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#4301 The Batman

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 02:57 AM

another pay slip another £700 take home short.....why am i still with this company

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 11:10 AM


sticky floors, dirty glasses, paper cuts, 3 womans talking AT THE SAME TIME, blunt sisors, the spelling of the word sissors, felt tip pens that havent quite run out but have enough to keep them, the word "hole", pencils that have been dropped and the lead just falls out when you try and sharpen it, hole punches that don't go the whole way through, the view of the shard from my desk and cups of cold coffee that I'm sure I made 5 min ago but wes actually well over an hour..


So young....so bitter


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#4303 Goosenka

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 11:12 AM



sticky floors, dirty glasses, paper cuts, 3 womans talking AT THE SAME TIME, blunt sisors, the spelling of the word sissors, felt tip pens that havent quite run out but have enough to keep them, the word "hole", pencils that have been dropped and the lead just falls out when you try and sharpen it, hole punches that don't go the whole way through, the view of the shard from my desk and cups of cold coffee that I'm sure I made 5 min ago but wes actually well over an hour..


So young....so bitter


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Of course

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 11:23 AM

The Oscars (and the BAFTA's and the Brit's). Who fcuking cares? It's just a back slapping "look how good we are" exercise for the film or music industries (and dress/jewellery designers) and doesn't need hundreds of hours of TV/radio time dedicated to speculation and then live coverage of people arriving/leaving. Let alone sending half the BBC to LA for the weekend to report on it and try to get in to a post ceremony party somewhere. I can't see the 2013 Waste Management Industry awards or the 2013 Plumber of the Year show on the schedule anywhere, so why do we need to give some additional free marketing/PR to either of these industries, that are already capable of p!ssing away hundreds of millions a year on their own PR/Marketing machines.

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 11:48 AM

:yeahthat: Well said that man

Hopefully the Oscars will get some negative PR being named after that spineless legless girlfriend shooter

Edited by VXRed, 22 February 2013 - 11:49 AM.


#4306 LY_Scott

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 12:12 PM

Hopefully the Oscars will get some negative PR being named after that spineless legless girlfriend shooter


That's a bit random, i don't see the connection? Do you read the Sun?

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 12:14 PM

There is no connection. And no. I have never read the Sun and never plan to.

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 12:15 PM

The Oscars (and the BAFTA's and the Brit's). Who fcuking cares? It's just a back slapping "look how good we are" exercise for the film or music industries (and dress/jewellery designers) and doesn't need hundreds of hours of TV/radio time dedicated to speculation and then live coverage of people arriving/leaving. Let alone sending half the BBC to LA for the weekend to report on it and try to get in to a post ceremony party somewhere.

I can't see the 2013 Waste Management Industry awards or the 2013 Plumber of the Year show on the schedule anywhere, so why do we need to give some additional free marketing/PR to either of these industries, that are already capable of p!ssing away hundreds of millions a year on their own PR/Marketing machines.


Yep, all shite. Unless I get an invite. Then they are brilliant :D

#4309 turbobob

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 12:53 PM

Didn't we have a .org Oscars? :unsure:

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 01:01 PM

The "do you scrunch or fold?" bog paper advert I'd be fascinated to know why I, or anyone else for that matter, should give a sh*t?

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 01:02 PM

Yes, I seen this on their packaging in the supermarket and thought what!?

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 01:17 PM

I find just using my fingers gets it cleaner as you can scoop. Also saves money.

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 01:18 PM

Not the two shells then?

#4314 Claws

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 01:19 PM

Women that sit impossibly close to the steering wheel...what is that all about!? FS.

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 01:19 PM

I find just using my fingers gets it cleaner as you can scoop. Also saves money.

I'm not shaking your hand again :lol:

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 01:20 PM

Women that sit impossibly close to the steering wheel...what is that all about!? FS.

Steering with their tits?

#4317 Zoobeef

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 01:27 PM


I find just using my fingers gets it cleaner as you can scoop. Also saves money.

I'm not shaking your hand again :lol:/>


You'll be fine, I wipe them on my jeans

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 01:29 PM

that's alright then :lol:

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 02:02 PM


Women that sit impossibly close to the steering wheel...what is that all about!? FS.

Steering with their tits?


Going by the age of most of them....braking with their tits :lol:

Edited by Claws, 22 February 2013 - 02:05 PM.


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Posted 22 February 2013 - 02:03 PM



I find just using my fingers gets it cleaner as you can scoop. Also saves money.

I'm not shaking your hand again :lol:/>


You'll be fine, I wipe them on my jeans

Reminds me of a scene from Mallrats :lol:

Edited by Ouchie, 22 February 2013 - 02:04 PM.





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