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#401 JimH

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Posted 21 November 2005 - 08:38 AM

Offering a significant percentage over the valuation for a house you like and not getting it. Where's the matches?

#402 ajussi

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Posted 21 November 2005 - 08:55 AM

i have a match. your face and my bottom. radio adverts where they sing the sales pitch rather than just talk it. [singing] daisy nook garden centre for all your gardening needs and so much more[/singing]. fcuk off. bugger about the house mate. we lost out on an asking price bid once, that sucked, but later we found a much better and cheaper gaff!

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Posted 21 November 2005 - 09:00 AM

i have a match. your face and my bottom.

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 08:39 PM

Yanks who say 'Joo' when they mean 'You' :angry:

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Posted 28 November 2005 - 08:57 PM

people who smash your car in the work car park over the weekend then call in sick sounding less ill than you are when you managed to drag yourself in and ask you to do their work for them because they have a deadline today I remember now why I liked working for myself....

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Posted 02 December 2005 - 10:29 AM

two tiered rant: first of all, people filling up with fuel how fcuking hard is it to get it in the fuel filler? i filled up last night, tramped a load of diesel that had been spilt all over the forecourt back into my car and the fcuking pedals and floorpan were like 'adventures on ice' for the (exageration alert) rest of the fcuking evening. second of all. solicitors. why can't you use the fcuking phone/ email to talk to each other. the rest of us do, or do you have shares in the fcuking post office? fcuking p1ssflaps

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Posted 02 December 2005 - 10:46 AM

Good ranting thumbsup .........for me its WHY THE FCUK CANT PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT NOT CONTACTING PEOPLE IN A CONTROL CELL IS NOT A MISSED OPPORTUNITY ?? I'm TRYING to prove that what you do in your dull job is actually having an impact, however because you've contacted EVERYONE I can't prove anything. Conincidentially this may mean that your job cannot be justified in the upcoming re-structure. Makes you think does it ? No didn't think so. Too fcuking stupid to realise that :angry: :beat: :9mm:

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Posted 15 December 2005 - 09:01 PM

:( putors blummin putors... :beat: rant :o God i wish i could work these flaming :flame: things out. So very upsetting and frustrating i could almost cry. I should really take a course in them or something, this is so very frustrating when things go wrong and i don't know why. Just lost connection and spent at least half an hour trying to get a network connection again, keeps telling me my user name and password is invalid :blink: :beat: :beat: ...not a happy icey here..no..not at all :( :( :( :(

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Posted 15 December 2005 - 09:06 PM

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Posted 15 December 2005 - 10:21 PM

:o rant :o rant :o rant :o rant :( could my night get any worse...just missed a very important and much awaited phone call too :( ..mobile was on the other side of the room...rang..i ran over (chucking the cat off my lap) only to pick it up and i think i must have touched one of the buttons in my haste and disconnected the call...i'm definately going to cry now :( :( :(

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Posted 16 December 2005 - 05:41 PM

I don't usually make 'official' complaints but yesterday I complained to the council highways department about mud on the road where a contractor is doing major work on a site. :beat: It's been going on for weeks; not only is it on a dangerous bend, but every car that drives through it gets covered in $hite because the twats are too lazy to wash it off the wagon wheels as they should do before leaving the site :beat: Council phoned back to say the company had sent a sweeper out to clean the road thumbsup And BMW drivers :9mm:

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Posted 16 December 2005 - 06:24 PM

Vandals. Theres a lovely park where I live and some lottery money has granted some smashing sports facilities and a state of the art kiddies adventure playground. The yobboes tried to break and deface the new equipment and failed as its tough vandalproof stuff. So they doused it all in petrol and kindlng and burned it. Burned the rope on the climbing web, the rubberised floor covering and all the plastic parts. Thousands worth of damage. Lots of sad children. Unlikely to be replaced now. Same night a phone box and a bus shelter gets every pane of glass and light smashed too. I read an interesting thesis once where is wa sproposed that vandals typical feel impotent to make a difference in the world - that they do not have a voice so vandalism channels them to many hundreds of lives in a negative way. In summary - they'd rather be INfamous to hundreds than anonymous. But all I see is a lovely park that the kids loved in the late summer now a smouldering mess. I just don;t know what to do. I mean you can't cut the buggers hands off, but our council previously tried rehabilitating vandals and ASBO teens by giving them opportunities that GOOD kids woudl NEVER get ( musical instrument lessons, trips away etc etc). That just doesn;t wash with the locals and the good kids. * sigh * I dunno. I don;t AGREE with thieving but I UNDERSTAND it. I don;t agree with violence but I UNDERSTAND some of it. Vandalism I just don't understand.

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Posted 16 December 2005 - 06:45 PM

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Posted 16 December 2005 - 07:52 PM

:( rant :( Life :beat:

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Posted 16 December 2005 - 07:54 PM

VXl dealers

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Posted 16 December 2005 - 08:21 PM

having to wait for another 10 hours for the most amount of powder known to man............ sorry, but im going to start getting on your tits soon enough!!!! - just far too excited at the moment. there is only so much fun a 23 yr old chav can have in the snow:D:D:D

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Posted 16 December 2005 - 08:37 PM

:( rant :( Life :beat:

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Posted 16 December 2005 - 08:39 PM

:(  rant  :( Life :beat:

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Posted 16 December 2005 - 09:22 PM

:(  rant  :( Life :beat:

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Posted 16 December 2005 - 09:37 PM

Icey let me tell you about life - when we don't deal with smallish issues they grow into big ones. Every time. When we don't deal with things because we fear negative consequences the consequences inflate. Then one day fate/god/Karma will give you a life enema and you HAVE to deal with 'em. an dit might nearly kill you. I learned the way to meet life is to do your homework as soon as its assigned, then you can play out longer without guilt after :) And a question I learned through my troubles that may just be the most useful life tool I ever learned : " What would you do if you weren't afraid?". Bless ya mate. Life's my friend again now. It can be yours.




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