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#4521 KurtVerbose

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 08:30 PM

Imagine a scrotum sac, with really bad rash and also boils. That's this guy.

#4522 Andrew aka Stuwy

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Posted 26 March 2013 - 10:41 PM

I'm fcuking pissed off that it took me a few minutes to find this topic to have a fcuking raant... first thing is first, what fcuking stupid retarded doodah decided to replace the word rant with a fcuking stupid emotacon that If i wanted to include i'm more then fcuking capable of doing so. Its to fcuking big and most of the time i want it to say R A N T dont some fcuking over anger pack-man getting is fcuking kicks off.. People p*ss me off, If i win the lottery I'm going to buy a fcuking island and build a massive fcuk off wall round it and arm myself with automatic anti air and sea missiles. fcuk THE fcuk OFF! luscious fcuking doodahs, pissing fcuking stupid assbandit, son of a bitch, bastard, sh*t face..... arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fcuking hell i want to smash something up

#4523 LY_Scott

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Posted 26 March 2013 - 10:43 PM

You want to talk about it?

#4524 Silent Steve

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Posted 26 March 2013 - 10:45 PM

not something I said, I hope

#4525 G-Bob

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Posted 26 March 2013 - 11:15 PM


People p*ss me off, If i win the lottery I'm going to buy a fcuking island and build a massive fcuk off wall round it and arm myself with automatic anti air and sea missiles.


http://www.privateislandsonline.com

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#4526 Andrew aka Stuwy

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 12:12 AM

You want to talk about it?


not really I just want to smash up something with a hammer

not something I said, I hope


no


People p*ss me off, If i win the lottery I'm going to buy a fcuking island and build a massive fcuk off wall round it and arm myself with automatic anti air and sea missiles.


http://www.privateislandsonline.com

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perfect thanks

#4527 Mangham54

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 07:26 AM

:hugs: your way Stuwy. Won't enquire, but hope it is a flash in a pan.

#4528 KurtVerbose

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 06:25 PM

At times like this just think of sinking your head into a large pair of comforting breasts and going blurble blurble blurble.

#4529 Goosenka

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 06:53 PM

At times like this just think of sinking your head into a large pair of comforting breasts and going blurble blurble blurble.

Good advice.

#4530 Boombang

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 07:42 AM

Westfield Stratford. What an utterly hateful place. Nobody is there carrying bags of shopping, just gangs of chavs bowling up and down, and the odd WAG posing.

#4531 Goosenka

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:25 AM

Westfield Stratford.

What an utterly hateful place. Nobody is there carrying bags of shopping, just gangs of chavs bowling up and down, and the odd WAG posing.


Shame as it could be so nice. I prefer the one in the west.

#4532 Goosenka

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 06:41 PM

Why are women so fuxking annoying when it comes to getting ready?

#4533 Lauren(S)

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 08:05 PM

Not all women!!

#4534 Bumblebee

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 08:06 PM

:yeahthat:

#4535 Silent Steve

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 08:48 PM

:yeahthat:/>

I notice it took the girls two hours to retort to Goosenka. Probably in the bathroom sorting make up before replying.

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 08:54 PM

Cheeky bugger ;)

#4537 VXT Tim

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 09:07 PM

The bottom bits in a box of corn flakes. I hate them, so with a quarter of a box left I open a new box, really pisses my wife off!

#4538 Wolfstone

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 09:12 PM

The bottom bits in a box of corn flakes.
I hate them, so with a quarter of a box left I open a new box, really pisses my wife off!


I'm with you on this Tim. I do the same. :lol:

#4539 Lauren(S)

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 09:22 AM

Ohhhh bitchy

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 09:32 AM

The bottom bits in a box of corn flakes.
I hate them, so with a quarter of a box left I open a new box, really pisses my wife off!


I do exactly the same, get told off for it all the time! :D




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