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#4381 Zoobeef

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 10:48 AM

Watching homes under the hammer and one of the best looking girls I've seen has just bought a property as a project and she's a doctor, jealous of her double chinned other half. I'll never hit the jackpot like that :(

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 10:52 AM

She's back on. :lol:

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 10:58 AM

Watching homes under the hammer and one of the best looking girls I've seen has just bought a property as a project and she's a doctor, jealous of her double chinned other half. I'll never hit the jackpot like that :(/>

I did :lol:

#4384 Zoobeef

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 10:59 AM

I know, and she's awesome at DIY. The girls in Donny's biggest aspirations are to be a breader. Most of then achieve that under the age of 16.

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 11:00 AM


Watching homes under the hammer and one of the best looking girls I've seen has just bought a property as a project and she's a doctor, jealous of her double chinned other half. I'll never hit the jackpot like that :(/>

I did :lol:/>


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Posted 06 March 2013 - 11:01 AM

There you go

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 11:01 AM

Watching homes under the hammer and one of the best looking girls I've seen has just bought a property as a project and she's a doctor, jealous of her double chinned other half. I'll never hit the jackpot like that :(


You're a Marine with Noble. If you're struggling then we're all stuffed.

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 11:08 AM


Watching homes under the hammer and one of the best looking girls I've seen has just bought a property as a project and she's a doctor, jealous of her double chinned other half. I'll never hit the jackpot like that :(/>


You're a Marine with Noble. If you're struggling then we're all stuffed.


My problem is being 28 and only in Doncaster on a weekend. All my friends are married/have kids/or poor so getting them to do anything is a nightmare.
While I'm at work we go out, do things, and enjoy our selves and any/all of use have no problems in attracting and chatting to any girls.
But my work is 250 miles from my home, last time I had a Mrs here it ended costing me a fortune owning ahouse away from anyone i know and so I couldn't use it once we split up.
So concentrating up north but the only times I go out are to help a mate with his DIY or drop a child's birthday card off.

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 01:06 PM

Heavy smoker's teeth and needs to sort out the manbrows

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 01:09 PM



Watching homes under the hammer and one of the best looking girls I've seen has just bought a property as a project and she's a doctor, jealous of her double chinned other half. I'll never hit the jackpot like that :(/>


You're a Marine with Noble. If you're struggling then we're all stuffed.


My problem is being 28 and only in Doncaster on a weekend. All my friends are married/have kids/or poor so getting them to do anything is a nightmare.
While I'm at work we go out, do things, and enjoy our selves and any/all of use have no problems in attracting and chatting to any girls.
But my work is 250 miles from my home, last time I had a Mrs here it ended costing me a fortune owning ahouse away from anyone i know and so I couldn't use it once we split up.
So concentrating up north but the only times I go out are to help a mate with his DIY or drop a child's birthday card off.


Try getting out of Donny and try your luck in Leeds - only a very short journey on the train. I am also sure a few of us would happily meet you for a beer or two there one eve.

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 08:29 PM

People that call disc brakes, rotors! Manifolds,headers! Bulkheads, firewalls! AND MOST OF ALL, people (especially on Honda forums) that call everybody "buddy" AHHHH! Hey buddy... rant over.

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 08:33 PM

Chill out Buddy, it's only the internetz :lol:

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 11:29 PM

Heavy smoker's teeth and needs to sort out the manbrows


Fussy bastard !

Turn the lights down :lol:

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 07:22 AM

There you go

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nice! I wouldn't say no even if she does have big brows.

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 08:57 AM

Message from God: Stop texting/emailing people on your phone while walking down the street. Walk to the side of the street and stop out of everybody's way! Especially walking through train barriers. You will rot alive in hell for continuing this selfish and quite frankly fcuking retarded behaviour. Are you really that oblivious as to what's going on around you? P.s. stop kissing your teeth. You sound like a chav with a dump valve

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 09:06 AM

Message from God:

Stop texting/emailing people on your phone while walking down the street. Walk to the side of the street and stop out of everybody's way!
Especially walking through train barriers.

You will rot alive in hell for continuing this selfish and quite frankly fcuking retarded behaviour. Are you really that oblivious as to what's going on around you?

P.s. stop kissing your teeth. You sound like a chav with a dump valve


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Posted 08 March 2013 - 10:42 AM

There you go

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Is she real? She looks like she's someone's photoshop creation :unsure:

#4398 Zoobeef

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 11:08 AM

Episode 28 on the iPlayer of you want a proper look haha

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 11:23 AM

My boyfriend that is so not into cars & into football to much!

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Posted 08 March 2013 - 11:28 AM

I need to find a girl who's into cars (and footy would be a bonus!!) And no, not one of the knockhill ladies ;)
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