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#4361 slindborg

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 08:48 AM

Waking up, going to the toilet and the ensuing fountain not going in the intended direction. I'm pointing you at the bullseye FFS.


Spunk glued your japseye together?

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 10:17 AM

One of these Rob
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#4363 rob999

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 11:56 AM

Cheers Nigel. :lol:

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Posted 03 March 2013 - 11:59 PM

1p peace

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 12:02 AM

1p peace


It costs more than that

#4366 Andrew aka Stuwy

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 12:11 AM


1p peace


It costs more than that


yes, they cost more then they are worth to make...

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 09:37 AM


Waking up, going to the toilet and the ensuing fountain not going in the intended direction. I'm pointing you at the bullseye FFS.


Spunk glued your japseye together?


Top tip:

To avoid unhygienic morning-splashage after a night of bedroom high jinx (solo or with a chum), I use the wife's mascara brush to make sure that the ol' boy is spick and span before my morning wee. Morning jet, straight as a die. thumbsup


Note - if your wife suffers from acute conjunctivitis it may be better to use a cotton bud.

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 10:43 AM

:lol: @ Steve. So your japs eye has had a nice makeover then thumbsup

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 10:44 AM


Waking up, going to the toilet and the ensuing fountain not going in the intended direction. I'm pointing you at the bullseye FFS.


Spunk glued your japseye together?

More likely sweetcorn stuck in the japseye ;)

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 12:04 PM

Conference call bullshit bingo. Vanilla, pushback, sandbox, blue sky, day 2, end of play, going forward...

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 12:10 PM

Conference call bullshit bingo.

Vanilla, pushback, sandbox, blue sky, day 2, end of play, going forward...

Could not agree more. This morning I invented a new one. The 'customer cuddle'.

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 12:47 PM


Conference call bullshit bingo.

Vanilla, pushback, sandbox, blue sky, day 2, end of play, going forward...

Could not agree more. This morning I invented a new one. The 'customer cuddle'.

You applying to be a pimp?

#4373 Goosenka

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 12:58 PM



Conference call bullshit bingo.

Vanilla, pushback, sandbox, blue sky, day 2, end of play, going forward...

Could not agree more. This morning I invented a new one. The 'customer cuddle'.

You applying to be a pimp?


Yes why? You up for a representative in the market place?

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 12:59 PM

You'd go out of business trying to flog sell me :lol:

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 01:01 PM

You'd go out of business trying to flog sell me :lol:


Ugly people like to shag as well Bob. :P

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 01:06 PM

Conference call bullshit bingo.

Vanilla, pushback, sandbox, blue sky, day 2, end of play, going forward...


Customer experience is another one.

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 01:07 PM


Conference call bullshit bingo.

Vanilla, pushback, sandbox, blue sky, day 2, end of play, going forward...

Could not agree more. This morning I invented a new one. The 'customer cuddle'.

:yeahthat: ..and "its not rocket science"..."at the end of the day"...and then they "onboard"....and "hit the ground running"

....I know its not rocket science, if I wanted to send a rocket to the moon I would have engaged a rocket scientist, not a feckwit who doesnt know their A from their E

#4378 turbobob

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Posted 04 March 2013 - 01:09 PM


You'd go out of business trying to flog sell me :lol:


Ugly people like to shag as well Bob. :P

True. I'm not fussy. Any hole is a goal :D

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Posted 05 March 2013 - 11:37 AM

I already want to punch that horse in the 3 advert. That didn't take long...

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Posted 05 March 2013 - 06:39 PM

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