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#4321 rob999

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 02:38 PM




I find just using my fingers gets it cleaner as you can scoop. Also saves money.

I'm not shaking your hand again :lol:/>


You'll be fine, I wipe them on my jeans

Reminds me of a scene from Mallrats :lol:/>


The ol stink palm ;)

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:32 AM

When British people including J Clarkson pronounce vw's as Volks vargen's....were not German ffs.... vw in English is pronounced Volks wagon!!

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 10:41 AM

I pronounce VW as 'Veeee double U' :)

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 10:54 AM

It'll be more confusing when people start pronouncing BMW as B-M-V

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 12:50 PM

It'll be more confusing when people start pronouncing BMW as B-M-V

Or beemer. Which also gets on my tits. Beemer is a word used by Americans. Which is enough of a reason for us to not use it.

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 12:54 PM


It'll be more confusing when people start pronouncing BMW as B-M-V

Or beemer. Which also gets on my tits. Beemer is a word used by Americans. Which is enough of a reason for us to not use it.

Also when people say bimmer rather than beemer. Oh, and benzo.

#4327 Mangham54

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 12:58 PM



It'll be more confusing when people start pronouncing BMW as B-M-V

Or beemer. Which also gets on my tits. Beemer is a word used by Americans. Which is enough of a reason for us to not use it.

Also when people say bimmer rather than beemer. Oh, and benzo.


Or the 'dishcloth-lickers' (a local derogatory term to be used in lieu of 'silver spoon brigade') who say "Me, I drive a 'Benz".

EDIT: Missing bracket

Edited by Mangham54, 25 February 2013 - 01:13 PM.


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Posted 25 February 2013 - 01:10 PM

People that drive vauxhalls

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 01:13 PM

Ding. I've been saying that for years.

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 01:15 PM

:lol:

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 01:36 PM

People that drive vauxhalls



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Posted 25 February 2013 - 01:46 PM

sh*t sorry me fab been busy :( will check it out now :grouphug:

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 02:12 PM



It'll be more confusing when people start pronouncing BMW as B-M-V

Or beemer. Which also gets on my tits. Beemer is a word used by Americans. Which is enough of a reason for us to not use it.

Also when people say bimmer rather than beemer. Oh, and benzo.

And scooby doo for Subaru,what the fcuks all that about....

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 02:14 PM


People that drive vauxhalls



People you don,t reply to pm :-(


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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:31 PM

Adding to the list of professions that p*ss me off; Solicitors Lawyers Estate Agents Solicitors Surveyors (no offence intended to those on here that may be in any of these professions, but dealing with some just winds me up)

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Posted 25 February 2013 - 08:40 PM

right now the fact that money is so much easier to get rid of than it is to get!

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 08:55 AM

Following 1 speed drivers all the way to work! It's 50, they do 40, it's 30 they do 40. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*!@ OFF!!

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 08:59 AM

Following 1 speed drivers all the way to work!

It's 50, they do 40, it's 30 they do 40. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*!@ OFF!!


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Posted 26 February 2013 - 09:05 AM

When British people including J Clarkson pronounce vw's as Volks vargen's....were not German ffs.... vw in English is pronounced Volks wagon!!


When people pronounce Peugeot "Perjoe"

What? :poke:

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Posted 26 February 2013 - 09:22 AM

Recruitment consultants. Young, hapless fucktards. Trying to tell me what I know and don't know. Trying to sell me into jobs they think I am suitable for. You don't know me. You are sh*t.




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