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[Claws]

People that drive slowly down 'shortcuts' Relating directly to driving a sign-written van meaning overtaking is pretty much a no no, unless there is a 300mile gap on a perfectly straight road. Otherwise it results in an earbashing after a call in to work from the handily displayed phone number

Edited by Claws, 12 March 2013 - 12:48 PM.

[VXR]

Know that feeling,I had someone who got in the wrong lane on a roundabout then had the cheek to follow me while ringing my boss explaining I'd cut "HIM" up,wish they would go back and read the road markings before phoning with a complaint,when there the ones in the wrong! Even thought about jumbling up the numbers on my vans back door!!lol

[Claws]

Jumbling up the number would be brilliant! Haha. Luckilly it has only happened to me twice so far in 5years or so. 1st time, going up a Motorway slip road at 70mph, getting to the top of the hill just as the chevrons begin, there is only a guy in the outside lane doing about 50mph. Pull out into the inside lane and continue on my way...Mr Slouch in the outside lane starts flashing his lights, swerving about, generally having a hissy-fit, but remains at 50mph and gets smaller and smaller in my mirror. "Strange" I thought to myself. Boss phones me about 15 mins later, about a report of me cutting up the inside of people at high speed and driving recklessly. Second time I had the phone diverted to me as I was on call, another call about another entirely made up scenario, so I explained to the person that the engineer will be dealt with accordingly and will more than likely be sacked by the afternoon. "Oh, no! Don't do that, nothing like that, I'm sorry!"

Edited by Claws, 12 March 2013 - 02:17 PM.

[-Dab-of-Oppo-]

The Hotmail - Outlook.com update that has just been rolled out and finally forced upon people. It looks sh!t, is harder on the eye and offers the average user very little more in terms of function than before.

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

Stupid idiots with the inability to think for themselves. Have any spatial awareness or common sence. While I'm there, "common sence" is not very common at all, it rear as rocking horse hens teeth so can we drop the common bit and just call it.. Say intelligence. I fcuking hate idiots, stupid thick balls of matter that has no drive, ambition or willingness. People that are blinded from intelligence because they seem to be scared to think for themselfs. Evolution is a prime example, it's not just science fcuking FACT it also makes fcuking PURE SENCE! I'm sorry for few thousand year old book don't mention it. Few points hear 1) I don't care. 2) if "they" had the tech they would have never written any books. 3) since this book is so EPIC and can predict events (after they have happened) how can it not know about simple biology? On a separate note. I love apple crumble.

[Zoobeef]

*sense

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

meh I can't spell. In my defence I am dyslexic and therefore stuopid and even I understand

[Harry Hornet]

The organisation I am doing some work for at the moment.. I turn up with Red shoes, red tee shirt and a red nose.....no one else has bothered and I have even been asked to take my red nose off as "it isnt how we do things here"... aserholes the lot of em......

[Goosenka]

The organisation I am doing some work for at the moment..

I turn up with Red shoes, red tee shirt and a red nose.....no one else has bothered and I have even been asked to take my red nose off as "it isnt how we do things here"...

aserholes the lot of em......

sorry but I can just see you there

[LY_Scott]

as an opposite to that i hate imposed charity. Those people rattling buckets at me as I came up the work escalator this morning. cake and candy trolley. " go on have one...it's for charity, don't be a stick in the mud" etc. p*ss tf off.

[techieboy]

This and Children in Need day are just the worst. FRO and leave me alone. I'll contribute what I want, to who I want, when I want and none of your fake bonhomie and stupidness will alter that.

[Mangham54]

The organisation I am doing some work for at the moment..

I turn up with Red shoes, red tee shirt and a red nose.....no one else has bothered and I have even been asked to take my red nose off as "it isnt how we do things here"...

aserholes the lot of em......

sorry but I can just see you there

I was given a 'onesie' (or however else you spell the bastard) for my Stag Do... so Mel discussed with a few of my colleagues that we all turn up in them today (dress down day). Low and behold I am the only fecker turn up in mine.

Here are some sample pictures to give you an idea of the magnitude of the wrong decision this morning:





Oh... and that is a Ham Boxed Salad - not a kebab!

[LY_Scott]

Mangham, you sir have been comedy genius this week. Take a bow son.

[Mangham54]

And yes I do need a haircut!

[LY_Scott]

You and me both mate. Although I would say you trump me on the needing a shave cards.

[Mangham54]

You and me both mate. Although I would say you trump me on the needing a shave cards.

God no... Jesus had a beard, therefore the new 'Prodigal Son' should be bearded.

The last time I had a shave was 2003... It was a bad day!

[G-Bob]

I'm sorry for few thousand year old book don't mention it. Few points hear 1) I don't care. 2) if "they" had the tech they would have never written any books. 3) since this book is so EPIC and can predict events (after they have happened) how can it not know about simple biology?

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

nice kebab and face growth..

I'm sorry for few thousand year old book don't mention it. Few points hear 1) I don't care. 2) if "they" had the tech they would have never written any books. 3) since this book is so EPIC and can predict events (after they have happened) how can it not know about simple biology?

i knew mr tickle existed

[Type 116]

meh I can't spell. In my defence I am dyslexic and therefore stuopid and even I understand

So am I, it's a bastard, and I to love apple crumble.

[ghand]

Stupid idiots with the inability to think for themselves. Have any spatial awareness or common sence. While I'm there, "common sence" is not very common at all, it rear as rocking horse hens teeth so can we drop the common bit and just call it.. Say intelligence.

I fcuking hate idiots, stupid thick balls of matter that has no drive, ambition or willingness.

People that are blinded from intelligence because they seem to be scared to think for themselfs. Evolution is a prime example, it's not just science fcuking FACT it also makes fcuking PURE SENCE!

I'm sorry for few thousand year old book don't mention it. Few points hear 1) I don't care. 2) if "they" had the tech they would have never written any books. 3) since this book is so EPIC and can predict events (after they have happened) how can it not know about simple biology?

On a separate note. I love apple crumble.

Stewy did you read that bit about the Dinosaurs ruling the world for millions and millions and millions of years, oh and what day did the book say he destroyed them all on and why.I can't find that bit

crumble is the best