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#4541 turbobob

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 09:34 AM


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I notice it took the girls two hours to retort to Goosenka. Probably in the bathroom sorting make up before replying.

If they type any quicker, they'll break a finger nail. Then we're all doomed :unsure:

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 05:55 PM

Links on this forum to facebook. Fecking useless for those of us that don't have a twatbook account. And no............I don't intent to have one ever.

#4543 Mangham54

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 07:00 PM


The bottom bits in a box of corn flakes.
I hate them, so with a quarter of a box left I open a new box, really pisses my wife off!

Same applies to anything in out house. Milk, bread and cereals.

No comment is ever made when the Haribo gets cracked opem by her though... or bars of choc.
I do exactly the same, get told off for it all the time! :D/>

Edited by Mangham54, 30 March 2013 - 07:01 PM.


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Posted 30 March 2013 - 07:51 PM

Painting things. Why does it always take more coats than stated and therefore depressing you as the job goes on. I think my fences will now take 3 coats. I've not even done the first :(

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 08:11 PM

I love the dust at the bottom of the cereal.

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 08:43 PM

People in supermarkets who don'tlook over their shoulder before they make a sudden diversion down an aisle with their enormous trolley full of half the store. There should be a rudimentary driving test you have to take to be allowed your trolley license

#4547 Darcini

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 08:49 PM

The Cube. What on earth do I want to watch some retard trying to balance on a bar for twenty seconds to win 2k. And then to watch the same retard roll a ball for 10k. Is this really prime time tv? I feel insulted.

#4548 CHILL Gone DUTCH

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 08:51 PM

The Cube.
What on earth do I want to watch some retard trying to balance on a bar for twenty seconds to win 2k.
And then to watch the same retard roll a ball for 10k.
Is this really prime time tv? I feel insulted.


Have you finished your car??

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 08:52 PM

"how did it feel, do you think you rolled the ball too hard?" Well, taking a wild guess here, I'd say yes as the fcuking thing rolled off the end of the fcuking track :beat:

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 08:56 PM

"how did it feel, do you think you rolled the ball too hard?"
Well, taking a wild guess here, I'd say yes as the fcuking thing rolled off the end of the fcuking track :beat:


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Posted 30 March 2013 - 09:34 PM

Painting things.
Why does it always take more coats than stated and therefore depressing you as the job goes on.
I think my fences will now take 3 coats. I've not even done the first :(


Wish I'd read your post before I bought a wooden house in Switzerland.

#4552 Darcini

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 09:53 PM

Have you finished your car??


Nope, too busy watching sh*t television :D

#4553 CHILL Gone DUTCH

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 09:54 PM


Have you finished your car??


Nope, too busy watching sh*t television :D/>


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#4554 Mangham54

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Posted 30 March 2013 - 10:15 PM

Painting things.
Why does it always take more coats than stated and therefore depressing you as the job goes on.
I think my fences will now take 3 coats. I've not even done the first :(/>


Don't I bloody know it. Got 40odd of the fuckers to do roumd my garden. It's like painting the forth bridge.

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 05:57 PM


Painting things.
Why does it always take more coats than stated and therefore depressing you as the job goes on.
I think my fences will now take 3 coats. I've not even done the first :(/>


Don't I bloody know it. Got 40odd of the fuckers to do roumd my garden. It's like painting the forth bridge.


Well just finished off the 5 litre tub I had and still have 3 panels that haven't even had one coat yet. Will have to get another 10 litres tomorrow or Tuesday and carry on. They don't look very brown at all. Just a bit darker green. Hopefully the second coat will be abit browner.

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 06:01 PM

Spray 'em. It's the only way to do them properly.

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 07:01 PM

Spray 'em. It's the only way to do them properly.


That's how I started - but was massively wasteful - with the cars chamhimg colour as a consequence.

Have been considering creating a massive tub to 'dip them in' - but I am frightened how much the treatment would cost up front. Would probably mean I eould have enough to do it each year in just a few hours.

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 08:28 PM

Took Debs to a working farm the other day, see my build thread for the reason why ;) At one point in the day i was looking at a very large (but friendly looking) Owl in an aviary with a mesh screen. It was sat on a fence post, and its talons were bloody massive :tt: Me: Debs, check out the size of the talons on this owl (whilst looking straight at it 2" away from the mesh) Next thing the fokka had launched at me and the talons were 1" through the mesh with it flapping like a mad thing. I shat :huh: and the rate of knots I pulled away from it has rendered me once again fooked up in the back dept grrr So much so I decided to clear out the pug this afternoon (various car bits in the boot) I thought I'd finally get all of the various SS nuts and bolts in one place together, so that was the first thing to do. All of the various jiffy bags of bolts I've amassed over the years nicely into a dedicated tub. Great, off to lunch with the 'rents, then back to get the wheels off :) Only I couldn't find the locking wheel nut. Not the first time. Turned house upside down. Nothing. Back to 'rents (30 miles round) not there. Driving back I'm thinking I never actually unpacked it from when Liz sent it to me after I lost the first one. Looked around the house/shed again. Still not found. Gave up, started putting stuff back in the shed when I noiced a jiffy bag in the SS nuts and bolts tub :( I p*ss myself off sometimes :dry:

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 08:44 PM

Why do i kepe lossin my lgasses

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 07:40 AM

Washing my car then walking out in the morning to find some bird has shat on the hardtop. :/




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