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[Darcini]

Washing my car then walking out in the morning to find some bird has shat on the hardtop.

:/

Disgusting, a disgruntled ex maybe?

[LY_Scott]

ha!

[Andrew aka Stuwy]

singers that mention there own name in a song.

[LY_Scott]

Craig Daaaaaavid

[KurtVerbose]

Kurt agrees with that.

[SPLAM]

Was driving my 335 BMW on the motorway. A knob in a VX was right on my front bumper in a big line of traffic, I undertook him and cut in front, stayed there for 20 odd miles. When the fast lane cleared he pushed me too XXX mph, I decided enough was enough and pulled in, he looked like a big kid.

[VXR]

Was driving my 335 BMW on the motorway. A knob in a VX was right on my front bumper in a big line of traffic, I undertook him and cut in front, stayed there for 20 odd miles. When the fast lane cleared he pushed me too XXX mph, I decided enough was enough and pulled in, he looked like a big kid.

Ha ha ha love it....that'll be Gordon.

[LY_Scott]

You up this way for the Banger World Cup this weekend fella?

[ghand]

Was driving my 335 BMW on the motorway. A knob in a VX was right on my front bumper in a big line of traffic, I undertook him and cut in front, stayed there for 20 odd miles. When the fast lane cleared he pushed me too XXX mph, I decided enough was enough and pulled in, he looked like a big kid.

I was in her shed but I am a big kid at heart albeit a very old retired big kid.Did you get my one handed gesture

[VXR]

You up this way for the Banger World Cup this weekend fella?

No mate,I'm off down south for the hayling island vx run this weekend,got a nice local Birmigham and Hednesford meeting on in two weeks.

[SPLAM]

Shed, VX, whatever.

[G-Bob]

Adverts that insinuate that because you got your car insurance for less or "saved money", that you are now loaded and can buy loads of stuff. NO You are now just skint, instead of really skint!

[VXR]

Dog walkers that put there dogs sh!t in a bag BUT then tie them to tree branches!! These walkers walk there dogs for miles but then are too lazy to walk to the bin with there bag of dog sh!te!!(Might be a midlands thing but there a lot of funny looking tree around Cannock chase because of it.)

[LY_Scott]

LOL, I've seen this too. They'd be better leaving it where the dog left it. At least it'd degrade over time into compost. FS Hanging through wire fencing is my favourite. Lazy fkers!

[Mangham54]

LOL, I've seen this too. They'd be better leaving it where the dog left it. At least it'd degrade over time into compost. FS

Hanging through wire fencing is my favourite. Lazy fkers!

Or as I do, hang it on the back of the fence... Though what won't be noted is that I collect it from the other side and put it in our bin... As there is someone by us that refuses to use poo bags, so just scoops the sh*t up and dumps it in the bin.

I once went to chuck the poo bag I used in the bin, and hadn't realise the sh*t had got caught on the lid - therefore all over my hand. I therefore refuse to use the council bin now.

Edited by Mangham54, 03 April 2013 - 04:06 PM.

[Silent Steve]

Dog walkers that put there dogs sh!t in a bag BUT then tie them to tree branches!! These walkers walk there dogs for miles but then are too lazy to walk to the bin with there bag of dog sh!te!!(Might be a midlands thing but there a lot of funny looking tree around Cannock chase because of it.)

That would explain the foul-tasting fruit that grows on the oak tree in our municipal park.

[slindborg]

Car shopping, its just irritating. That and the fact that loads of the used car places round here have become housing developments grrr

[Captain Vimes]

Ikea plumbing

[KurtVerbose]

That long wait for summer....

[Boombang]

Leaky sinks that have evidently been dripping for some time, filling the bottom of the cupboard with rank smelling water. Then having to fix them on your wedding anniversary.