid parents!!

5 year olds? IPad minis? Do me a favour...it's disgusting

why????

[ghand]

I wouldn't dream of it Bob, I'm an L4W abiding citizen don't you know

Yeah OK!

The thing is, one of the roads has gone from being one of the main routes to forth road bridge into a nice clear road. They also resurfaced it from the surface of the moon to a nicer surface. So its quieter and smoother than its ever been and there's not been any accidents on it since, yet they thought it was necessary to reduce it.

Now come on Bob the police are always right or so you tell me

Its not the police that set the limits, they just police them. Its the council. If I was pulled over then it would be a fair cop because I know what the limit is and took the chance to speed.

Its to easy now , not even any ground bait required

Bob

Balvenie DoublwWood 12 year old. from my Mother,what do you reckon ? Will give it whirl tonight


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Edited by ghand, 26 December 2012 - 01:35 PM.

[slindborg]

Having man flu that really kicked in hard on Monday morning and has left me effectively a cripple since for every awake hour I need to sleep for an hour. This has obviously pissed the mrs off a treat too

[G-Bob]

Bob

Balvenie DoublwWood 12 year old. from my Mother,what do you reckon ? Will give it whirl tonight


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Standard dram up here. Easy to drink and readily available.

My Bunny has just chewed through the power cable for my macbook. Little sh*t is gonna get stewed.

[Claws]

My Bunny has just chewed through the power cable for my macbook. Little sh*t is gonna get stewed.

Aww, poor bunny! Ours has done a few iPhone/iPad charge cables, maybe their cables taste like apple

Edited by Claws, 26 December 2012 - 11:41 PM.

[G-Bob]

My Bunny has just chewed through the power cable for my macbook. Little sh*t is gonna get stewed.

Aww, poor bunny! Ours has done a few iPhone/iPad charge cables, maybe their cables taste like apple :lol:/>

It's the bloody expensive magsafe one he's chewed through. All other ones I've been able to patch but this ones buggered unless I can pull some bodge-it-Bob "that'll do" electricians magic out my hat.

[Ollyj]

Ask iBob for some advice, he loves apple Products!

[Claws]

That reminds me actually, ours chewed the power supply to our phone a few months ago....thought it had been quiet

Edited by Claws, 26 December 2012 - 11:48 PM.

[Ollyj]

Our dog on Christmas Day chewed through golden chocolate goins, she has been throwing up gold foil all night! Waiting for someone to coin a pun!

[ghand]

Bob

Balvenie DoublwWood 12 year old. from my Mother,what do you reckon ? Will give it whirl tonight


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Standard dram up here. Easy to drink and readily available.

My Bunny has just chewed through the power cable for my macbook. Little sh*t is gonna get stewed.

Tastes ok must try to make this lot last Thats the whiskey not Rabbit

Make a nice change from Turkey though

Out with the gaffer tape Bob

[techieboy]

Miranda. Why? Just why?