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[DarrylB]

lol, tough morning son?

ha yeah I guess, wouldn't mind so much, but everything round here gives off a beep, whistle or an alarm! It's just not needed.

[slindborg]

16 radio 'clear' radio stations in the slim FM band. fcuk you Italy!!!

[Ouchie]

The words 'Agile Scrum'

isn't that just a scrum? Or in terms that anybody could understand, a quick team catchup.

I refuse to call my Dev team catchup meetings a scrum.

Do freeview, sky, TiVo et al, have a scrum when you change tv channel, no, it tells you what is on now and next. Simple.

[AliM]

this morning on my way to work some dick behind me in a BMW used the wrong lane of traffic 3 times in the space of a mile to try and queue jump. The 2nd time it was going round a roundabout with a lorry straddling both lanes in front of us, 3 attempts and he still didn't get anywhere any quicker, still remained behind me, but could have caused accidents in the process. Utter bellend.

[The Batman]

garage in waddesdon only changing my brake pad in OS front and rear pads, leaving worn pads in NS front and rear causing pad to fall out AA said they would keep key on them and take vehicle within 2hrs, its still there 17hrs later with key in footwell and thousands of pounds worth of gear in the back. no wonder this country is crumbling if it cant even fit pads or tow a van 3 miles.

[Goosenka]

The words 'Agile Scrum'

isn't that just a scrum? Or in terms that anybody could understand, a quick team catchup.

I refuse to call my Dev team catchup meetings a scrum.

Do freeview, sky, TiVo et al, have a scrum when you change tv channel, no, it tells you what is on now and next. Simple.

Exactly that. I stand correct not Sepo bullshite but Jap Crap.

http://en.wikipedia....m_(development)

Edited by Goosenka, 22 January 2013 - 02:53 PM.

[Ouchie]

The words 'Agile Scrum'

:lol:/> isn't that just a scrum? Or in terms that anybody could understand, a quick team catchup.

I refuse to call my Dev team catchup meetings a scrum.

Do freeview, sky, TiVo et al, have a scrum when you change tv channel, no, it tells you what is on now and next. Simple.

Exactly that. I stand correct not Sepo bullshite but Jap Crap.

http://en.wikipedia....m_(development)

Over the years we now use the terms "scrum" for the 5 minute meeting and "agile" for the methodology. No wonder no body knows what's going on.

Pisspoor specs currently get on my tits.

[james.a]

Canned laughter and Sarah Millican. Worse when combined.

[Zoobeef]

Running out of milk. fcuk world poverty and starving children, I need a cup of tea!!!!! Gonna kill me in the morning, and I have an MOT at 12, I don't need more stress!

[Mangham54]

Running out of milk.
fcuk world poverty and starving children, I need a cup of tea!!!!!
Gonna kill me in the morning, and I have an MOT at 12, I don't need more stress!

I feel your pain, but in the nicest way 'get off your ass and go and buy some'.

[Duncan_F]

This morning I'd stopped at some lights that were on green, so as not to end up parked on the hatchings in the middle of a junction because of traffic, and some cnut who had driven down the bus lane saw the opportunity to jump back into the queue because of the gap I had left and therefore blocked the junction. The lights changed to red, the traffic didn't move, and the doodah in the Audi just sat there blocking the whole junction. I hope karma exists and that later on today he slipped on the ice and landed face first in some dogshit.

Edited by Duncan_F, 22 January 2013 - 10:16 PM.

[Wolfstone]

Canned laughter and Sarah Millican. Worse when combined.

Sarah Millican was one of your secret crushes james! You fallen out of with her?

[james.a]

Canned laughter and Sarah Millican. Worse when combined.

Sarah Millican was one of your secret crushes james! You fallen out of :wub:/> with her? :(/>

Good lord you've got a disturbingly good memory.

[Zoobeef]

Running out of milk.
fcuk world poverty and starving children, I need a cup of tea!!!!!
Gonna kill me in the morning, and I have an MOT at 12, I don't need more stress!

I feel your pain, but in the nicest way 'get off your ass and go and buy some'. :P/>

But my car has snow on it and is cold
My living room is warm and mock the week is on
Just eaten a bag of French fries and am very thirsty

[Goosenka]

Running out of milk.
fcuk world poverty and starving children, I need a cup of tea!!!!!
Gonna kill me in the morning, and I have an MOT at 12, I don't need more stress!

I feel your pain, but in the nicest way 'get off your ass and go and buy some'. :P/>

But my car has snow on it and is cold :(/>
My living room is warm and mock the week is on :)/>
Just eaten a bag of French fries and am very thirsty :(/>

Christ man drink it black ffs. Coming from a marine...I don't know....

[Zoobeef]

Running out of milk.
fcuk world poverty and starving children, I need a cup of tea!!!!!
Gonna kill me in the morning, and I have an MOT at 12, I don't need more stress!

I feel your pain, but in the nicest way 'get off your ass and go and buy some'. :P/>

But my car has snow on it and is cold :(/>
My living room is warm and mock the week is on :)/>
Just eaten a bag of French fries and am very thirsty :(/>

Christ man drink it black ffs. Coming from a marine...I don't know....

There is a NATO standard for tea and black is not it!

I don't want to risk court martial

[techieboy]

Surely you've got some pilfered MRE's with some powdered milk in? Any women with babies close by?

[Zoobeef]

No, I try not to bring any military stuff home so I can forget what I do for a living when I leave the gates!

[CocoPops]

iBob whinging about moderator actions.

[Goosenka]

Surely you've got some pilfered MRE's with some powdered milk in?

Any women with babies close by?

scuse me love ...lean forward a bit...and mind the baby...teas hot