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#4481 Andrew aka Stuwy

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 02:06 PM

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 02:23 PM

Watching an east end 17yo shitbag pull a wheelie on a skooter in front of a police car and the cops just keep on driving.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 02:50 PM

People asking if I'm a girl racer!

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 02:54 PM

Are you?

#4485 Andrew aka Stuwy

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 02:55 PM

Are you?


damn you beat me too it :lol:

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 03:32 PM

No different for blokes. If you look young and like cars your a boy racer. If you don't look young your having a midlife crisis.

#4487 LY_Scott

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 04:24 PM

Its a culture thing. If you have anything nice people automatically want to find a way to slag you for it. Gets right on my tits too.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 04:24 PM

No different for blokes. If you look young and like cars your a boy racer. If you don't look young your having a midlife crisis.


I wish I was having a midlife crisis :lol:

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 11:07 PM

This

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It's not art at all. How the fcuk do these retarded p*ss artists get that in a gallery in London? I will never, ever get it.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 11:10 PM

Is that you?

#4491 Goosenka

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 11:11 PM

Is that you?

Healthy lad eh

#4492 LY_Scott

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 11:11 PM

Well......i wasn't expecting that...

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 11:15 PM

Well......i wasn't expecting that...

Neither was I. There were more of them and they were the next exhibit along from my wifes stuff. fcuking winds me up.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 11:16 PM

So that's actually art yet when we put cocks randomly round work they try and charge us for it?

#4495 Silent Steve

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 11:16 PM

Thanks for that.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 11:18 PM

Thanks for that.

You are welcome. The worst thing was I met that bloke. I tell you, I didn't shake his fcuking hand either.

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 11:22 PM


Thanks for that.

You are welcome. The worst thing was I met that bloke. I tell you, I didn't shake his fcuking hand either.

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Posted 24 March 2013 - 09:58 AM

'Baby on board', 'Princess on board', 'Little monkey on board' stickers because they normally indicate that the driver is an inconsiderate, selfish twat. They don't seem to mind how much they inconvenience others just concentrating on themselves. This is probably because they're more concerned about the little Princess grinding chocolate into the velour upholstery than the standard of their driving.

Edited by Sutol, 24 March 2013 - 09:59 AM.


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Posted 24 March 2013 - 10:07 AM

This

It's not art at all. How the fcuk do these retarded p*ss artists get that in a gallery in London? I will never, ever get it.


You sure thats not a mirror?!

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Posted 24 March 2013 - 11:29 AM


This

It's not art at all. How the fcuk do these retarded p*ss artists get that in a gallery in London? I will never, ever get it.


You sure thats not a mirror?!


I now await a new avatar of Gollum with his todger out. Thanks for that Mark. :beat:

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